QUICK!!!!! STORE AND COLLECT AS MUCH PEE AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

I have a pet - it's name is Temper.

Temper is really really really bad.

Sometimes I find that I can't control it.

I'm sorry if Temper hurt you - i'm terrified that one day, it'll be physical.

I think i need help.

Joseph has a new macbook pro, with a shiny black screen and a metal body.

Let's all pee on his keyboard tomorrow rofl.

Miso jealous want to die.

Apparently i'm not the only one heading straight to hell.




ROFL.



ROFL x 10



ROFL x 100



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL



Yep that about sums it up heh.

Argh moodswinging like CRAZY. Am not even kidding zzz. Want to eat oreo truffles. Okay bye.

I didn't even know where you were. You might as well have been in france - same amount of communication.

And now you're studying with dickwad and i'm stuck here without anyway to contact you cuz you're a bitch and won't reply my voicemails because my phone has no battery. I couldn't go to the wedding cuz my mom had a toothache and my brother is busy and my sister is working at the other branch therefore i am stuck here doing nothing going nowhere and did i mention i'm stuck? I need to pee and i want to punch you cuz you're a dick and you're with dickwad and the other dickhead isn't free to takeover me because life sucks and you are all dicks.

I am so annoyed. I hate that you do things for him when he doesn't even deserve it cuz he's an ass and you think he's so great well he's not he's a motherfucker and you can't even see that you are so fucking BLIND AND BIASED.

Fuck la my weekend is sucking like a huge fucking vacuum cleaner you better be free tomorrow or i will be really really really really fucking pissed.

Then i will piss in your hair wax. and your milk. i will even piss in your aerosal body spray so you'll be spraying eu de pee all over your fucking self.

I need to calm down.

The days are short - our tempers shorter,
it's getting old i think we oughta
give and take a whole lot more,

BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING PISSING ME OFF.

And fuck my maid cooked my asparagus. Not pleased. DO NOT TOUCH MY FOOD. WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON COOKING WITH MY INGREDIENTS HUH HUH HUH?! I mean, it's not like i have a lot of pet peeves or what why do people always piss me off?

a. do not touch my food.
b. do not cook my food.
c. do not eat my food. unless you want to die. slowly.
d. don't keep washing my bloody clothes, just cuz i tried them on while deciding what to wear doesn't mean they are dirty right!? What am i? A sewer rat? For fuck's sake man TSK.
e. don't be an inconsiderate fuck by blocking exits/ escalators etc. just don't block me stupid fucks.
f. DON'T EAT MY FOOD.
g. Don't refuse to put down the phone.
h. GIVE YOUR SEAT TO THE PREGNANT LADY, YOU STUPID FUCK! Unless you're carrying a fucking baby in your womb than fine, but if you're not than get the fuck off the seat, you inconsiderate fuckbag.
i. DON'T BLOCK MY WAY.
j. Don't block my way and make me miss my bus - that earns you a curse on your entire family.

okay fuck the list goes on nabei cheebai. Am damn cranky now la zzzzz.

I hate arguing with you. this is stupid and senseless and spastic and wtf i don't even know what's going on!

I will prolly delete this when i am calm(er).

Okay bye i will go eat delicious food now and that will make me feel better bye.

Current Earworm:


OMG yst i spent like two hours taking photos of my stuff to sell cheebong. Damn tiredd.




Fund my new phone / new shoes / new lace legging priss priss i'll love you long time rofl.

zomgoodness.livejournal.com for more :D :D :D :D

I did the most incredibly stupid thing ever.

Yesterday poks, zinc and i went to ikea for meatballs and i forgot to bring my card like a spastic child zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Anyway, meatballs were awesome, conversation was slightly awkward and stunted because I stuffed my face with chicken wings and let them talk by themselves.

*ahm chios on the inside*

I went to the shop downstairs ( where they sell the ikea food products), and i asked the lady, "do you have soup?"

She looked at me like :O

"do you have soup?"

":O"

"Do. You. Have. Soup ? *makes spooning action*"

":O"

Then zinc asked her and she went, "oh we don't sell it anymore."

WTF! I speaking tamil izzit?! Annoyed. zzz.

Zinc left early to go meet her boypren, while poks and I went to dhoby ghaut to get little chinese take out boxes so i can make presents for friends but it was sold out zzz.

Went to daiso, bought a bowl and a pair of chopsticks. I have no idea why, but kitchenware is immensely appealing to me rofl.

Oh and this morning I had to beg for my job back because

a) they firing everyone who takes at least 2 weeks break
b) I took like a month to settle my schedule
c) my schedule is now damn fucked up thanks to the fuckers who lost my form then took so fucking long to swap me then caused me to miss add/drop and i couldn't rearrange my lessons to accommodate my work schedule which really pisses me off.
d) horn sucks
e) PG sucks
f) see point d)

Argh what a way to start the morning.










