At work right now, as usual.

Things I need to collect : Vivitar and Diana.

I KNOW RIGHT? I haven't had time to collect it at all okay!

TSK.

Oh and seriously why the hell do i only look thin in pictures. lol







And ohmyshit I am fucking heavy.

I think if i sit on that irritating boy he really will explode @_@.

Also, I was on the bus when I saw this golden haired monkey thing board the bus.

Turns out it was actually JOLENE HOW ( ROFL ) and she is still a bitch. So yeah nothing's changed. LOL. OI MEET UP SOON before you get caught and sent to the ZOO ;P

Oh and today my dad told me that we were/are a burden to him.

Wow that's nice.

Somehow he just gives me the impression that he regretted popping out the three of us.

OMG I NEED TO PEE BEFORE I EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

My HotTopic shoes have arrived in Singaporeeeee YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY !

Haha okay, random.

AND OMG OMG OMG AMOS HAS AN ADMIRER ROFLMAO OMG OMG OMG OMG GROSS!!

Either she is blind or she is a bat.

Which is the same.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

ZOMG~~~~~

People whom I don't know, tagged you, and you're asking ME to ask them to fuck off?

What the fuck for?

TELL THEM YOURSELF LA, YOUR BLOG WHAT.

YOUR thmemoriesofmylife.blogspot.com WHAT! ( And no, that IS NOT a typo lol)

SIAO, ask me to talk to random strangers for you.

TSK.

Cannot stand this kind of people, open both their mouths and vajayjays wide wide then really really expect people to shut up and take their rubbish.

This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.
This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.
This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.
This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.
This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.
This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.
This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.
This would not have started, if you didn't shoot your mouth off.

And you want me to shut up, and pretend that I'm in the wrong?

Please, go fuck some more people or something.

TSK.

Slutbag, seriously pissing me off.

Don't you think it's ironic that you're pissed that my friend tagged you, but you're NOT pissed that your own anonymous friend tagged me?

So what now, are you calling your friend a dog too ?

STUPID FUCKING POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.

Seriously pissing me off, silly little bitch.

and why the hell are you so proud of screwing around? You're from RGPS. You had a bright future, had a chance go to a good school, to have a good future. But you screwed it up, screwed around, hung out with twits.

STUPID GIRL.

You think all this EUu and IE ARE AH-LIAN HEAR ME ROAR shit will help you later in life?

Honestly, and disgustingly, I used to be like you.

THANK GOD i woke up.

Maybe you should too.

Whatever.

Your life, yours to screw up.

And ironically, the whole point of this was to tell you to that my brother was bad for you but obviously you didn't know how to read between the lines.

TSK.

Seriously, cannot stand stupid people.

And please don't act like you're sorry about talking about my family.

People usually don't swear after the apologize.

They don't go, "sorry luh, fuck!"

It kinda nullifies the point of an apology, don't you think?

No, I guess you don't.

Wake up la, before you catch an STD or something.

Oh and since you think I'm ( and your friend as well ) a dog, and of course, you , god forbid, dont' talk to dogs, and thus will stop replying, THEN STOP.

STOP READING MY BLOG, though that will be difficult, because it's so entertaining, but still.

HAHA if you reply then you don't think I'm a dog ! So better shut up okay (: ?

If not hor, i might become, erm, NOT a dog worzxzxzxz (^-^V) ~!

Okay that was juvenile, but hey, I feel better now (:

BYEBYE, will prolly see you at Orchard Tower soon (: !

Some people just can't take a hint.

I did not tag you, I swear on the life of my boyfriend.

Sigh, today has been an annoying day.

Two irritating boys - STUPIDSHIT and FATBOY , verbally attacked innocentvictim in the lanshop.

STUPIDSHIT apparently went to literally pull innocentvictim's leg, and blamed FATBOY ( who is STUPIDSHIT's friend, btw). So Innocentvictim yelled at FATBOY and FATBOY got pissed off and yelled back and STUPIDSHIT joined in the verbal fight as well, despite being the fucktarded idiot who started it all in the first place.

Did I mention STUPIDSHIT is also the same boy who ripped the poster off the wall and blatantly denied it?

