Hello, some random cool shit that I want to share with you because I'm half in love with them. Because I'm weird like that.







Samsung "pebble" MP3 Player.


Scrabble Pillows!






EMERGENCY DISGUISE HAHAHA WTF?!!?!












Okay, completely random post because I is waiting for Peixin. And I am dying.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Oh by way, polaroid films are no longer in production. Jolene, that guy is full of shit.
Anyway, join http://www.savepolaroid.com/ and do your part!

My brother's birthday is tmr, the lucky bastard. Happy birthday, smelly!

okbai.

Yesterday was our 15th month anniversary, so i bought my fatty a Lonely Planet France guidebook, which is a guide book to France (duh). Borders and times didn't have any left so I rang MPH up and made this poor bugger call all the 22 MPH outlets to help me find the book and I really think I've the last copy left in Singapore hahaha. Anyway, went to collect it at Novena Square, where I bought Donuts from Donut Factory omgzzzzz CHINGY JEALOUS OR NOT HAHAHA.

No pictures, because my battery died on me. Stone.

Anyway, I had this nagging feeling that the boyfriend would need cheering up, and I was spot on. I hope the donuts and the guidebk helped, sweetie (: .

My sister forced me to watch The Orphanage with her, which scared me shitless and now I can't sleep. ZZZZZ.

Oh and the boyfriend, articulate as he is, doesn't like to articulate his feelings for me. In writing, that is. But he kept a journal of sorts, a little log about me for 10 days and gave it to me as my anniversary present.

He left to go squash, and I stayed in his room and read the thing and bawled my eyes out haha. Yes I melted into a puddle of mush hahaha stupid boyfriend make me cry TSK. Oh ya he has a bloody fan club okay everywhere we go girls keep waving merrily at him TMD FUCK OFF FAR FAR PLEASE TSK DAMN ANNOYED OKAY. Oh and he eats with 2 girls and another guy almost every night, seeing how they live in the same hostel which is driving me insane with jealousy tsk sometimes i wish i made the choice to go to JC then we'd both be in NUS then i realise it's stupid to want to choose a study path because of a boyfriend but whatever lala this is a pointless point. Argh I'm so jealous I want to stay near and be able to eat out late or go catch a late night movie and not worry about getting home late or what not sigh.

I hope to learn to drive asap but I think I prolly can't afford to learn/ get a car/ maintain a car.

Okay whatever I am tired but I cannot sleep because of the stupid freaky movie my sister made me watch tsk. Miso tired. 4 more adverts to go. GO ME.

PS CHINGY :

yokoshy. says: (1:46:01 AM)
you're both holy and full of shit

yokoshy. says: (1:46:02 AM)
hahaha

yokoshy. says: (1:46:08 AM)
totally made for each other

yokoshy. says: (1:46:21 AM)
and she's smart and full of shit and got 2 points for Os!

dEEn says: (1:46:42 AM)
haha u mean she's holy shit

yokoshy. says: (1:47:02 AM)
HAHAH TOTALLY !

SEE CHINGY?! FUNNY TOO HAHAHA OMG PROPAGANDA LIKE SIAO HAHAHAHA XD.

Er hello, 31 days more til he flies away.

I am trying not to panic, honestly.

Trying and (very) obviously not succeeding.

Anyway, it's been about 6 days since I last blogged so I figured it was about time to start bitching.

No complains about my timetable, since I cut the queue and got my schedule re-arranged before all the other juniors because I *ahem* flashed some cleavage ( this is total bullocks la, I obviously do not run around showing people my happy valley) and everyone else wants to kick my ass because of my (very under-handed) method of going first. Everyone else had to queue for two days lalala ;P .

Anyway, my point is that my timetable is pretty free, all my lessons for the next 5 months end at 3pm or earlier ( with the exception of the current and next block). But there is a downside, that being my boyfriend will be in France and therefore any spare time I have will not be in his company, which is just sad, because I have a freaking LOT of spare time.

Sigh.

Also, because of my obvious expansion sideways, I signed up for netball. Okay fine, not because I'm getting fat, but because I've been wanting to for the longest time, and since my schedule for the next 5 months is pretty empty, why not eh?

Oh and I'm working at borders tomorrow at 8 freaking AM and it is now 2.36 in the morning and I am still awake. Which is, of course, retarded because I have to get up at 6. PFFFFFFFFFT.

Anyway, random pictures just because my brain is shit and I've nothing more to say.


A tree. DUH.




Plushie my aunt made.


Some random character in an online game called YOKO my mom thought it was funny so she gave this to me -.-


Random accessories.


