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Yoko;
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
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Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.

As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.

Network

Adnan ; Amos(anus); Collin; David; Derek; Desiree; Faris; Grace; Homan ; Issac; Joanna; Joe Lee ; Jolene ; Joseph; Lilin; Lydia; Peixin; Qinyi; Yvonne ; Ziying

FLICKR/Aranair;
FLICKR/Yokoshy;

ZOMGOODNESS!

.I HATE YOU, YOU DRUGINHALINGHORSEFUCKER!..{ Saturday, August 30, 2008 }

I hate si-y. This morning was wasted watching stupid pointless videos of dolphins swimming in the ocean and horrifying animal cruelty videos. She needs to die. Like now.

Today was a really bad day. As in a really shitty-shitty-bang-bang kinda day. Okay fine, only about half the day was shitty, right up until the part where homan became my human shield, but more on that later.

Popped by City Hall, which was INSANELY crowded, mostly due to Comex I guess. The escalator area ( the one the leads to the Billabong / New York New York area) was congested like shit omg. Was stuck there for around twenty minutes lor it was hot like fuck as well. ZZZ. Good thing we were moving towards Suntec. The people heading towards the MRT were the suay ones I tell you omg! We'd argued right before this so I was quite disgruntled. By the time we got out homan was sweating buckets so I thought the argument was nullified cuz that made me feel a lot better HURHUR sorry honey i gotta be honest rofl.

Anyway, ate at Shokudo, I am quite partial to japanese pasta. The boyfriend thought it was so-so, but he is weird and not a foodie so don't take his word for it :P . He had some karage thingy with miso wafu tomato sauce and I had Soft Shell crab with wafu sauce, which was delicious. Unfortunately, no pictures for that cuz I was too fricking hungry so I inhaled it in like two minutes heh.

Went to Comex after that, crowded like fuck. But that was expected, so it was all good. Boyfriend got harrassed by a sales assistant when he wanted to get a printer, that malay guy was super pushy so homan felt bitchy and randomly picked another guy to buy it from so that the malay guy wouldn't get commission rofl.

As we were walking though the crowd, one guy pushed though while saying "excuse me!". And a random nerd behind me said, " Excuse you or squeeze you?", and homan thought he was referring to me and he totally went into this WTF-DID-YOU-JUST-PUSH-MY-GF-I-AM-GOING-TO-RIP-YOUR-BALLS-OFF mode and it was quite scary. His eyes got all wide ( well, as wide as they could go la, you know how he has tiny slits for eyes heh ;P ) as he stared around and he face turned ultra haris-black!

Oh and I used to wonder if homan would kick ass for me if anyone tried to be funny with me. So now i know (: and it's a good feeling i must admit ;P.

On another less violent note, my black eye is semi fading, and Si-y is a giant cheebai she fucking ANNOUNCED it to my entire APEL class this morning. Like hello? It isn't yours to tell okay you stupid fuckbag. If i wanted the world to stare at me I wouldn't pull my fringe down to cover it. Jeez you insensitive fuckbag. All that weed must be affecting what little brain you have left. Disgusting hippie slutface. Go fuck a duck.

ROAR!! I really fucking hate her. She really need to just die. I'm sure everyone would agree.

Pictures for now, cuz talking about her just made my brain throw up.

Skanked out ho bag sister who gave me a black eye ROAR~! She refuses to let me put up her unglam photo rofl.

Crazy human congestion. This is after we squeezed though. See the tiny path on the right? that's the way to Suntec heh.

Yummmmmmmmm pastaaaaa D: !

Fake emo fringe.

I look so completely normal with my hair down, that when i flip my fringe up by accident I see a lot of shocked faces when they spot my eye. Bitches!

LOL his bag.

"eh wait wait! Let me flex abit first let all the veins pop out!"
".................."

Jeez why do we always wear the same shoes?

My fringe makes me look like itchyface /cries.

Oh and what the fuck a lot of people have been staring at me recently. Seriously! What ARE YA'LL LOOKING AT YOU CAN'T SEE MY EYE UNDER My FRINGE BITCHES SO STOP STARING TSK. It's kinda funny to stare at them with my black eye though they won't meet my eyes after that. Heh.

Okay gotta work tmr byeeeeeeee!

.argh...{ Friday, August 29, 2008 }

today was unremarkable. I exercised a little (gasp!) haha now my legs veh pain tmd.

I'm currently rubbing my eye with another egg. I think I've gone through at least six eggs since the fight. And now i'm hungry and the egg smells really good omg nooooo.

OMG i have just discovered nirvana in Downtown east! There's a Superdog outlet in it!!!!!!!! And Gelare!! And the new Fish and Co EXPRESS is opening there soon OMGGGGGGGGG MISO EXCITED WANT TO DIE!!

Saturday = Picnic + photoshoot with boyfriend at Botanical Gardens + meatballs in the afternoon yay miso excited.

Class tomorrow at noon = impending doom because my lecturer is FUCKING long winded. He beats around the bush, then beats the fucking bush the death first before making his point. then he goes on to resurrect the sad, poor bush and continues beating it ( it's new undead status matters not), until it succumbs and turns into a pile of twigs / accepts jesus and goes to heaven (thus making it unressurectable), then proceeds to repeat his point again. After which he looks for another bush to beat around.