God i hate this fucker. I want to sit on him til his eyeballs explode or something.

So irritating.

Oh yeah, today super suay.

I got super glue all over my fingers which almost resulted in me having webbed hands and spilled a bottle of water all over the floor VERY near the bloody electric socket and wah lao karma is really biting me in the ass. LOL.

PS - Hymens can be broken by fingers, and i sincerely sincerely sincerely doubt my brother was the first to enter thy sacred vajajay. Oh and police reports require medical examinations which require parental consent, which will be really good for you. "EH MA, I need to report my vagina broken" - I can imagine her reaction already. heh. Good luck with that. And this all started with you, so don't bloody come and blame me for being a bitch when you bitched about me first, bitch.

Ironically, I really never meant to be bitchy to you (not openly anyway), before you talked about me to Eugene, whose mouth is as big as his brain is small.

Oh and innocentvictim started crying like shit -.-

WHY SO NOT MAN ONE?!

*mutters*

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:

1. Canon EOS 400D
2. Horizon
3. Pull & Bear hoody
4. INSTANT SLIMMING PILLS (lol lol )
5. More time with the boyfriend/ sister

LIST OUT THE REASONS FOR YOUR CHOICES:

1. To capture everyone's UNGLAM moments.
2. Thing of beauty. Nuff' said.
3. The lining is made of baby clouds. Don't believe what the label says.
4. *POOF* YOKO IS SIZE 6!!
5. Do i need a reason for this?

THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU IS:
SMELLY CHINGY

5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER:

1. Super fierce.
2. Loves donuts.
3. Hard to spot in a crowd ( lol).
4. Anal ( LOL LOL LOL )
5. Has an insane laugh that can go on for veh long!

MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:
Nagging - "TSK TSK TSK YOKO STOP BLOGSHOPPING LE !!!!! YOU SO HORRIBLE ONE!!!"

MOST LOVED INVENTION (does not need to be technologically advanced):
Lomo cameras.

WHAT DO YOU DESPISE THE MOST:
Inconsiderate/ stupid people

6 people you want to tag:

1. passerby ( lol lol )
2. Amos
3. Daveorawk ( he won't do this )
4. Jolong ( he won't do this either)
5. Er ...... Yvonne ?


ZZZ CHINGY WHY YOU ALWAYS PASS SUCH WIERD QUIZZEZ TO ME -.-

Cupcakes were made by amandurrh, you can go to her blog to order a batch (:

I did some of the icing though ( haha DIE DIE ALSO MUST TAKE A LITTLE CREDIT)

AND NO, he didn't die after that -.= .

and ZOMG I've been blogshopping again wtf help.

My boyfriend is fattttt(er than me) (: !

PS - Beware the cockroach honey ;P ! ROFL !

1. I've always thought RGPS people were smart, obviously I thought wrong.

2. I didn't say he was good or that he was a good boyfriend. I said, he was a BAD one. GOD obviously you can't understand it if you're a twit like HELLO IQ below like what, 5 ?

3. He said he'd meet you after school, and if he didn't you'd pout and whine (oh gross) .

4. The random fact was just that - a random fact, and yeah my maths is pretty good, which is probably not something you can say.

5. I didn't mean 'eat your heart out" in a literal sense, dumbshit.

6. First you said you didn't talk about me. Then you said " About that family thing - the most I can say is sorry loh".

So did you or didn't you ? It's pretty damn obvious yes?

7. I didn't tag you, for heaven's sake. (It was JOLONG - HAHA YOU BASTARDCHILD FRAME ME __ )

8. You open your big loose hole ( the one in your head ), and talk about me and you really don't expect any retaliation? The hole (excuse the pun) point, was to tell you to stay away from my brother, as he's not good for you and to keep your mouth off me.

Shall I put it into twit terms ?

ShuTt EuR GaP ( both of them) NoRhXzxX ~!!! V(^-^)V ~!!

I'm sure your parents will totally be calm if they find out what you did.

Wake up your idea, and if you don't believe me, ASK THAT BLOODY EUGENE. Oh and I have it on camera, you can see him coming up to me and telling me and you can see me getting agitated. But, hey it's my word against his, so believe what you want eh ?