Polaroid


Box.


Gift Box in Box.


Grey Tracing Paper in Gift Box in Box.


Mightymouse in Grey Tracing Paper in Gift Box in Box.


Thanks honey (:


Oh wait, more word vomit. Well, okay, I had word vomit 5 seconds ago now I can't remember what I wanted to say. DAMN IT.

Oh ya, I want to try my best this sem, so if you see me slacking, please kick my ass. Verbally, of course.

Anyway, am moving to yokoshy.livejournal.com, but it's still under construction, and will probably remain that way for 7 months or something, given my procrastination levels.

Okay bye I can't think of anything more to say.

PS - Chingy, WWJD ;P ? ROFL.

I thought of something to make for you before you go. I also found you an anniversary gift, it might not be what you expected, but I expect you will like it ( OR DIE TRYING).

Hello, miso sorry for the last few random posts. I've been busy with work and all, and am expecting a BIG FAT PAYCHECK in may. I can then return $230 to the boyfriend and $53 to my mom. I cleared my $140++ bill, which is a load of my shoulders heh.

BTW I made a chart for my classes like OMG WTF I IS BECOMING ORGANIZED (GASP!) OH THE HORROR! I actually marked the weeks on my (ahem) macbk's calender so I won't confuse the weeks.




Yeah yeah gasp away.

Okay my original point was, I'm taking :

Advertising : 12 -3pm
Packaging Forms & Graphics ( by AH PAT, NO LESS) 3pm - 6pm

Anyone taking them with me?

Also, I feel all lethargic and woozy-ish.

I need : Underthings, comfy shoes and I can't think of anything I else I want when I get my paycheck. Oh yeah I could get my eyebags fixed or hair done or something like that.

OR i could save. Which is highly unlikely, but still food for thought. Some sorta moses talk tmr at 9am FTW. Good luck to me with waking up, can someone spam my phone at like 8am and pray I won't be late?

Speaking of phones, I'm thinking of changing my phone because :

-I've dropped it like 700 times and must have spoilt the speaker thingy or something because everyone sounds like the terminator on the line HAHAHAHA

-The call button doesn't work FTW

- QWERTY keyboards are the way to go.

I'm currently contemplating :

-The sony erricson XPERIA X1;




- The Samsung F700




And I just heard about a new nokia QWERTY as well, will wait for abit to see.

Oh and my dad is talking to me again. Which is good. I think.

OH YA I TOTALLY HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THESE THREE IDIOTS I MET JUST NOW.

I locked up the counter, and ran to the cafe to get some food. On my way back, three little ah bengs spread themselves out on the pathway, so I couldn't pass.

"Excuse me", I said.

They ignored me.

"EXCUE ME" , hoping ah beng language would work.

Still they ignored me, the little bastards.

"OI SIAM LA CHEEBAI!" was what i wanted to say, but of course, because I'm so nice and mild-mannered, I merely said "EXCUSE ME" ( albeit louder), and moved past them.

Then one of them, this smelly little ahbeng wanna be in his black biker jacket ( in this weather, I kid you not. What a dumbass) and gelled up hair, mimicked me in a high pitched voice.

"EXCUE ME EXCUE ME", said little ahbeng-wannabe, in a voice that would have made you think someone was twisting his balls.

I got a little pissed off at this point. I mean, hello? I'm carrying food and stuff and I have to get back to my counter before anyone steals anything and you three smelly little fuckbrains are blocking the way on purpose, sauntering around like you have giant balls and cannot walk normal people.

"EXCUSE SIMI? I ALREADY SAID IT THREE TIMES YOU DON'T WANNA MOVE THEN YOU KP SO MUCH FOR WHAT? Stupid little fuckbrains."

Smelly little gits just gaped at me in shock.

Heh.

Turns out they wanted to play in the lan shop, got the shock of their lives seeing me behind the counter.

Fools.

Okay, rant over and now I have headache damnit.

Okay byebye.

We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whisky lullaby

I had the worst day ever.

It started off fabulous and got worse by the minute.

I'm pretty much neck-deep in shit.

...

On another note, I walked around town before work and saw this gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous bikini and a pair of shorts from volcom.

Material things make me so happy.

But then again, the shit is threatening to drown me.

):

We belong together.

No need for vows of undying love, for promises to be faithful, simply because there is no one else.

Two months is a long time, but I will see it through, if only to see you at the end of the long wait.

Absent makes the heart fonder my ass, methinks.

But wait I will, because I'm the best girlfriend you've ever had, possibly your future fiance and because you bought me a mighty mouse.

