Hellllllllo.

I finally finally finally managed a french braid.



Yay me.

Oh and and, miso tired i feel like soup.

I ate saba fish today it was sooooo good. Except for the fact that I almost killed myself by swallowing a bone about -------------------------------------- this long.

And I am hungry now.

Oh and I bought a stapler for my boyfriend.



Okay, pointless post.

Um, I'm hungry.

And I just put a new roll into my fisheye, am thinking of ideas for some shots.

Oh and am working tomorrow, damn tired.

And you, don't make me choose. It's pissing me off and fucking getting on my nerves.

TSK.

Am uber broke, cannot wait for my pay yayyyyyyyy okay going to go ransack my house for food now.

BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and green
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and green
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds blow

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I'd be the fire.
If you were the love, I'd be the desire.
If you were a castle, I'd be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

I'm having the mother of all headaches. Plus plus, bloody shoes giving me blisters.

Tomorrow having another 8-5 shift, help help help help not that it isn't fun but i'm damn tired already. Saturday I will lie down and go into a sleep-deprivation-induced coma.

Today was our anniversary, but after my nine hour shift, my mom called and said she needed help so hello i am at work. Again. So i'd have worked 14hours by 11pm.

*dies*

I love this song, makes me feel like chewing a stalk of wheat and putting on a straw hat heh lol.

Okay my brain is throbbing behind my right eye tsk ow okay bye.

The past three days have been fun. Time passes really fast when you're running around shelving books or when you're alphabetizing the Self Help Section ( A - G only, thank you very much). It took five of us three hours to complete that. But it was fun. And the time ( $6 per hour) flies by super fast, and oh my god did I mention OT is like $9 an hour ?

And if you work til the wee hours of the morning, they send you back in cabs.

Borders rocks my socks.

Oh and 30% off storewide staff discount thanks.

Okay, I won't blog much because my shift starts at 8am, which means I have to be up at 6am. So, hello, i'm not dead, my feet are killing me, no we don't do reservations for that book because it has not arrived sorry, yes we do sell rubiks cubes, no we do not sell books in russian and sorry sir please do not pry open the sealed tantric sex book.

Oh and my brother is a stripper.

$100/hr and no I'm not shitting you.

*dies*

I'm shifting house soon, have to pack my room nuuuuuuuu which will suck very badly once I start. Heh okay, I totally need comfy shoes like soon, all my shoes pinch ):

Oh and boyfriend bought me a mightymouse for my birthday, which is 2 months away and refuses to let me have it til then.

ZZZZZZZ.

Oh and he's supposed to shave his height into his hair on my birthday, cuz of a dare a long time ago. XD.

Can't wait XD.

Also, I've learnt to stop expecting my birthday to be special. I think I shall just go to town for lunch or dinner, and watch the boyfriend squirm as he gets his head shaved XD. Maybe prawn fishing or kite flying before or after, that would be fun. Not going to wait for anyone to plan anything, because the day anyone bothers is the day I sprout an extra blue toe.

Alrighty, please listen to the song in that vid, it's so good.

And am waiting for pay so I can buy lotsa things at borders with my 30% off woohoo XD.

Oh and we're still hiring, so get your asses down!

And okay byebye, sleepy and tired.

Today, is not my day.

I was clearing crap off the terminals when a teenage ( and by that I meet semigrown ) cockroach ran up my finger.

FUCKING DISGUSTING.

I panicked and flung it off, and smack the boyfriend with it HAHAHAHA oh by the way he is afraid of cockroaches so he jumped bloody far away and laughed at me while I stood there yelling.

Then I started yelling at him for not helping me and he was like,

"WHY YOU FLING AT ME? "

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FLUNG IT AND YOU WERE BESIDE ME SO I SMACKED YOUUUUUU."

and while we were arguing I spotted it on the floor damn near me and I jumped and boyfriend screeched, WHAT WHAT WHERE WHERE?!, while running VERY FAR AWAY.

"YOU BEECH, YOU ARE A MAN! KEEEEL IT KEEEL IT!! "

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" , ahh-ed my boyfriend.

"THERE! THERE! KEEEL KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"YOU ARE A MAN NOW KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THAT FUCKING THING! "

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

" _|_ you, KEEEL IT NOWWWWWW!"

*throws cardboard at boyfriend*

*boyfriend smashed roach with cardboard*

The end.

"BUT WHY YOU FLING AT ME JUST NOW?!"

Or not.