Cute little tuxedo topshop tote :D

Okay i am fucking starving and my internet is lagging like shit it took me 2 hours to post this cheebong okay bye.

Fuckkk i've tried my best to refrain from shopping this week - I only bought a clutch. Oh and a tee. And measuring tape. And i think that's it. Heh.

But fuckkkkkkkk urban outfitters has a 25% discount code available noooooooooooooo!

I'm so so so so so so tempted to get this pair of shoes and these lace leggings omg!!


Overdyed Canvas Skips in Aqua in size 8! Such a bloody cute colour and look it has my size ( HELLO MEGA HINT HERE BOYFRIEND ROFL)



Argyle Crochet Full Foot Tights omg zzz Black and white both are gorgeous MY FINGERS ARE ITCHING TO FILL IN THE ORDER FORM.

MUST.

REFRAIN.

FROM.

BUYING.

FUCK BUT GOT 25% OFF NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU T_T.

Miso sad ):

The boyfriend dragged me, kicking and screaming, to run today. I ran two rounds! YAY! HAHAHA okay wtf i know it is shittier than shit but i haven't ran in TWO friggin years okay what you want! 1 round = 1.2km ( that's what the bf says but i'm not too sure about that it seems much shorter).

But he was really nice to me. He didn't laugh ( much), he jogged at my pace while i *ahem* walked and he even tried helping me flag down a bicycle to carry my corpse home (am joking, but i really did try to flag down 2 bikes rofl).

It wasn't as bad as i thought, i could have gone another round ( and by that i mean 1/4 running and 3/4 walking), but my lungs felt like they were on fire.

Anyway, my legs are now noodles.

Speaking of which, i cooked BACON AGLIO OLIO today! YAY! It was actually quite shiok! I feel so accomplished because I didn't:

a) burn down the house
b) burn anyone ( bf not counted la rofl)
c) die

Also, no one died from eating it, but perhaps it's too early to tell.

I'm totally on a bacon spree right now, i've eaten bacon for about a week non-stop hahahaha okay i need to stop like now but bacon is awesome so i don't think i can do that :O !

I just made another batch of bacon aglio olio HAHAHA i think i've eaten 10 rounds worth of running fuckzxzxzx.

Things due tomorrow:

- 3 pieces of A3 research ( 50% done)
- Visual Contrast Powerpoint (0% done)
- My head on a platter

Oh btw, this the final logo for the Child Protection and Development center heh.


Can you te;; what it is?

It is an elephant! ROFL please say you saw that. Elephant represents protection/thailand, while the leaf = sapling = development of a child and also represents the child.

See? Genius. It is even in the shape of a seed! Okay i shut up now.


Name card Version 1, but of course without the fugly black border.
Front and back.


Name card version 2, die-cut in the shape of the logo. I like this one best, but the teacher disagrees nuuuuuuuuuu.

Okay that is all.

(My sister just whacked my aglio olio!! Later i shall fart at her head while she sleeps HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

okay bye.

my bf is fucking naggy.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THERE'S A COCKROACH BEHIND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Argh i hate karma. I think i'll have to tape up my crotch in case of floating mushroom spores cheebong zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yesterday this girl returned the shoes she bought from me because "the insole is very tattered". I must admit I forgot to check it, cuz my sister said she only wore it once, so i thought it would be in good condition ( because the last time i checked, the soles of my sisters feet were human-like and not covered in durian spikes thanks).

And guess what? THEY WEREN'T TATTERED! Wtf la smelly little cheebai. Waste my time, travelling around the island carrying a fucking shoe box in one hand and my macbook in the other - you think very light izzit? Just cuz you didn't like it, you lied and made up shit and scared me into thinking you'd leave me bad FB or something but jeez you bloody whore !! Lying is just DAMN LOW OKAY TSK!!

I hope a mushroom spore floats up your vagina and you grow fungi on your labia hahahaha okay i shut up now.

Anyway, I made bacon sandwiches for the fat boyfriend, which he really likes because bacon is awesome and crispy and awesome. and crispy!

Digressing, I've been wearing my Hi necklace and ever since I posted on runwaycity I've spotted a number of people wearing it and it really makes me sian. I know it isn't only mine to wear and all but but but seeing amos' crush wear it really made me D: zzzzzzzz.

Gag.

Anyway, am at work, my boyfriend is a FUCKING PIG. He just woke up okay, after like 700 morning calls from me heh.



WTF 12.23pm AHAHAH YOU SEE I HAVE PROOF OF YOUR PIGGY-NESS!

Okay i have an Old Chang Kee mushroom chicken puff in front of me, and I'm afraid to eat it because :

1) i will grow fat
2) i'm afraid that karma will redirect said mushroom spore into my vagina ROFL
3) after i eat it i will have nothing to eat for lunch
4) see point 2

On a less spastic/food-related note, I wore eyeliner out to meet the boyfriend yesterday, and he didn't freak out ( okay fine he did, for like 5 mins he was like OMG HONEY NOOOOOOOOOOO REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE OMG EWWWWWW EWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOOO) but after that he was fine. Maybe cuz his mouth was stuffed full of yummy bacon sandwiches, but still.

