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.ASTIRDS...{ Saturday, January 3, 2009 }

I've been working for the past 3 days and thus have not been bringing out my camera. No camera, no pictures = incredibly boring posts = death of blog. Therefore, have not been blogging.

I'm at work right now, and it's not like i have pictures, but i just feel like bitching about this incredibly annoyed ADULT.

This guy, let's call him ASSTURD, occasionally brings his daughter in to play games while he goes to the jackpot room.

He is so fucking incredibly rude okay. He refuses to pass me the money directly. He just drops it on the table as if he's a FU WONG or something okay!? Stupid fucker.

So when he has change i'll give him as many coins as i can and when he stretches his hand out for change i just put it on the table heh.

So two days ago, he brought her in, and asked me for a piece of paper. I held it out and he SNATCHED it away. Which was incredibly rude, but well, what can you expect from an assturd?

When he took it, i said "you're going to need a pen."

He ignored me.

30 seconds later he returned to the counter to ask for one.

I think i almost exploded from inner arhm-chio-ing.

So anyway, he came to the counter again and asked why his daughter couldn't play a certain game called AUDITION ( i'm sure everyone know what a stupid game that is) so i went over and i discovered ....

that she didn't have an account -.- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

So i helped her to fill in the registration form. In this form, you have to type out your IC number. I asked her what it was and her mom said, "SHE WERE GOT IC?! SHE SO YOUNG!!"

Omg someone please save me from stupid people.

Me : IC number is the same one on her birth cert.

ASSTURD : AIYA. ANYHOW PUT LA. THEY WON'T KNOW ONE. *proceeds to type S1234567F*

Me : You can't use an invalid IC. They won't accept the form.

ASSTURD : AIYA CAN ONE LA.

Me: No! It won't accept!

Assturd ignores me and keys in his email address, completing the form. He clicks on the REGISTER button.

Wanna guess what happens next?


THE FORM RELOADS.



*IC NUMBER IS INVALID*

What a fucking turd brain. Didn't i already say so? Just because you're older doesn't mean you're smarter, as is plainly obvious, dumbass.

ASSTURD: HUH? WHY MUST REDO?

ME: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSTURD AND YOUR BRAIN IS STILL SWIMMING AROUND IN YOUR ANUS.

Okay fine i didn't say that. But i thought it. Many times over. Hopefully my superior brain waves telepathically transmitted that message to his tiny peanut-sized one and now he is cowering in a corner, driven insane by the realization that he is incredibly stupid.

Just saying.

So anyway, you'd think that's where his stupidity ends but i'm sorry to say that there is obviously no end in sight.

Guess what else he did?

HE GAVE AN INVALID EMAIL ADDRESS.

I already told him that he'd need a valid one to verify the account. But Mr Spastic here apparently thought he could magically verify it through telepathy or some shit.

No seriously, WHY ARE YOU MISSING (BIG) PARTS OF YOUR BRAIN? WHY?!

So in the end, we couldn't verify it because assturd, being an assturd, likes to do assturd things like giving fake emails.

But since i am nice, i hacked into her account, swapped it to my email, verified it (BECAUSE I HAVE A VALID EMAIL UNLIKE MR ASSTURD HERE) and created an Audition account for her. And i wrote it down for her some more lor nabei. Hopefully that nullifies some of the bad karma from cursing him now heh.

Argh okay now i'm getting cranky just thinking about his amazing levels of stupidity.

Please die.