Sigh. My brain is shit right now.

Boyfriend will be flying to france for a month, or so I thought. Turns out his friends are starting a food business venture thingy and wants him to help out for another month. I don't think I mind, or rather, I don't think I'm allowed to mind. I mean, I want him to go and have fun and experience it all, but deep down beneath my gentle, kind, caring exterior, I'm dying to tell him not to go.

HAHAHA okay complete total bullshit about the kindness part, as you all well know. I won't stop him of course. I will just fall deep into depression and curl up into a ball.

Okay fine. There really is no point to this rubbish, because I am bored.

And I'm trying not to shop. Yes yes, gasp away. I have refrained from visiting blogshopping communities for the past .... TEN MINUTES!!! AMAZING!!!

HAHA okay i'm seriously going nuts.

Also, my teacher videoed me for during my group presentation and plans to put it up on youtube. I just got an SMS from my brother saying that she bluetoothed it to him. I dunno if i should be amused or exasperated.

Anyway, just in case you forget what I look like :




Oh and Amos is the luckiest bastardchild on earth. He always gets lobangs for design jobs and NOW WTF HE GOT INVITED FOR INTERNSHIP.

*STAB*

I don't friend you liao.

Homan says:
i are so sad eating brad-.-

Homan says:
bread

yokoshy. says:
brad

yokoshy. says:
@_@

Homan says:
-.-

Homan says:
typo la ;p

yokoshy. says:
who is brad ):

Homan says:
tsk lol

Homan says:
-.-

yokoshy. says:
why you cheat on me

yokoshy. says:
):

Homan says:
-.-

Homan says:
heh

Homan says:
my neck hurts

Homan says:
heh

yokoshy. says:
why your neck hurting?

yokoshy. says:
cuz you eat brad right ):

HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh and I'm an othello addict, just so you know.

I am bored. Again.

Am at work. Again.

Am stoning. Again.

Okay fine, I have some things I want to do, like :

- Make a mock up of a s***** b*** as a prezzie for bf. Not sure If I will finish or even start it because I am queen of procrastination.

- Racetrack
The Qsteers are arriving next weeek yummy yummy yummy I'd better start on this soon hmmmmmm.

- Notebook

On another note, Shaunying, Haris, Roseanne and myself crashed Mrchua's place yesterday. ZOMG HE HAS A Wii SUPER FUN PLEASE ROFL I WANT ONE OMGZZZZZZZZ.

I think he has a girlfriend but he refuses to admit it.

Alright bb pointless post. No pictures because my battery keeps dying therefore I cannot take any pictures.

BBBaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~

YOU STUPID BITCH.


Now watch me run like hell or risk getting beaten up by her.

So entertaining hor ?!

GO STUDY LAW LA HAHAHAHAHAHA LATER YOU FAIL THEN YOU KNOW XD.

"HELLO?"







"CAN YOU HEAR ME?"




obvious-fucking-ly NOT.

People are always coming to me for relationship advice/ ideas to give their gf/bf.

Ironically enough, I've not done anything special for my boyfriend. I always make plans to do some artyfarty/ romantic shit, but in the end I procrastinate like )@(#@ and all the materials are sitting pretty underneath ten thousand other things.

Oh and I have to move out soon. Which of course, means shifting a lot of shit which means a pain in the ass for me. Because I have like 6 shelves full of random shit.

Anyway, I've been arguing with boyfriend. Which is sad, cuz we rarely do. And it usually starts with me being cranky, or him being annoying, or me being annoying and cranky, or all three at the same time. Which equals me being cranky x 2, which is bad enough. And so when I'm cranky, i'm an unreasonable pain in the ass, but I won't admit I'm wrong because i'm a PROUD unreasonable pain in the ass.

So there you go, stupid arguments over random rubbish.

So, let's just say that I'm wrong (theoratically, of course), then I should apologize right? And so now I'm apologizing.

Only in theory, of course ;P .