And I think it's best if you stay out of my lanshop and in your god uncle's, less probabilty of me shoving my foot up your ass (:

KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF ME, SILLY LITTLE GIRL.

Is it not possible to talk like a normal person? What's with the Euu and norr and shit. zzzz. You're from RGPS for heaven's sake - act like it.

Er, he'll end up in jail ??

WTF FTW ??

AS if all those penis-smitten girls will report him.

GOD some people are just so stupid.

And hello, you're the (one of the) girl(s)/booty call(s) who stayed over and caused him to be late for school - that's if, he even went at all.

Please, if you really cared about him, you wouldn't obstruct his education, forcing him to go and meet you after school and shit.

But seriously, you were only a booty call, so I can't blame you for being the skanked-out ho' bag you are.

You know, ironically, it was my brother who came up with the last sentence.

I rest my case.

Oh and please, you started this by mouthing off to Eugene first. And ironically, Eugene mouthed off to me so, tough luck honey.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT ( or my brother's penis ).

Oh and random fact , there are 321 girls and only 27 guy on my brother's MSN contact list.

I counted.

PS - Don't talk about other people's families when you don't know shit about them, thanks.

yokoshy. says:
what does your nick mean now?

yokoshy. says:
haha

yokoshy. says:
zz everytime put cheeem french things

yokoshy. says:
you fatty

Quel... est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle | Tu as mis le feu à ma vie says:
lol

Quel... est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle | Tu as mis le feu à ma vie says:
which man can turn his sight off her | you have brought fire to my life

yokoshy. says:
i hope you aren't just quoting lyrics @_@

yokoshy. says:
if you're not and it's for me then awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Quel... est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle | Tu as mis le feu à ma vie says:
its lyrics but its the truth (:

Quel... est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle | Tu as mis le feu à ma vie says:
hugssss

yokoshy. says:
i bring fire cuz i so hottttt

yokoshy. says:
HAHAHA

Quel... est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle | Tu as mis le feu à ma vie says:
..

yokoshy. says:
mumu not true meh @_@

Quel... est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle | Tu as mis le feu à ma vie says:
too much fats ....flammable

Quel... est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle | Tu as mis le feu à ma vie says:
LOL

yokoshy. says:

TSK

TSK.

Don't be irritating okay.

My fault he broke your heart and/or hymen ar?

NO RIGHT?

I'm already trying to be civil to you, please don't push me.

Being his sister, I don't know if I should warn the girls he dates or just let him be the heart&hymen-breaker that he is, in order for him to find a girl that he'll love / will hold his interest for more than, say a month ( which will be a miracle on its own) .

Heh.

Obviously he doesn't love you anymore.

I doubt he ever did in the first bloody place.

Aiya, I think there's no point being cryptic anymore.

So i shall just be straightforward okay.

STOP

COMING

AROUND.

and I mean that in a literal sense as well, you skanked-out ho' bag.

My brother told to me to write that.

Straight from the bastard's mouth.

I should pity you, but I can't empathise with stupid people, especially those who beg for punishment.

TSK.

ARGH. ENOUGH. Shan't let your stupidity ruin my mood, although it clearly has.

Okay, moving on ( and you should too, dumbshit ) , this makes me laugh :

http://am0s.livejournal.com/79084.html

I think Amos almost died ROFL.

Also, the boyfriend is ignoring me and playing DOTA.

I hope he loses.

ROFL.

yokoshy. says:
then my nail sliced my gum

yokoshy. says:
and part of it dropped off!!

yokoshy. says:
no la just kidding hahaha

homan. says:
..

homan. says:
lol

homan. says:
i scrapped off my gums before

homan. says:
heh

homan. says:
serious

yokoshy. says:
@_@

homan. says:
no la just kidding

homan. says:
LOL

yokoshy. says:
TSK

homan. says:
HAHAHA

homan. says:
;P

yokoshy. says:
HAHAHA YOU SO ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG ONEEEEEEEEE

yokoshy. says:
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Now you know why he can stand me. It's cuz he's worse than I am @_@.

