Or in an ah lian's case:
fuck la i hate stupid people, but am tragically forced to interact with (a bloody lot of) them for 12 hours every sunday.
Stop talking to me you're making my brain scream you stupid shit.
Urh, fever is making me cranky. Stupid irresponsible fathers who equate lan shops with day care centres are adding to that.
Smelly fool doesn't want to give his daughter a dollar for noodles because, "papa no money, papa want to go play jackpot one!
". Yeah he just forgot tell her that "Papa is also a boot-licking fag who keeps the talking to the counter girl and tries to act like he is very close to her family because papa has shit for brains!".
Fuck off, fag.
Then there's the ah lian slut, who's wearing like a tissue-sized piece of cloth and calls it a top. Good for business leh, lotsa guys swarming around her heh vomit. Oh sorry i mean wormit.
Oh and stupid pen-snatching fucker boy and also loudspeaker china boy and the two brothers who are so fucking loud it is likely that they only have lungs and no other organs, PLEASE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MY HEAD IS ACHING DON'T MAKE ME THROW SNOT AT YOU, SHITBAGS.