Sigh, anyway, I compiled a list of stuff that are on their way to me.

- PJ set ( for boyfriend)
- Robot Hoodie
- Neon Green Tee
- Black Round Neck Tee
- Gold Polished Hoops
- Silver Polished Hoops
- Light Green Round Neck Tee
- Ivory Round Neck Tee
- ****** Blue ( bf's prezzie )
- ****** Green ( Bf's prezzie )
- Aeropostale Bleach Love Hoodie ( Prezzie from BF )
- Black Ruched Flats x 2 ( One pair is a prezzie from BF)
- Always under the Mistletoe Tee
- Jewelled flats
- 2 Orange Bear Long skirts.
- F21top
- Skull Cardigan

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I totally need to join shopaholics anonymous.

Things I have to do :

- Paper Racetrack
- Photobook
- Typo book
- STOP SHOPPING.

Oh and the political situation in school is getting very annoying. So-and-so hates so-and-so who hates so-and-so and what rubbish. I'm trying to stay neutral here, but so far 3 people have gotten on my nerves. Only 3 though, don't worry. If I laugh and tell you I don't like you, I most probably mean it, dumbass.

Urgh.

Okay byebye.

You aren't always right, you know.

URGH.

These few days have been listless and boring, because no deadlines loom before me, threatening to engulf me should I not complete my work on time.

And so I am bored. And by bored I mean run-to-jurong-to-hump-a-tree-just-to-amuse-myself kind of bored.

Sometimes I feel all floaty ( which is in ironic and funny given my weight, heh), like there is no purpose to do anything. Like you can spend the entire day staring at the ceiling wonder why the hell you are staring at the ceiling and not doing anything else.

*stares at ceiling*

I jest. But then again, only up to a point.

I really want to achieve something, to be somebody, but i can't seem to find my motivation.

*stares at ceiling some more*

My god, I hate boredom.

OH MY FUCKING GOD ZIYING JUST CAME DOWN TO MY WORK PLACE AND PASSED ME A BOOK!

THANK YOU THANK YOU I LOVE YOU LONG LONG TIME !!!!!

Actually i brought my own book, but I finished the 264 pages in two hours. YAY thank youuuuuuuu now i won't complain about helping you spray the thingy thank you thank you XD XD.

Okay bye bye off the read 629 pages of exciting stuff. It's Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer, her current series is fantastic, I'm waiting for the last book to be released. It's coming out around August this year i think ( HELLO BIG BIG HINT HERE BOYFRIEND)

Okay must stop digressing, the book is calling me, asta la vista babayyyyyy~~

Hello, I am not dead, although I came close to it just now. Dear Mr Bus Driver was sleeping at the wheel, and the bus keep teetering towards the barricades/ road shoulders/ fences on the left. Scary shit indeed. Scarier still that I saw chrystal on it.

BTW Chrystal is horrible, keep saying that certain ppl are fat / bleed butter. TSK TSK.

Digressing, Valentine's day was rather blah. Boyfriend was tired, but insisted on going out just because it was V day. Seriously, of all things to be anal about. And of course, I wasn't helping because I was annoyed that he was tired and stony. What made it all the more annoying was that I suggested staying in so that he could rest. TSK.

Oh and I cut my hair.

Yes yes, you can all stop gasping in shock and just die already.

I have not cut my hair in 2 years HAHAHA and what the shit it never grew past my boobies in that amout of time. How annoying.

So anyway, I'm sporting a new fringe which, by the way, is a pain in the ass to style.
Also, I've been doing shitloads of last minute work that is 70% not bad I think a large number of people want to throttle me.

Today, I met Manda and Don, Shaun and Ziying and my boyfriend. Like a triple date kinda thingy. Caught Jumper, which was average at best, rather draggy at the start. The effects were pretty good, my favorite part is when a jumper throws a bus at Samuel L Jackson ( whose voice I think is grainy and annoying).

