STOP YELLING AT ME LA CHEEBAI.

And homan where the hell are you?

I collected my typewriter yesterday and it was gorgeous. Damn shiok to type on it okay hahaha I felt so old school please.








These are the pictures from the seller la, not me.

Anyway, Haris came down to the lan shop a few days ago and bought me food! Thanks blackman, I appreciate it! KFC leh don't play play! Eh my bf is eating meat like siao la hahaha I can't wait til he comes back then my food choices aren't limited anymore shiok shit please.

Oh and I finally made it to one of the infamous DAVID'S BBQ NIGHTS! Hahaha I learnt an amazing amount of things there, for example :

1. Joseph's prawns are all gay
2. My hands are africanamerican HAHAHAAAAAA
3. Overcooking = zombifying
4. Joanna can't skewer for shit
5. Benji is the new ambassador for Sunsilk Silky Smooth Shampoo ROFL

Heh okay I'm freezing my ass off here at work. My bf is acting all moral and shit because there's a church outside his window. Don't act all holy leh fatty, you're usually the master of all evil don't come and kei kei leh!! ROFL sigh bored okay bye.



XD

PS - I dunno why I just felt very singlish today heh can you tell XD?

I want to :

- Sew something
- Find a mini bbq grill thingy
- Find an actual grill
- Make a chicken sandwich
- Save enough money to get my hair done ( though this seems quite impossible and the rate I'm buying shit at)
- Start wearing heels ( and try not to break an ankle while I'm at it)
- Get rid of my eyebags
- Do my teeth
- Teleport to France
- Find someone to watch a movie with tmr
- Go for Daveorawk's BBQ tme ( FINALLY!!)

i will probably never achieve most of them, but whatever no one gives a shit.

On a reallyyyyyyy good (and random) note, I FOUND A TYPEWRITER YAY !

Okay I know that means nothing to you, but I found a cheap one for like 35 money, quite pleased. I have to collect tmr but the seller says it's heavy shit T_T . Maybe I'll drag my brother along heh.

This is a random post about random nothings because I am bored, bored and extremely bored. I've just been blog-surfing the entire day away, and blogshopping as well, which explains why i'm spending so much because there really ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE TO DO.

You know it's bad when the only thing keep me going is this :



I saw this on LL's blog and have been dancing to it ever since. Well, trying to, anyway.

It's fucking hard I tell you ROFL.

Okay whatever, more blog reading to do and WTF I FOUND A GIRL WHO KEEPS A TINY LITTLE BLACK PIG AS A PET ROFL ! When I saw it i was thinking AWWWWWWWW look it's homan! HAHAHAHA see see!












Quite cute actually heh. Not sure if it's legal in S'pore though.
Picture taken from stylebytes.net, it's sort of a fashion blog, very readable. Of course, having the pig helps too.

Okay gtg, need to pee.

Nine more to go.

Oh and it's possible he might not get internet access anymore starting from the first of june.

KILL ME NOW.

The few photos he managed to upload onto flickr, anyway.





Why is there no picture of the tower itself fatty? Only the leg nia @_@













STARE AH?!? ROFL.













Is that sausage i see on your plate?! LOL you are a changed man rofl.




Does it make me unreasonable if I feel agitated by this photo? Cuz a photo of yourself would mean it was taken by one of those girls you were travelling and rooming (!!!!!) with. Please note the five exclaimation marks, thanks. Rooming leh. As in sleeping in the same room at night kind of rooming. I know is pricier to stay in your own room but $#@&!+/{}!@~!!!!!

Mutters.

Don't look at me ( or at the screen, rather) like I'm clingy -.- I throw your gf/bf into a room with two members of the opposite sex for three nights, see if you like it lor.



TSK.



Annoyed. The day started out UNswimmingly, and now has turned into a full blown fuckup. What joy.


Cling.

Hi honey, I'm missing you again. Prawning was quite fun, I caught one !!! But it was an accident la. I just left the pole there and the prawn swallowed my entire hook rofl. Zinc caught two ( GASP!) , Shaun caught one as well and Daniel and his girlfriend caught .. two rocks.

Oh ya, when zinc caught her first prawn she got too excited and flung it straight at me @_@. The prawn went into my bag WTF lol i was wondering why she was sniggering I thought it was a false alarm and like suddenly eh what's that thing wriggling against my ass ?! rofl.

But it was fun, despite being attacked by ziying's prawn, it really took my mind off you. I can't decide if that's good or bad @_@.

Shaun's dad sent us all home, and we were karaoke-ing in the car. Damn funny please. Me, daniel and shaun were yowling and howling while his dad pleaded for mercy rofl. Dan's gf still managed to fall asleep though @_@. Amazing.

I made you a little something I hope you like it.

But first, Photosssssssss (: (: (:


On my last day with you




She caught the first prawn! Unbelievable @_@.


Daniel and Meiyern aka Secret Girlfriend.


"Is that a rock?!" rofl.


2nd Prawn of the day


" I sodomized two prawns with satay sticks (: "




Roasting them alive yummmmmmmmmmm




























Daniel's Iphone!!! With hello kitty wallpaper WTF ROFL


I think this explains the wallpaper rofl.






Gong gongs


After we were done lol

Oh and a short vid i made. Kinda lumped everything together, but I spent two hours on it you better like it! HAHA EH ZINC SHAUN DANIEL MEIYERN YOU'RE ALL ON YOUTUBE ROFL!



ROAR at work now heh, had brekkie with my parents at Hansssss yummy yummy yummy yummmmmmmmm.

BURP.