Today, I had class for all of 10 mins. After that I sat in the canteen and talked to Amos, Joseph and Izzac ( how to spell? ) for two hours straight. There was more bitching than talking, to be honest, but if felt good to just sit there and talk to someone other than the boyfriend.

Have been seeing him every day, and I think that's causing a little friction. Not in THAT sense, of course. ROFL.

Okay I have no idea what I'm typing, I just wanted to say that I've always seen fortune cookies on TV, but have never tasted them. They always seem so crispy and delicious and kooky with little pieces of paper inside but someone told me that they taste pretty crappy.

My belief has been shattered beyond repair and I am talking rubbish because I'm coughing so much I think i pretty much mushed up my brain.

Anyway, happy freaking new year, although I really don't get what the fuss is about. It's the new year, you're a year older, a year closer to death and zomg I caught I AM LEGEND today and it was freaky shit and so painful to watch. It really got to me I think I'm depressed now ROFL.

My D&G stuff has arrived in S'pore, but they'll only be mailed out on weds.

D&G = David and Goliath, btw - as if i could afford Dolce.

Anyway, meaningless materialistic banter aside, the boyfriend will have having a squash competition starting next week, I hope he does well.

New year's resolutions :

- I will not procrastinate ( HAHA )
- I will not shop / blogshop too much ( HAHAHAHA)
- I will be thin ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA )
- I will stop making rubbish resolutions that I will never follow
- I WILL STAB ANYONE WHO MAKES IT INTO PHOTOGRAPHY MAJOR BUT OPTS FOR ILLUSTRATION AFTERSWARDS ( COUGH* JOANNA*COUGH)
- I will be nicer to the boyfriend
- I will get a GPA above 3.50 ( I really really want this. Or i'll stab my lecturers lol)
- Steal Si-Y's weed
- Chop off Benji's Fingers
- Chop off Wina's fingers
- Tell everyone beetles are volkswagens
- Tell everyone else volkagens are lady bugs
- Steal Joseph's Canon EOS 400D ( lucky bastard)
- Tell Benjishy he owes me $18
- Clean up my damned room. ( will take before and after pictures for this, chingy will puke blood, i promise)
- Keep track of the number of girlfriends my brother has, better to guage when he'll get syphillis
- Stop talking rubbish.

Okay shall start with that last one, seeing how my headache is now the size of my ass, which is huge.

Okay byebye and happy freaking new year, use protection, don't get syphillis and AMOS STAY OUT OF JOSEPH! HAHAHAHAHA XD

I are queen of fried eggs.

No, really. My eggs are godlike - the fried ones that is.

And you really can tell how bored i am when i start talking about my ovaries. hmm.

Anyhow, I'm currently cravings sandwiches. You know toasted little pieces of heaven, with melt swiss cheese leaking out the sides.

Oh and yesterday, I had my dream burger at Superdog, which is quite ironic if you really think about it.

A juicy beef patty, little minced onions and dollops of chilli, sandwiched between two buns.

To.

Die.

For.

No, really.

Turns out I might have to reschedule my tooth extraction.

Thank god.

CNY is coming which means.... ANGPOWS AND MAHJONG MUAHAHAHA XD .

Okay brain not functioning anymore more later if I get bored.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *twitch*

Xmas is a shitty when you have to work the full shift.

In a lan shop.

Surrounded by shitheads.

Today this mofo pissed me off so much i felt like slitting his crotch area and giving him a vagina.

URGH.

Seriously, one day he'll push me over the edge and force me to take his brain out of his ass.

Xmas is shitty - period.

I feel so numb already. You can just go ahead and mouth off and tell everyone we're your burdens and we'll never amount to anything and that we are the scum of the earth. Just tell everyone. Oh wait - everyone already knows! What with your constant matyring and shit. Sometimes I just want to stab you. You don't have to be such a dic(k)tator. You're not always right. We didn't force you to have sex and pop all three of us out, btw. Sometimes I wish I didn't exist if only not to hear all the derogatory shit that spills out thy always-right mouth.