Anyway, I ate at around 5pm and now I'm hungry again, I think I grew 3 more stomaches or something. If you agree, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR ANUS. That's you, honey ;P .

By the way, my typography teacher gets on my nerves. She's nice and all, but she talks so slowly she makes snails look like olympic runners. Honestly. And she has this amazing way of talking, inserting 'L's and 'R's randomly, like :

"HUAI YOU ALL LIKE LAT( please note, it's not WHY, it's HUAI ), CHEW KNOW, CHEW SEE, WE WILL USEL THE LULERL TO DRAWL LINES ON THE PAPER, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU SEE, THE PAPER IS YAHLOW. LET ME KNOW IF YOUL HAVE ANY PORBLEM."

*dies*

She makes me want to pierce her tongue so that the swelling will prevent her from talking for at least 2 weeks.

Urgh. Yes, I am an evil girlchild, so bite me. ( No actually, don't try, that I'll punch you )

And I AM HUNGRY. AGAIN.

Obviously I underestimated the number of extra stomaches I've developed. Right now I'd wager there are about 7.

Maybe I should turn anorexic to stop my sideways expansion lol.

Anyway, two pieces of work, done in half an hour.





Crit please (: !

AND TAG ME LEI, my tagboard is so bare it'll ask me for honey soon.

( geddit? bear? bare? ARGH NVM)

Alight, the hunger is obviously eating my brain away, so bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb !

Hello.

Just some things to note :

1. I am not selfish just because I do not want you to see my vagina. ( and no, this is not directed at my boyfriend)

2. My food, yours to eat. NOT. I hope you get crabs, crab.

3. It's YELLOW. NOT YAH-LOW.

4. I bought you something for our anniversary, I hope I pwn your ass at it. If I don't, I'm taking it back and selling them away.

5. Cellophane, when rolled up, is a pain in the ass to unroll.

6. Every time I think of you, my brain throws up a little bit.

7. Valentine's day is overrated, but just so you know,



the ( ridiculously overpriced) flowers you ordered made me smile.

Okay firstly, EDWARD HAS A GIRLFRIEND! She's chio, and zomg i would never have predicted that they'd get together.

Secondly, Daniel's mother is a cardshark.

Thirdly, Daniel's house features a giant hanging pinapple. Fascinating.

Fourthyly, you should know that I'm just spouting random nonsense so that you'll remain here and read on although the 320198230912830912 pictures will take super long to load.

HAHAHA okay enought rubbish PHOTOSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!























*grunts*

















LOL


It's ass has been sewn up. Makes you wonder what Shaun did to him ROFL.





Acting shy.


Shaun being normal ROFL.














Daniel trying to predict his cards.


Daniel's mom and an armless daniel ROFL.


Haris and samanthaaa


Meiern thinks Daniel smells.








Haris being Taupoked. By Shaun daniel and EDWARD. ROFL.














LOL best picture ever.





HOKAY SEE I WASN'T LAZY! Okay fine i'm lying I've work due tmr which i haven't started on GG to me HAHA.

A lil teaser, some pictures from my phone.


Red is really not his colour.











A foul wind blows.





Boyfriend during his squash game, acting cool. EH stands for Eussof Hall/House.

More tonight when I get home (if i'm not too lazy).

PS - Sandy what happened to your blog?

Photoshop is not working.

Therefore I cannot resize the photos, and therefore cannot upload them as they are too big.

Will have to go home to resize, try not to chop me, because I am honestly very cranky and looking for a reason to start snapping at people.

For example, idiotic lan gamers who snatch my food like bloody scavanging crabs.

Or actually, a very fat crab in particular ( that's you, andy) .

Seriously. He kept looking at my screen ( which I bloody hate), and questioning what I was doing.

"EH WHAT GAME YOU PLAYING AH? EH THIS GAME SO OLD YOU STILL PLAY? EH WHAT GAME IS THIS AR? VEH OLD ONE RIGHT?? EH LET ME PLAY LEI! ER HOW TO PLAY AR?!"