Just kidding.

Me love you long time.

Long long time.

Long long long long time.

Long long long long long long longggggggggggggg time, well, you get the picture.

Okay I shall move on to less mushy topics.
I saw lotsa camp leaders today at vivo. Like Lilin, Ice, Crystal etc. But the one that made me laugh the hardest was Joseph Long. Can you imagine? King of corruption blindly leading the freshies to their doom HAHAHA but he looked so much like a freshie I almost died laughing hahahah ;P

Oh and I shopped for the first time since I started working.

I bought two tubes from fox, a top, a bag, and a pair of shorts.

Heh,

Kill me now. Also, I bought a notebook from borders ( @ 30% off, thank you very much ). It's black and plain and has gorgeous grids on it I heart it many many.



Okay this is a shitty picture, shall put up a nicer one asap.

And it's 3.42am, my brain will be shutting down in about 5 seconds so good bye flea fly bird shit in your eye me love you long time yes i know it doesn't rhyme who gives a shit haha i typed this in 4 seconds going going gone.

Sometimes I want to breathe you in as much as I want to shove you away.

Time is running out, and I panic every time I think about it.

Today's the 14th of April, you're leaving on the 21st of May. Your exams end on the 7th, which effectively gives me about 2 weeks before you leave. And I don't see much of you now, simply because you're busy mugging for your exams.

Cringe. And yet, I feel crowded each time you're near. I get so annoyed and I don't know why.

I'm tired. You're tired.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME DAMN IT.

I'm currently editing 600 photos of the random shit I took of my house, because we're having a garage sale and my mom wants me to put it all online. I slept at 4am yesterday, because of the god damn photos.

Miso tired.

Oh and I found out the Ikea Restaurant @ Alexander Road is closed til 23rd may. MISO TRAUMATISED! I want meatballlllsssssssss nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Okay ignore me, i'm just blabbing random thoughts.

And I love cookbooks and design books. they make me happy.

Also, I want to start sewing but I imagine it'll take me 200 years to start or I will take my own finger off on the first try.

Oh and the boyfriend sprained his ankle and continued squashing, and yesterday it apparently swelled up like a balloon. Joker. What kind of person puts extra strain on an injury?? TSK. You're supposed to be smart you giant ball of fat -.- .


TSK x 700000.

Okay gtg, back TO THE FUTURE!!! to editing.

Work yesterday was super exciting. I saw stephanie sun, but she was really emaciated and thin and scrawny. Like super anorexic, unhealthy kinda skinny.

Also, this malay/chinese bugger was stealing magazines, and another customer saw it and told me and I told the manager and they cornered him at one of the exits and called the police and blocked the exit off but this annoying customer insisted on going out that particular exit and when he went out the door, the theif dashed out, and knocked into the (BordersBistro) chairs and fell over and got up again and started running but my (nerdcake) colleage tackled and headlocked him (gasp!)and they brought him into the private room where he kneeled down and begged the managers not to have him arrested lol.

So exciting right, my life?

Anyway, boyfriend is coming back at 11pm tonight, and I can't go see him because I'm working at Toapayoh right now and tomorrow I'm working at 8am.

I am really tired, and I'm like working everyday and everyone's still packing at home and well, it's really tiring. I've been so busy I haven't read my 8 Days magazine which i bought FOUR days ago.

Also, I'm sharing a room with my sister, I'm trying my best to be neat but it's hard work.

Oh and does it mean something bad if I hardly thought about the boyfriend for the past 2 days because I've been so busy? I mean, I don't even miss him THAT much, despite only contacting him via (less than) 5 smses a day. I dunno, will the 2 months be like that? I rilly rilly hope not, because no contact is not a good thing, I think.

Okay well, my new house isn't as small as I imagined, the lifts are kooky and retarded and the doors won't close despite you spamming the DC button, but it is kinda cosy.

And I've been farting for the past 10 minutes.

Which is weird, but not really.

Okay bye, yawn x 700.

Hello good bloody morning.

It's damn bloody early, and the boyfriend is going to malaysia for three days, and will be at harbourfront MRT at 6am. Which is why I'm up at 4.37am, so as to make my way down to surprise him. Oh and did I mention I'm moving house?

It's damn fucked up, I really hate it. I was working, so my maid packed up all my stuff, which is good and bad. Good meaning yay I didn't need to pack and bad being fuck I don't know where all my stuff is / have to resort them / didn't get a chance to throw whatever I didn't want away.