Okay I am bored therefore I shall come up with a list of things i want to do before i die, because I am bored and have nothing to do. ( does that even make sense?)

1. Learn to play the guitar.
2. Get a tiny lightning bolt tattoo on my ankle
3. Milk a cow
4. Serenade a statue ( i am joking )
5. Repent, accept Christ and go to heaven ( i am also joking)
6. Make a functional piece of furnture.
7. Learn to cook / bake without endangering lives
8. Build a huge sandcastle
9. Dance with someone in a romantic place
10. Learn French (50% sure about this only hahhaha)
11. Learn Chinese HAHAHAHAHA
12. Learn Hokkien and Cantonese so i can scold my kids in future without them knowing
13. Make a snowman
14. unwrap a mummy ( am really joking)
15. Fly a kite / successfully get it off the ground
16. Fly in a non-suicidal kinda way ( i don't know how but it would be nice)
17. Go skinny-dipping in my own private pool. Or fat-dipping, in my case rofl.
18. Make an awesome brownie with hot melting fudge core center and ice cream lol.
19. Make ice cream
20. Fire a gun ( in a non-murderous way)
21. Drop a water bomb on a random stranger ( like the fucker who tried bombing me when i was in ghim moh. MISSED ME, MOFO!)
22. Punch someone
23. Hatch an egg
24. Try not to eat hatchling
25. Travel with boyfriend to some romantic getaway
26. go BKK with sister, shop like mad, and come back with 18 pcs of luggage

Okay that's all i can think of for now, Maybe I shall put this list on the side bar and add to it as i go along hmmmmmm.

LOL this started out as a short nonsense post now it is a long nonsense post HAHAHAh okay bye.

Karma's obviously out to get me again.

1) My F21 package came, 2/3 of it sucked.

2) A bird shat on my head today. ZZZZZZZZ. I stood IN BETWEEN the canopies of two trees okay?! cheebai. BOTH OF THEM SMELLY BITCHES HAD HOODIES GO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

3) Boyfriend cheated my feelings.

4) Dead buyer who turned out not to be a dead buyer was really a dead buyer. Go fuck yourself, douchebag.

5) I wore my zara wedges out again today for six hours. I can't feel my toes and they have been stained purple from the insole - AND I CAN'T WASH THE COLOUR OFF! WTF MY TOES HAVE MORPHED INTO RAISINS! MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS RAISINS HAHAAHAHAHAHA okay i shut up now.

6) See point 2.

Argh.

I watched HSM3 today btw. Yes i have gone way beyond gay now. Ironically i liked the songs/dances/romantic i think my brain has fallen out my ass or something.

Pictures from today:




















ROFL.












IAWTC.




lol. I swear in light. HAHAHA.




<3

Did i mention i really hate flash photography =/? But it was too bloody dark at dempsey i didn't have a choice zz.

Anyway, tomorrow I must go buy 4D. heh. What are the odds of being shat on by a bird - especially at night? I must compare notes with huijuan HAHAHAHA okay i must also buy a gun and shoot every bird i see heh.

One good thing = an italian pasta/pizza stall just opened in the HAWKER centre downstairs. I pray like shit they have aglio olio heh.

Okay bye.

PS - Guess which gay HSM3 clip I have on replay now on YOUCHOOB? HAHA i am so gay D:

Izak acting handsome ( EH HELLO PLS PICK UP YOUR SMELLY PHONE!!)




Incredibly boring lesson = random photos of classmates. Mr indian-lover!


Grace & LL acting shy LOL.




ROFL.


Dinner @ Whisk!


Pastaaaaaaa *drool*. Ozzie's Aglio Olio for me, and Misosomething lol for poks!




Lydia's super gh3y phone lol.


Asparagus soup - kinda lumpy / sad


Aglio Olio :D :D :D :D


OM NOM NOM :D !!


Lydia's pasta - wtf damn awesome, egg yolk / miso sauce + beef omg dies.




Double fudge cake with gelato <3


The cake wasn't that awesome, but the gelato was!


"Taeyang is hot shit!" HAHAHAHAHA


ROFL HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA got attacked by lydia's eyeliner after this @_@






<3

Yay life is good, my dead buyer turned out to not be a dead buyer, lydia bought me an awesome dress, my F21 stuff will be arriving by friday omggggggg hahaha yay yay yay life is good as it is right now (:

Smelly boyfriend is bribing me to exercise D: ! If i run below 11mins on my first try, he'll take me shopping at topshop with a $200 budgettttt wah lao wah lao wah lao fuck now i feel like i need to start running rofl.

Okay, spamming CSI for now, more tomorrow (: !