Sigh. Okay veh tired now. Contemplating eating the egg. hmmm.

On a completely unrelated note, I make awesome milo. Okay bye.

.I KNOW WHY MY EYELID TURNED PURPLE!!..{ Thursday, August 28, 2008 }

My boyfriend is damn cock! he rubbed my eye with a boiled egg - SHELL ON!

Omg no wonder it's all bruised and shit. I just found out the shell's supposed to be off lor TMD /dies.

People who've seen my eye : Amos (sadly), Chingy, Izak, Christine, Peixin, Luke puke, Damien, Ziying.

Amos is damn bitchy okay, he saw my eye, laughed himself to death, then when he thought i'd left, proceeded to tell everyone lor.

That piglicker! Bad things will happen to your anus.

*cough* herpes piles acne *cough*

Okay will boil another egg later to rub my eye with, this time SHELL OFF -.- . My parents have not seen my eye, fringe = win and i am awesome.

On a very fucked up note, Si-y has decided to conduct her lesson this saturday. I hope a bird shits in your eye, you slack shit.

Oh btw, I almost died tonight. Was in Homan's friends car, he drives like a psycho. It was the next closest thing to a roller coaster ride lor cheebong.

Okay bye hope si-y dies in freak yoga accident and that i won't go blind.

.Baluku...{ Wednesday, August 27, 2008 }

Hello picspam ahead. I know alot of ppl wanna see what my eye looks like now hahaha!

This is what it looked like this morning when I left the house. I kaykiang go and rub it, then it swelled up and my entire eyelid turned purple.

Happily eating at Gelare waffles, ignoring people's stares.

Can you spot the slight purple tinge?

Meatballs with Homan, who was damn upset hahahaha I love you yeah (:
Also met poks and victoria and chloe (correct spelling not?).

I love lydia, she's always giving me chocolates hahahah she gave me one in stick form that totally looked like an XXXL tampon fucking funny hahahahah!

New yummy bag. When he tires of it, it's mineeeee~~~~~ XD

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Okay you can stop freaking out now. It's not as bad as it looks, I'm serious! it almost looks like eyeshadow/eyeliner with my fringe down.

My boyfriend went at it with a boiled egg, veh pain TMD XYZ. I love my fatty, he was extra nice to me today.

Anyway, happy anniversary, you iz fat like one booby (:

ALso, i leeched HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC FROM MY BROTHER OMGGGGGGG I CAN"T WAIT TO PLAY IT LATER! I played it like freaking 8 years ago la yayyyyyyy.

Okay need to shit good bye!

.My sister can star in Matrix leh ROFL...{ Tuesday, August 26, 2008 }

Hello, I'm not dead.

Yesterday I dropped by Vivo for Super dog + fries of awesomeness with my boyfriend. I managed to convince him to get a new bag from Pull & Bear - a normal-sized sling bag ( finally -.-). He usually carries those huge-ass bags like Deuter or Crumpler or eaglecreek (cringe), which effectively turns him into a turtle / take up up 3/4 of his torso heh.

Dropped by PageOne to look for the new book by Eoin Colfer, Time Paradox in the Artemis Fowl series, but it was out of stock miso sad. So i accompanied the boyfriend to NUS for squash, but got inceredibly bored within an hour. So i left at 7.30, but I only made it home at 10 fucking pm.

Long story involving : Five bus 151s, Two buse 5s, many chiongster NUS students.

ZZZ. Fuckers.

Anyway, this morning I fought with my sister and it was a jolly fight. My favourite part was when she flew through the air and landed on her ass ( she says I cheated, but I didn't lor!) . But of course I also have battle scars la, now my right eye is super swollen, I feel like I've grown an extra boob on my eyelid. TSK.

But we're okay now la. I know a lot of people don't get it - how we always fight and make up. It's a sibling thing la, once in awhile you need a huge huge huge major catfight and all will be well for a few months to a year, give or take, then is you fight again heh.

My poor innocent brother tried to stop us and my sister scratched his nipple by accident hahaha now his armpit /chest / arms have scratch marks HAHAHAHA SORRY!

Anyway, will be heading out to Gelare later ( half-priced waffles XD !!!) then to Queensway to find my fatty and have Ikea meatballs ( yay!). Also, I will act hurt and pitiful so he'll give in to me the entire day hehehe.

Shhhhhhh don't tell him k, he won't get to read this til later tonight when he gets home ;P

Wah cheebong when I look to the right I can totally see the swollen flesh out of the corner of my eye lor -.-

Ah anyway, leaving for waffles now byeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

p/s - I get close to 600 readers a week!! I am awesome. Also, NUFFNANG PLEASE GIVE ME ADS LEH !

.ROFL...{ Sunday, August 24, 2008 }

My boyfriend dropped by my workplace to see me/ play squash.

He only brought one racket, and i said,"Eh if your strings snap how ar? you only brought one racket leh!".

