This morning i was cranky as shit but then i started reading www.Fmylife.com
and now i feel so much better.
It's a place where people post about their shitty day and it's awesomely funny.
A few of my favourites include :Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FMLToday, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FMLToday, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FMLToday, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FMLToday, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FMLToday, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FMLToday, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on msn, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FMLToday, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
This website = full of win.
I just went though all 86 pages and now i'm bored again.