I was checking my phone for msgs when I saw that I'd missed a call from someone.
So obviously I called back."Hello?""Hi did you call this number?""Who is this?""Er .. Yoko? You called me just n.."
*AT THIS POINT SHE INTERRUPTS ME WITH THE FOLLOWING GEM* "I think you got the wrong number."*KUPS PHONE*
I WAS LIKE SO FUCKING
PISSED IF I FARTED MY ASS WOULD HAVE BECOME A FUCKING MAKESHIFT FLAMETHROWER.YOU
and still have to the nerve to be all rude and cunty when I have the courtesy to call back?!?DO NOT MESS WITH ME, CUNTBAG.
So, being all angsty and the general cunty bitch that I am when I'm pissed, I called her phone with a land line, waited for her to answer, then cut the line. Five times.
Then i called one more time, this time leaving her hanging on the line for a few 'HELLO?!?!'
s before i cut the line again and waited for her to return the call.
Which she did in 20 seconds (because I have the awesome manipulative psychic ability to make her call back - just saying)."Hello, who is this??""SORRY I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER."*KUPS PHONE*
I PWN SO FREAKING HARD ROFLROFLROFL.
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ROFL ROFL okay that is all, needed to let off some bitchy steam in a form other than flatulence - i feel SO much better now ROFL KTHXBAI!!