And also, it's making everyone cranky, and yesterday the movers bailed on us. My mom starting swearing, which was funny, because she rarely does.

"BASTARD!"

LOL.

Anyway, I am FUCKING hungry, and extremely vulgar at this point. I'm tired, and there's a chance I might not be able to see him at all. And he was totally busy yesterday and couldn't talk to me.

But haris dropped by his hostel to take the NDS Lite from him, and I am so jealous my shirt is green. I am scheming as to how to save money for driving lessons, but then again, even if I pass I'll be carless. Am contemplating a bike license, vespas are relatively cheap ( and cute too). I totally need transport. Sigh.

Somthing like this:



Superly cute. LOL. GOD i hate that word. Superly. Shudder.

Or this :



This is a collaboration between GAP and Vespa, priced at USD $5999. HEH.

Or this :



HAHA this really is a vespa, I kid you not. It's a 1957 Vespa 400. I don't know if I could even fit in it lol.

Okay, anyway, i'm just blogging to pass the time and it is now 4.49. Shall walk out to the MRT now, and catch the train the harbourfront.

WIsh me luck in catching the BF!

XOXO,
Gossipgirl ROFL JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHA!

I fucked up thrice.

Zinc, then my sister and then my boyfriend.

I'm meeting zinc tmr, apologized to my sister and my boyfriend.

But everything's okay now, and for that I'm thankful.

Oh and LILIN IS DAMN FUNNY!

Yokoshy says:
LOL LL!

Yokoshy says:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791891

Lilin says:
OMG YOKO YOU HAVE A VIRUS!

2.54, which is an improvement.

I think the most screwed up part is that I got Bs and Cs for everything except Applied Illus, you know, the one where SHE LOST MY STUFF? And i got a D for it.

Just die, smelly bitch.

I dunno if I should be disappointed since I worked as hard as my score tells you. But then again I told myself I'd hit 3 and well, we all know how that turned out. Well, next sem I guess. Boyfriend will be absent so it is quite likely I'll be more focused, which is good, i guess, in a roundabout kinda way.

Okay bye, just feeling a little OIWDJOAIWDJAOISd .

Sigh.

Don't read too much into it, because there was never anything to read into in the first place.

I hate being forced to choose, so don't make me.

He's flying in 2 months, and in two months I'll have all the time in the world with you guys, please understand.

And I DO NOT call you only when I need stuff from you okay, I did ask you out before I started working, so what the hell is up?

I just, I just want to work a little more to pay off my debts, and I don't want to chalk up more debts by going out. I haven't shopped at all in since last last monday okay, I just.

I'm really sorry I forgot to call you back, but it doesn't mean you aren't my friend what! I just forgot, it's not as if I didn't call you back on purpose.

I already made plans when you called. Please don't expect me to drop everything to join ya'll, because I already asked him if he could come out of his hostel, but his exams are round' the corner, and he's now studying all the time, and i only get to see him 3 hours max at a time. Not that I didn't ask. Not that I didn't want to join ya'll. But I'd already made plans.

And if you were on your way to meet her and I asked you to come meet me, and if she couldn't join us, I seriously doubt you'd meet me instead. SO STOP FORCING ME TO CHOOSE.

I think it's sad that everything so different from the way it was just because of a few misunderstanding and tantrums.

And I'm shifting house on Sunday, and I just started packing. And by that I mean i just sealed the bottom of the box with tape and it's empty.

I met lydia yesterday, because I had an hour to kill before going to watch the boyfriend's squash match. She is retarded and her happy valley is very deep.

And please stop this " who is your best friend" thing, i mean, both of you are, come on. We don't talk much, we don't call each other all the time, but we still are, to me anyway. I'm sorry if you feel it's any other way.

I tried to call you to talk it out, but you were distracted, or didn't really feel like talking, i guess.

You once asked me what would happen if we argued, would we end up like what happened the other time between man and us. I told you it wouldn't happen, but obviously now I have to eat my words and try not to die from it.

I hate that you don't acknowledge me, that you think I'm a slut, and that you don't think I'm worth your time. I hate that you've changed, that I've changed, that I feel like I'm free-falling without a safety net. I'm referring to more than one person, you know who you are. But then again, maybe you don't.

Anyway, I need to pack, I feel damn shitty, and I can't wait for my pay.

Random pictures that are supposed to make me feel better, but they aren't doing a good job.










My favourite cockster.


Blabooo?


And no he isn't touching himself HAHA






I wonder if things will go back to the way they were before.

But then again, I just tried to drown a giant housefly, so all this is just probably bad karma or something.

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