My mouth is dry,
With words I cannot verbalize.
Tell me why,
We live like this.

'Cause we are broken.
What must we do to restore our innocence,
And all the promise we adored?

I just wanna be whole.

Fish eye pictures, yes yes, gasp away. It's only been, what, 15 days(?) since I said I'd put em up. What an achievement. For me, anyway.

Anyway, I'm moving by the last day of April, which coincidentally, is the day the boyfriend's exams ends. Which means I will be busy while he will be free and twentythree days after that he'll be in France. Which is very far. Ah well, shitty feelings aside, today I saw bicycles.

I almost died haha I think I'm traumatized from all that cycling last thursday.

Also, I'm starting work tomorrow at Borders, please do not come and disturb me I will kick your asses. No, more like shove books up your asses ( but Amos will like that, so I'll just kick his ).

Oh and Si-y lost my stuff. Which is amazing and making my superpissed. How is it that your lecturer gives you a deadline, afterwhich you find out that she'll only be marking in a month later. Oh and she'll subsequently lose your work, and ask for the softcopy a WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING MODULE LATER. WHICH MEANS I HAVE DELETED THE WORK. BECAUSE I SUBMITTED THE WORK. A MONTH AGO. AS PER YOUR FUCKING DEADLINE, SHITFORBRAINS!

STOP.

TAKING.

WEED.

YOU.

BITCH.

AND KEEP MY WORK PROPERLY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I'd better not fail this module, or I'm rilly rilly rilly rilly gonna get super pissed and burn down your office/ kick your ass through your shoulderblades/ SLIT ALL YOUR YOGA PANTS/ STEAL YOUR WEED STASH.

Urgh.

Anyway, pictures, before I burst a vein talking about her.


























..

This guy came in an played for half an hour. Half an hour later, he came to the counter and said his PC had logged itself out. I told him his time was up and he demanded another half an hour because 'there was no visual prompt'. I told him there was an audio prompt, and he said it was impossible to hear. I told him it didn't matter because he'd used his half an hour, prompt or no prompt. He got agitated and I said, if you want, just play for a half an hour more, it's only a dollar. He said I'll give you a dollar, but I want an hour.

I SAID NO, YOU FUCKING MORON. ( of course i didn't say you fucking moron, i simply said I couldn't)

AND HE POINTED AT ME AND HE POKED MY FACE WITH HIS FUCKING FINGER.

MOTHER.

FUCKING.

POKED.

MY.

FACE.

DO NOT TOUCH MY FACE OKAY, YOU MOTHER FUCKER. I HAVE YOUR IC NUMBER, AND YOUR FACE ON TAPE, FUCKBRAIN. I CAN CALL SECURITY, AND THE POLICE SO DO NOT TOUCH MY FACE, YOU FUCKING AHOLE.

and he said, I already touched your face, what can you do?



I CAN THROW A



CHAIR AT YOU,



THAT'S WHAT,



YOU FUCKING



HORRIFYING UGLY



UNREASONABLE



MOTHER FUCKER!


Or I can sue your fucking brains out, Ahole. Or make a police report and make it sound like you practically bashed my face in and then you'll go to jail for 70 years or some shit.

Fucking. Pissed. Off.

I SHOULD HAVE FAKED NICE AFTER THAT AND TOLD HIM YA OKAY, NAH I GIVE YOU HALF AN HOUR FREE AND CALLED THE POLICE AND SLIT HIS THROAT AND TELL THEM IT WAS SELF DEFENCE.

SMELLYCUNTHOLEFUCKINGANUSFACESHITFORBRAINMORONIC
UNBELIEVABLYSTUPIDUNREASONABLEASSHOLE.

Instead I stood there, and yelled at him to get out of my lan shop. Like an idiot, when i should have gave him a seat and called the police.

Help, help, he poked my nose, I'll tell them, and they'll laugh themselves to death and I will stab them all.

Feeling super stoned now, I can't do anything ( unless he comes back, I will really throw a chair at him).

He wasn't even a young kid.

His IC number is S8132817Z , which means he is 26.

And he still goes around poking the noses of cashiers.

Actually, since I have his IC number, I can go hire bangalas to fuck his brains out or smash his skull.

Hmm. Or maybe both. That will prolly cost double.

Must start saving up now.

Watch out, motherfucker.

I like the way envelopes smell; the way they crinkle.

