Today started out well. Good weather in the form of sunshine and a soft breeze, breakfast with my brother and an ice cold coke.
Then I got on the bus.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
These two minahs behind me WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
They were all like "Oh mi gort dance later siollllllll! Aiy XXXX you kan do it one you so goot etc etc etc"
OMFG LIKE SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP CAN?!
THEY WOULD NOT STOP TALKING. IN THEIR STUPID SLANG AND THEIR AMAZING KNACK FOR SPEAKING IN WORDS WITH NO MORE THAN 3 FUCKING SYLLABLES. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DANCE (and by 'dance' i mean she fucking gyrated in her seat to show her friend her moves/seizures), DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR VAGINA IS, DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP FUCKING CLAPPING LIKE A FUCKING SEAL.
God i hate stupid people. So fucking much.
I shoved my earphones as deep as they could go and turned the volume up to the fucking MAXIMUM, and yet i found no reprieve from the horror.
And fucking hell all that gyrating meant they kept knocking into my seat OMG FUCKING DULAN!
Please die. Please, I beg you of both of you.
Get knocked up by random men then get disowned by your entire families because they are ashamed of your general sluttiness. You will both then become homeless and desolate and live on the streets and find yourselves unable to get jobs because the both of you don't know any words with more than 2 syllables.
Minah A will give birth to a deformed psycho baby (because the random man who knocked her up was really her brother) then die from excessive blood loss. Minah B will eat the baby to survive. She will then choke on the skull (because she tried to eat it), and a passerby will panick and go "OMG CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!!!"
and upon hearing the divine 3 syllable word, she dies from from overexposure to Good english.
Or you could just
Have a nice day ya'll.