DON'T KNOW HOW THEN DON'T FUCKING PLAY; DON'T TOUCH MY BLOODY COMPUTER; STOP LOOKING AT MY SCREEN, YOU FUCKING IRRITATING SHITFACE!

REALLY DAMN ANNOYED, WHY DO I ALWAYS GET HARRASSED BY THESE FUCKERS?

AND STOP STEALING MY FOOD YOU FATFUCK!

FAT PEOPLE ( that's me) NEED THEIR FOOD AND DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN FATTER PEOPLE ( THAT'S YOU) STEAL OUR FOOD.

STOP IT BEFORE I KICK YOUR ( FATTER ) ASS, you FATFUCK !

Wah damn annoyed I go ban him liao la cheebai.

EAT!

EAT SOME MORE!!!

EAT LIAO LATER YOU EXPLODE AR,

ASSHOLE!!!

Today i lost 317231982312 rounds of mahjong.

Thus, me no money = no mood to blog.

sobs.

okay bb.

Today was retarded. I finished my work at 3am, woke up at 9am, got to school at 11.30am, and as i predicted, tenghong had not collected the work that was due yesterday at 5pm. LALALALA slipped in my late work and laughed my ass off ( internally of course).

Went to collect my necklaces, and met Lyddiepokssssssss. Haris and Augus joined us ( and what the pong he has the most gorgeous camera ever it's the canon ixus 75 the one i wanted *dies* ). Followed by Shaunying. It was bloody fun, mostly just throwing insults around, or rather, mostly listening to Haris getting verbally raped by Ziying. HAHAHA. Amazing right? I think she scared the (black) balls off Haris lor ROFL.

Ate duck noodles at my favorite duck noodle place. OMG BEST DUCK NOODLES EVER *drools* , the duck is crispy, the noodles are bouncy and the service is shit. Sadly. And if I willingly brave crappy service just to eat it, you can be DAMN SURE it's fabulous.

Because it is.

*drools*

Okay I digress. Anyway, we camwhored like shit, am waiting for photos from Augus XD.

Oh and I rushed down to NUS to catch the bf's match, which he won (9-2, 9-2, 9-1), hahaha someone reported on his match, and made him sound like a squash god, wait wait tmr i get the link i will print it out and frame it and laugh my ass off each time i see it HAHAHAHA. After that he mostly ignored me because, I am second the squash and if squash was a humangirl, I really think I wouldn't be his fiancee right now.

Anyway, talked to j abit, sometimes it makes me feel disoriented.

Oh and basket, boyfriend passed his cough bug to me now my throat has sprouted it's own fish ball. Like it's swollen and i can barely breathe. How annoying.

It's really disrupting my plans of devouring all the hae bee hiam i see. Pouts.

Anyway, shan't blog anymore cuz I've a marketing assignment to do that's due by three tmr, which i haven't started on, because I am queen of procrastination.

And seriously my throat is very annoying.

And I am sleepy, so byebye, picture post tmr if i'm not feeling lazy.

Today is an annoying day.

I bought a new phone battery cuz my old one was retarded and kept dying every 3 hours. It's been 5 hours since I removed it from the charger and whoppee left 2 bars.

New battery is obviously having downsyndrome. Let's name it NB. Also stands for NABEI or NubileBitch or NationalBullshit.

I am talking rubbish. I just need an outlet for my frustration, one that doesn't include causing bodily harm to people. I considered farting for a bit, but obvioulsy that will kill a lot of people, not to mention the ozone layer as well.

I want I need I want I need a bloody macbook. I don't want to stay in school til 11pm just to TRY and finish an assignment ( but of course I can't, and thus will have to be in school by 8.30 the next day, to finish it).

So therefore, I have to pay 104 buckeroos a month, for the next two years. GG to me, no shopping for like forever and ever.

And FUCKING I hate it when idiots look at my screen ( computer, handphone or whatever) to KPO. It's fucking annoying.