HONEY YOU FATTTT ~~~!

Holidays are here, baby !

*prances around*

And so to kick start it, here's a story I wrote back in Secondary 3, now updated and stuffed full of random rubbish.

Snow white and the seven midget mud wrestlers

There once lived a queen. Now the queen was drop-dead gorgeous – as in jaw dropping, head-spinning gorgeous. Now as you all know, nobody is perfect, even queens have to have flaws. Only narrators, such as myself, can truly be perfect – but that’s not the point. The point is – the queen was dyslexic. That’s right – She was dyslexic. Being the dyslexic queen that she was, she started playing with a Ginsu knife. That’s right – a Ginsu knife. Not being very bright, she pricked her finger and watched her blood drip on her snowy white tiles. So she thought to herself, “I wish for a child as white as these tiles, as red as blood and as black as the handle of my Ginsu knife!”

A few minutes later, out pops Snow White, a little albino girl with coal-black hair and, as luck would have it, a huge red birthmark smack in the middle of her forehead. As soon as the queen laid eyes on her, she fell over and died.

A few years later, the king got married to an old hag that looked like a walking potato. I’m not kidding – she looked like she had got run over by a steamroller. Talk about ugly! Anyway, the walking potato, I mean, the new queen was extremely jealous of Snow White’s beauty. Often, she’d ask her magic glass slipper, “ Glass slipper thingy, on the floor, who’s the fairest one of all?”

“ You are! Oh, potato hag! ”

“ Really?”

“ No. You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth! If you want to know, it’s actually Snow White. ”

Upon hearing this piece of the news, the queen, went berserk! She smashed her magic slipper thingy and ordered her best huntsman, Steve Erwin, to have Snow White killed and her heart brought back.

So the huntsman took Snow White out into the woods and pointed his gun at her head, fully intending to blow her brains out. At this point, Snow White pointed behind him and said, “ Look! It’s Britney Spears!”.

Being the die-hard Britney fan that he was, the huntsman turned around and sure enough, there was Britney Spears - fat, balding and apparently not wearing any underwear! When he turned back around, Snow White was gone!


Fearing that the new queen would behead him, the huntsman chased after Britney and shot her in her calf. That’s right – her calf.

" HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!", Britney cried!

Erwin grunted and shot her in the other calf.

"GIMME GIMME MORE GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME!", she sang.

Annoyed, Erwin then cut out Britney’s heart and brought it back to the potato hag, I mean, the new queen.

The new queen was extremely happy! So she asked her other magic glass slipper thingy (Glass slipper thingies always come in pairs, they even come with a warrantee.), “ Glass slipper thingy, on the floor, who’s the fairest one of all?”

“Snow White, obviously!”

The magic glass slipper obviously had a death wish. Talk about one severely pissed off potato hag. The queen then proceeded to smash her other glass slipper thingy and had the Erwin thrown into a pool of stingrays.

As for Snow White, she found herself hopelessly lost in the dark woods. Fortunately, she came across a tiny house with an unlocked door. She then proceeded to drink all the beer in the refrigerator and passed out in the bedroom.

A few hours later, the masters of the house came home. They were the seven midget mud wrestlers - Dense, Dim, Dodo, Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Dumberest - who worked ten hours a day wrestling scary fat women at the pub nearby. Soon they realized that someone had broken into their house, partly because Dumberest had cut his foot on broken beer bottles. They looked around and found Snow White asleep on their beds.

The midgets tried to rouse her, but she just would not wake. So they decided to let her sleep until the next morning.

When morning came, Snow White awoke and screamed her head off when she saw the body of Dumberest surrounded by a pool of his own blood. Apparently, no one had paid any attention to his bleeding foot and being Dumberest, he just lay there and bled to death. So anyway, Snow White told the midgets of her plight and they agreed to let her stay. However she had to scrub the floors, prepare the meals and wash the huge underpants that midget wrestlers usually wear when wrestling big, scary women. Being the spoilt princess that she was, Snow White was obviously not used to this. So she stole away in the middle of the night trying to find her way to the nearest town.