Oh and i'm having a sore throat.

Wheee!! What absolute fun x'mas is!


NOT .


On a less shitty note, one lan gamer sat at the computer I was using, and my selling post was open.

And he was like, "Wah who's this girl? So ke ai !"

I think I almost died laughing.

Sunday saw shaunying,daniel,edward,the boyfriend and myself screaming at each other.

"UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY NOOOO IT'S MINE BEECH WHY CHOO LIDDAT FUCK YOUU NUUUUUUUUUUU UGLY UGLY UGLY YOU MUST SAY UGLY!!!! BUT I SAID DANIEL THAT'S MEANS UGLY ALREADY WHAT HAHAHAHA UGLY UGLY UGLY!"

Wtf right, i know.

There weren't any good movies to watch, so it was three and a half hours at mind cafe, where we cheated and screamed at each other and schemed to win.

Seriously, fucking fun. Almost died laughing, there was this particular game called uglydolls.

There are about 60 cards, and they all have pictures of monsters on one side, and an eyeball on the other. All cards are placed randomly on the table monster-side down, and we take turns flipping the cards one by one, and when there are three of the same, you snatch the card as best you can. sometimes stealing from the player beside you *cough* homan *cough*. If someone snatches with you, the first to scream UGLYUGLYUGLYUGLYUGLY gets the card HAHAHA.

It was mad fun, too bad HARISSSSS wasn't there -.- .

So anyway, everyone camped at shaun's place and played risk, which was retardedly risky and full of shit.

Heh, so pictures for now, am about to concuss from lack of sleep.








UGLYUGLYUGLYUGLY!!! ROFL!!








hadoogen!!





lol























UGLYUGLYUGLYUGLYUGLY@_@!!!














heh. okay bb eyeballs hurting from all that yellow lighting in mind cafe.

and more pictures still.


The dress I bought her for x'mas.


POKS LOL.





HAHAHA HIS FACE IS DAMN COCK HERE HAHAHA!


She's got junk in her trunk - I likey














Haha seriously, i think zinc is obsessed with my boobies.


Taupok with .. er .. my face -.-









Ziying: LET'S ALL DO CROSSED EYES!

me and poks: okay

Ziying: BUT I CANNOT CROSS MY EYES!!

*dies*

seriously we were like wtf @_@








A push; a shove in the wrong direction
Your heart is slipping - there is no traction
to stop your heart from falling.

head over heels
over pain that it feels
it lands at your feet
can't you see ? there's no beat
at your touch it revives
it needs you to survive

don't fly.

Of course that's incredibly selfish so, heh.

MEATBALLS I WANT I WANT I WANT.

Boyfriend is on his way here with chawanmushi and sushi yay yay yay yay okay extreme boredom is killing me softly.

Meh.

My brother is a tard'.

He put on a spastic face and my geek glasses and kept staring at people as they boarded the bus. Haha they were prolly thinking, "ZOMG FREAK!".

But it was entertaining to watch and laughed so much I couldn't breathe, so I guess it runs in the family.

Oh and this only lady plopped down on the seat beside me and burped at me.

@_@.














































-.-


LOL @ her expression.








Dunno wtf he's doing either lol.






Clockwise from top left : Yvonne's boobs; farty; shaunying; siblings.


Clockwise from top left : Wheelock Xmas lights; Tp mates; Road; Haris ( personally this is my fave shot).


Clockwise from top left : MRT ; unglam moment; aaron and yvonne ( who requested that i censor her face) lol; Blackman.

The last picture is a bit small, will upsize it tmr. MEH.

LALALA more to come, am hoping to go for the photoshoot next sunday, but that'll be just after my wisdom tooth extraction, so.

and ZOMG WISDOM TOOTH EXTRACTION NEXT SATURDAY I hope I freak out and pass out or something.

What if i become unwise?

Oh wait - not even a possibility.

HAHA okay byebye.