I was sitting in the mrt, and the little boy beside me kept peering at my screen.

I cleared it and typed :

I ARE A MAN. IF YOU LOOK AT MY SCREEN AGAIN I WILL WHIP ONE OUT AND RAPE YOU.

He didn't look anymore after that.

Annoying.

And hello-mr-china-man-stop-leaning-so-near-me-we-are-not-i-repeat-not-saimese-twins-please-get-the-fuck-away-from-me.

Idiot gamers - that's you Andy.

OMG doesn't that give you a semi-erection by like 0.30 into the video? But since I am lacking a penis, I just twitch a little everytime they *cough* roll around on grass, half naked, with the SPRINKLERS ON *cough*.

Hahaha don't look at me like I'm such a sick shit, i am currently bleeding my womb out my va-jay-hay so don't cross me DAMN IT.

And seriously Amos is a cockshit.

Today I wore a men's shirt as a dress, and he saw me in the print shop ( which by the bloody way, was freaking packed like a packet of .. um ..something very packed la TSK )

And our dear, tactful, gracious and gentlemanly YONG WEI JIE AMOS ABEL, exclaimed loudly ( like at 300 decibels ),

"EH YOKO IS THAT YOUR AFTER-SEX SHIRT???"

*DIES*

Like what the fuck right? And everyone there just stared at me like HELLO SLUTBAG?

Seriously, he obviously didn't give a flying shit about my reputation, which is apparently now in shreds because now everyone will know me as "THE AFTER-SEX SHIRT GIRL".

What an idiot.

Don't make me pay a bangala $50 to rape you okay TMD stupid idiot.

And my god he was just being such a fucking big pain in the ass today lor. Akin to stabbing myself in the ass with giant pins ( see post before this). Was rushing everything and that bloody idiot kept insulting me, I would have cut off his ears or something if i wasn't bloody using my bloody penknife to cut up 70000000 pieces of paper.

Oh and I'm having cramps now.

Joy.

Today, he was really the equivalant of UC x 800000000 please.

On a lighter note, Izzac rocks because he helped me alot without insulting me. LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

So anyway, having a headache, which hurts like pangsai by the way. Oh and the cramps aren't helping either.

Oh and i hope chingy isn't too annoyed with me i keep making donutaddict jokes.
Sorry la, i try to cut down =X.

Okay end of pointless rant.

PS - Actually the point is that amos sucks.

PPS- AMOS STILL SUCKS.

PPPS - I JUST GAVE MY GAY FRIEND YOUR NUMBER.

PPPPS - MY GAY FRIEND SAID YOUR FACE WAS TOO GAY.

PPPPPS - I WIN, BEECH.

Today was a very unpredictibly fun day.

I was an hour late for class, sat in the mac lab til 11pm and got home at around 12 midnight.

I've completed the packaging, the CD packaging, now i've only my editorial left, plus marketing, plus typography.

Okay and today i discovered a new side to Christine. She's usually quiet and demure and shit but she was in 400% psycho mode today she VAULTED A GATE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And she keeps telling me that washing my hair at night will drown my brain cells @_@.

But no more brain cells left liao la, it's 2 fucking A.M and i'm not sleeping hahaha my boyfriend keeps nagging me to go to sleep.

He is so naggy tsk.

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
headche

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
@_@

squash training is fun says:
lol maybe if you would stop staring at the screen for awhile it'll go

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
TSK

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
CAN YOU STOP NAGGING ME

squash training is fun says:
LOLL

squash training is fun says:
why cannot nag you

squash training is fun says:
i are nagger

squash training is fun says:
ROFL

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
-.-

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
*farts at you*

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
I are farter

squash training is fun says:
-.-

HAHAHA eh i haven't chatted with him for the past few nights, feels abit weird. Um okay talking rubbish now.






Tired.

Brain is still shit.

And everytime I see you, I throw up a little. Just DIE ALREADY, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!