I didn't even know where you were. You might as well have been in france - same amount of communication.
And now you're studying with dickwad and i'm stuck here without anyway to contact you cuz you're a bitch and won't reply my voicemails because my phone has no battery. I couldn't go to the wedding cuz my mom had a toothache and my brother is busy and my sister is working at the other branch therefore i am stuck here doing nothing going nowhere and did i mention i'm stuck? I need to pee and i want to punch you cuz you're a dick and you're with dickwad and the other dickhead isn't free to takeover me because life sucks and you are all dicks.
I am so annoyed. I hate that you do things for him when he doesn't even deserve it cuz he's an ass and you think he's so great well he's not he's a motherfucker and you can't even see that you are so fucking BLIND AND BIASED.
Fuck la my weekend is sucking like a huge fucking vacuum cleaner you better be free tomorrow or i will be really really really really fucking pissed.
Then i will piss in your hair wax. and your milk. i will even piss in your aerosal body spray so you'll be spraying eu de pee all over your fucking self.
I need to calm down.