I like crusty bread, milk, and soups that aren't too thick, creamy scrambled eggs, salmon sashimi, chilli melt dogs, waffles with maple syrup, cherry tomatoes, soba noodles, chawanmushi, chicken rice, duck noodles, fish and chips ( only from fish and co), fried calamari, seafood platter for two, mussels in lemon garlic butter sauce, lagsana, cheese prata, croissiants, butter, giant inflated pratas, steamed fish, fried fish, crayfish fried and batter, ebi tempura, fluffy jap rice, thin white rice, emperor chicken, frog porridge, tao gay ( lol happy taoists), coffee bread, toast, poached eggs, chilli crab woooooooooooooooo yummy yummy yummy.

Okay shit i swear this was supposed to be a poetic little musing post but obviously i got too carried away with the food thingy. heh and well damn it I'm hungry now.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ






Omg my F21 flats so cute YAY okay i feel totally bimbotic today, like, totally.

Okay byebye, cramps and bloody loss affecting my brain zzz.

Hello. I got home at 5.30 in the morning yesterday, after cycling 65km from Ginza Plaza to Sengkang. My legs are numb and I can't feel my ass. Daniel, Shaun and (GASP!) Ziying went! Haha omg super surprising please. Oh and did I mention my legs hurt like a bitch right now? Help I are dying.

I can barely walk now, I'm practically waddling like I have a banana up my ass. ZZZZ. Okay, some (very overdue) pictures, and no, they aren't from the fisheye. Oh and I found out that I'm bunking with my sister when we move.

HELP ME.

I'm FUCKING messy and she's a neat freak. If I'm not dead within the week you'll have to check and see if I'm drugging her water. Or bribing her with shiny pink shit.

And ow my legs fucking hurt.

OH YA I'm having cramps as well.

Fucking. Hell.

Oh and Rosalind is a relief teacher at Clementi Woods Secondary HAHAHAHA okay sorry I don't know why it's funny but HAHAHAHAHA.

Okay pictures and random vids of haris LOL.


Lyd's GIANT polaroid.










Haris overestimates his dingdong size.


Scandalous.








LOL WTF YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE HIS TONSILS!




LOL at her expression. Despite her size, she's actually quite bloodthisty I'll have you know lol.

OH and I realised all my shoes are quirky and colourful @_@.


Clock wise from top left: Orange Topshop pumps, Pink Vans, Purple Converse Sneakers, Silver Glitter Topshop pumps, Lime Green Hottopic Sandals, Yellow SCHU pumps, Grey Topshop Sneakers, with colourful studs.

Oh ya, and Shiny black birks and lime green slippers and yellow and green Havianas and Chuck Taylor Peace High Cut sneakers as well, forgot to put them in that picture too.

I just received a pair of black flats from a previous F21 Spree:



Omg they are gorgeous yummy yummy yummy and I'm waiting for the topshop pumps boyfriend bought me XD.

I never realised how much footwear I had actually hmmmmmmm.

Okay, two more random vids :





LOL okay, may the force be with you kthxbai.

I was right.

And it sucks.

I wish we could, but we can't.

I wish you could, but you can't.

I wish I could, but I can't.

I am :

- hungry.
- on the last harry potter book.
- upset.
- missing you.
- HUNGRY.

Feeling rather (insert word here).

I think I'm having holidays til the 21st of April right now, not too sure. No timetable up yet?

I'm tired. Boyfriend will probably fly in may. Either on the 16th or the 23rd. If he flies on the 16th, it'll be five days after my birthday.

I'm not too sure what I'll do when he leaves. I will probably:

- try to shackle him to my leg
- hide his luggage
- burn his passport
- cry hysterically

Probably the last one though. One month suddenly seems like a bloody long time. What will happen when he leaves? What if he stops caring for me after he comes back, or vice versa? I've seen what happens when couples are separated for awhile and it's fucking scary.

ONE MONTH IS VEH LONG YOU KNOW. TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK TSK.

Just thinking about it makes me feel all fucked up inside.

On another (less fucked up) note, I went out with Zehra and Crystal, it was pretty enjoyable. Caught Horton, which wasn't bad, but wasn't really good either. But then again it's probably because I am biased and hate stupid little kids running around orchard/crying in the cinema/ asking annoying questions. Only in orchard though. Anywhere else is fine. heh.

Zehra gave me a mickey mouse shirt LOL. By the way, I think it's a well known fact that I HATE anything disney. But thanks anyway Zehra, I shall frame it up or something XD. I really appreciate you buying me stuff ( knowing how thrifty you are ;p) . XOXO!