Just as she was nearing civilization, Britney Spears staggered out of the woods, fat, balding and with a big hole in her chest and one in each calf, and apparently not wearing any underwear. At the horrendoues sight of Britney's naked va-jay-jay, Snow White was so shocked she keeled over and died instantly.


Now back to the hag queen. She had just heard of Snow White’s death and was elated! So she bought another pair of magic glass slipper thingies and asked yet again, “Glass slipper thingy, on the floor, who’s the fairest one of all?”

“Cindy.”

“Who’s Cindy?”

“You don’t know her. She’s staying with the nine monks.”

“Then I shall kill her too! Tell me, slipper thingy- how many more do I have to kill to become the fairest one of all?”

“Including cats and dogs?”
“Yes! Including cats and dogs.”

“Lets see - Ten billion, eighty-three thousand, four hundred and two.”

Upon hearing this, the hag queen jumped off the highest tower in the castle in full view of everyone. However, when she hit the floor, she was still alive.


People rushed up to her and asked, “Are you alright? Give her some air! Why didn’t you use a parachute? Can you feel your toes? No! Look at me! Can you do this with your fingers??”

Then, the hag queen died.

The end.

I made this into a children's book, complete with illustrations for Creative Writing class.

Also, Chingy suggested I give the boyfriend half my pay each time i get it, so he'll help me stash and save it. That's not too bad an idea, except I'll probably die from the lack of shopping.

Things on their way to me

- 2 Scarves
- Red / grey stockings
- 4 dresses
- Diana
- Vivitar
- Lime green patent sandals
- Blue flats
- 2 Buddha Banks ( lol the boyfriend bought a pair for us)
- 2 bottles of OPI nail polish - Bright yellow and Bright Green
- Green iPod sock for the boyfriend
- The Green watch below, from Fred Flare. Tells time in Japanese.





I think that's it.

Haha.

I really should do that pass-half-my-pay-to-boyfriend thing shouldn't I ?

PS - I heart you, my plop material (:
PPS- YOU FAT HEHEHEH XD

The past few days has been a mad, retarded rush to complete my 1m by 1m painting.

I painted it and put in so much effort I almost died and when I took a step back and actually looked at I REALLY almost died.

SO i whitewashed it again, and did a much much better one.

I couldn't have done it without Joseph Long and BenjiPromKing , thank you both so very much (:

So anyway, will have to chiong tomorrow to finish my illustrations and get everything binded at beauty world by 8pm.

Wish me luck.

Oh and some random pictures I happened to upload by accident.

This was the cause of it, I presume.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT'S THAT PEEKING OUT AMOS?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Today, the brother and I got high on McNuggets and the nuggets of gold that spilled out of the ah lian's mouth.

"EH! COME ON BROTHER!!!! COME ON, SISTER!!", she urged her friends - in a bid to get them to follow her to the counter to buy food.

We both wore identical expressions of horror ---> O.o ?!

It was a bad experience - the assault on our ears almost as painful as the damage inflicted on our brain cells.

When he's not being an irresponsible asshole, we really do have shitloads of fun. Which is not often heh.

Also, the boyfriend farted at me, and I tried to stop it by covering the offending hole with my thumb. But obviously, my tiny digit was no match for the typhoon that emerged. I felt the windforce blast past the sides of my thumb and I saw my life flash before me.

Now you know why he's called FARTY.

HAHAHA You know i love youuuuuu, you giant ball of flatulence XD

PS - My brother is guilty of butter of the first degree ( HAHAHAHA )

i had diarrhoea, and my sister, food poisoning.

I guess that really says a lot about my mother's cooking skills.

Oh and another person asked me about my bra in my selling post.

Seriously.

ROFL.

My mother cooked aglio olio + steak.

Tasted pretty good, but then again, I was starving.

Haha okay fine shan't undermine my mom's cooking ability cause I'm pretty sure I inherited it HAHA ZOMG HELP!

Also, I have a book presentation tomorrow which I'm not prepared for.

Today Joanna got painted by Joseph, who also kicked Joanna's file.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

HAHAHAHA !

