1. I'm fucking impatient.
2. I'm fluent in the language of vulgarities
3. I am currenty fantasizing about punching the small kid who has been harassing me about his maplefuckingstory patch. And kicking his head. Then perhaps taping his mouth.
Don't look at me like that. He has been whining for two whole fucking hours straight okay??!
I am obviously bloodthirsty ( and i'm assuming that's not a quality an adult should have).
Now i just have to find my duct tape, i know it's around here somewhere ...