And and and and I'm still feeling a lil fucked up, so bye for now.

Oh yah, sometimes I get this feeling that your mother doesn't like me very much =/ .

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ okay bye for real.

Hello, the boyfriend is out squashing right now and I have to say, I am feeling a little neglected. Also, I'm blogging so that I can waste some more time and put off having to write 8 journal entries due tomorrow by 4pm, which I have not started on. Undoubtedly I will finish them in record time because my English is amazing, as am I. So is my ability to fabricate absolute crap. Which is highly evident in the previous sentences.

Also, I went out today but I didn't buy a single piece of clothing. I was sorely tempted to get this F21 top, but but but, my conscience was nagging me. TSK. Also, I feel all pukey and did I mention I've been reading Harry Potter books recently? I am also being stupid and typing with my eyes closed, just to see how good I am with the keyboard. and to be honest, I'm really good hahahah I've made like 5 mistakes hahaha okay I am really bored omg can you tell?

Also, there's a really big open field just around the corner of my house. There's a really deep trench across the length of it. When it rains, the trench floods and becomes sort of a miniature river of sorts. The water is disgustingly brown. The point is that I often spot this big-ass birdy in the field. It's fairly large, reaches approximately my knee cap when standing. Bloody hell I keep seeing it I don't know what bloody bird it is and that annoys me to no end. It's white, has black markings and eats the frogs found in the trench. It's a nocturnal creature (DUH), and I just saw it whilst walking home just now. I wasn't really shocked, but I do tend to stand around and stare at it when I see it, because I only see it about once every two or three weeks. I refer to it as the Night Chicken, which is of course retarded, but forgivable cuz I don't know what the bloody hell it's called. Heh and it ran away from me, like a bloody kiwi. I know it flies, because after it ran away from me, ANOTHER ONE FLEW UP FROM THE TRENCH AND TOOK COVER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FIELD. Okay I know it's stupid not to assume it doesn't have a mate, but I've always seen one birdy, never a pair. Heh I'm googling nocturnal birds in singapore, see how desperate I am to put off journal writing? I wrote a bloody 200+ word paragraph about a bird. TSK.

Hmm. I think it's the Black-crowned Night Heron. I think.






OMG IT LOOKS FUCKING SCARY IN THE SECOND PIC! It doesn't look quite so freaky in the dark, but I guess that's because its (duh) dark everytime I see it. Shit and I was just thinking of keeping it as a pet like omg so cute right but now I've changed my mind after viewing the pictures. If it flies at me I will stab it or run away screaming. Probably the latter though.

Wow I think I am rather inspired. If I can write so much crap about a bird, the journal entries should be no problem.

If I bother to get started, that is.

Well, shit, I'm hungry. Gonna go eat some noodles. heh.

Good luck to me. And Haris is the only person ( besides bf, but he's a nerd cake) who thinks ironman is cool. Which is retarded. He doesn't even have super powers -.- . He gets them from his SUIT. WAY GAY PLEASE. He's like a cheaterbug lol.

POWER RANGERS STILL PAWNS HIS ASS.



LOLLLLLLLLL okay i'm outtieeeeeeeeeeee.

Noodles here I come :D

LOL

Met Haris two days ago, he bought me gosu biscuits, so I have to dedicate 10 sentences of praise to him.

PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.
PRAISE.

HAHAHAHAHA ;P .

Oh and fuck it's raining again, tsk.

Right now I'm craving scrambled eggs from hans. HMMM. Maybe later.

Okay enough random shit bye bye.

Shaun displays his goods.


























Oh and video of the car race a few days(or was that weeks?) back.



YOU CAN SEE ZIYING CHEATING!!! SHE REMOVES MY CAR BEFORE A GOAL! BEEEEEEEECH HAHAHA oh and (VERY BIASED) commentary credits to shaun. LOL.

Yeah okay and this stupid fucking pair of siblings here in the lan shop are annoying me. Fucking rude motherfuckers, just die la okay? If you piss me off some more I'll ban you just on basis of you both being ugly motherfuckers.

Your IQs are fucking obviously like -300, so DO NOT talk to me like you're smarter than me when your brain is the fucking size of your fucking fingernail and is obviously hiding itself in your ass, too ashamed of it's size to face the world.

So shut the fuck up, fools.

TSK spoiling my i-just-ate-a-hot-toasty-cheese-steak-6-inch-sub-from-subway-yummm-yummy afterglow.

Please just die already.