"NO LA, WHERE GOT SO SUAY ONE?!"

GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

TWO MINUTES AGO !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

.FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE ASSLICKING HORSEFUCKER...{ }

Kimber Chin.

I'm buying stuff from her for my BF, and she said that meetups were possible on weekends. I told her LAST week that I'd be collecting yesterday. Then she smsed me, saying she couldn't because I hadn't informed her before hand. WTF right i told you a WEEK ago lor tmd xyz.

So today she smsed me and said she'd be going to town, and that I could collect today. So I arranged for zinc to collect it, and i smsed her to confirm the time, and called her multiple times and she did not pick up the phone.

ONE WHOLE FUCKING HOUR later, she replied, " oops i just stepped out of the house, didn't hear the phone in my bag. Sorry."

WTF CHEEBONG DAMN DULAN ALREADY OKAY.

YOU THINK MY TIME / SMSES / PHONES CALLS FOR YOU TO WASTE ONE IZZIT?!

So i'm opting for registered mail instead, and I hope your pubic hair gets infested with fleas from a thousand camels. Plus I hope your arms shrink then you can't reach the area and you'll itch until your nervous system shuts down and you die.

PLUS my borders work schedule is fucking up as well.

I want to stab something. Preferably kimberchin.

zzzzzzzzz.

OH YAAAAAAAA and i spree-d with another girl (YOURFENCES)who ran away with my money i dunno where the fuck she is now. It's been 6 months already, I have grown several beards. I hope you get impregnated by a cockroach and grow feelers. Also, your boobs will sag to your toes and your vagina will miraculously transform into a (tiny) penis.

She (LANA) is really amazing. First she claims that her uncle died in indonesia, thus she is unable to come back. Then another girl (STELLA) posts using her livejournal account, claiming to be her victim as well, and is apparently helping to refund and send out packages for Lana. WTF. What a load of bullshit.

Then I wrote to the moderators, who threatened her with legal action, and suddenly she's been posting on the community saying " OH THIS IS VERY URGENT. I NEED THE URL OF THE FREDFLARE SPREE."

And i've replied her like 70000000000 times with the URL.

And she still continues to post the same entry, claiming to be looking.

Dumbest whore on earth.

I looked at her feedback page, and emailed a few girls who she bought things from.

One of them gave me her address.

So, anyone familiar with the woodlands area? Please give me a call or PM me on msn.

I will be dropping by hun, and trust me, I will be in bitch mode, and it will get really ugly.

So in the meantime, please dread my hunting you down, and fuck a dog to drown your worries (:

.Unexpected circumstances...{ Saturday, August 23, 2008 }

I'm not really in the mood to blog, so pic spam ahead.

Please get better soon. I don't know if i should pray, because praying only in times of need seems so shitty. I didn't really know you, but your being sick is hurting my mom, so I hope you'll get better so my mom will feel better. Does that make me shitty in a backwards kind of way? Of course, I want you to get better just so you'll get better, because I don't feel like you deserve this. I feel like this is happening to you because the person who loves you is racking up bad karma like crazy, and thus karma is hurting the one she loves and that just so happens to be you.

I'm going out later, but I feel kinda bad about it with all this going on.

Sigh. By the way, I'm double blogging. I blog here on blogspot and on my LJ ( heh) whenever there are picspams, cuz nicely taken photos make you noticed and uber cool on LJ. People will coo about your photos and comment that your photos are awesome and I love flattery so i guess that explains a lot. I also bitch about my boyfriend and my sister and my family so basically that's my bitch(ier) and if possible, even more picture-filled journal.

I said a little prayer. I hope it comes true. I asked not for forgiveness, but good health for you. I realize that rhymes but that was not really my initial intention heh.

okay pictures, then i'll go emo one corner.

Ying ting ( correct spelling or not ar?), Dawn, Wenjing ( who has awesome skin miso jealous want to die)

Waiting for a seat at dintaifeng.

Good times.

P/S - I added links to my flickr and homan's flickr, visit for awesome photos from homan ( and awesomer ones from me).

.ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..{ Friday, August 22, 2008 }

My sister is sick so she hasn't been sleeping with the aircon on. Which equates to me dying from the heat. My brother's room is stuffy and bleh, so now i'm sleeping on the living room couch. I've already tried sleeping on the marble floor, which is pretty cold but a literal pain in the ass ( and spine and neck and whichever body part that comes in contact with the floor).

The windows are all open lor nabei 7month leh veh scary. tsk.

Okay bye shall sleep now and try not to think about shit like that.

Wish my bf was here sigh okay byebye.

Lessons at 9 fucking am tmr zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

This is really killing my post-sashimi buzz tsk.

.Another awesome day + PICSPAM...{ }

The boyfriend dragged me ( kicking and screaming) to Peninsula plaza to check out tripods. Afterwhich, I dragged him, kicking and screaming, to Sakae Sushi (!!).

The sashimi was awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Thick slabs of fresh salmon sashimi (cue drooling) with a dab of wasabae = heaven.

Will let pictures do the talking, because it is now one frickin thirty-five in the morning, and my brain is shutting down.