Oh yeah, she wore all black today, and when I told the boyfriend, he laughed and said, 'MAN IN BLACK! HAHAHA!' .

-.= .

Argh and I've been so bloody busy, I haven't had time for zinc. Sorry babe, I try to take off soon k (: ?

Also, the squashers had training today and ran past me. Felt quilty and horrible and horribly guilty. Haven't had the time to go for training since, like forever. Feel as fat as a cow as well. I mean, I've probably grown four stomaches or something, that would explain the amount of food I've been inhaling.

Heh.

Am wanting my Ring Pops, you know, those super old school lollipop rings in the shape of diamonds that you wear on your fingers?

Amos forgot to buy them for me.

TSK.

No ringpop how to propose to my boyfriend?

Heh.

PS - EH AMOS, NEH EAT MENSA TODAY AR? HAHAHAHAHAHA ;P

Meet Lilin and chibi Lilin.


Big Lilin scares me sometimes.

She's hyper and mostly psychotic, so much so that you can't help but stare and wonder how so much insanity is able to ooze out her tiny frame.

Also, she's so white she appears almost translucent, I'm pretty sure you can shine a light through her. HAHA oh ya I'm prolly gonna name my Macbook after her - that's how white she is.

I drew chibi Lilin, cuz I get bored in 2D art fundamentals and everyone else is a pwner and you just want to amputate them below the wrist ( or the waist, that's good too).

Oh and on another note, yes I CAN DRAW, thank you very much.

* STABS ---- & her korean slave with 7000arms *

PS - try not to laugh to death, chingy ;P

PPS - Please don't kill me / smother with an extra dose of insanity Lilin.

-.=





urgh. today I feel so blah.

I tried on the Pull and Bear hoody zomggggg.

I'm in love AGAIN.

Haha seriously i only write about trivial, superficial rubbish now.

Try not to hate me, even though that in itself is almost impossible.

Shall go now before someone tries to shoot me after reading the last sentence haha XD

I'm starving.

But I'm looking at recipes and my stomach is like growling like PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARAREOQIUHE)*@Y#(*@!Y#!(*@Y#!!



The boyfriend bought me a big bird plushie.

HAHA I know how this sounds - first a banana and now a big bird HAHAHA.

Instructions
1. Do the following WITHOUT complaint.
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you completed yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she have been tagged.
4. Start your post with; I have been tagged!

Favourites
Favourite Color: bright yellow.
Favourite Food: baked rice, chicken rice, eggs.
Favourite Movie: Hot fuzz.
Favourite Sport: netball.
Favourite Day of the Week: sundays ( sembawang only HAHAHA)
Favourite Season: Eh hello, singapore lei, season simi sai?
Favourite Ice Cream: cookie dough.

Currents
Current Mood: Frustrated, irritated and sleepy.
Current Clothes: Shirt + shorts
Current Desktop: default.
Current Time: 1.43am wtf
Current Surroundings: Living room, brother and my aura of annoyance.
Current Annoyances: 10 FUCKING JOURNAL ENTIRES BY 9AM TMR
Current Thoughts: Hello you yes you irritating smelly cunt please go fuck yourself.

Firsts
First Best Friend: Zehra?
First Crush: -.-?
First Movie: -.-??
First Lie: -.- ???
First Music: -.-???? Do people really expect other people to remember this shit?

Last Drink: Ice lemon tea
Last Car Ride: Dad's
Last Crush: DIANA
Last Phone Call: my fatty
Last CD Played: 881 HAHA

Have you evers?
Have you ever dated one of your best friend: Daniel Yeo ROFL.
Have you ever broken the law : Yeah like i'm gonna tell you what i did ;p
Have you ever been arrested?: Does being grounded count as house arrest?
Have you ever been on TV: yes and I pray all the copies have been burnt
Have you ever kissed someone you dont know: heh no.

Random 5 things you are good at:
making people laugh
cooking (lol)
drawing (LOL LOL)
painting ( LOL LOL LOL)
lying. HAHA.

4 things you've done today:
Camwhored.
Read a book.
Went to work
got irritated.

3 things you can hear right now:
my brother talking to girlfriend #59192
the fan
my irritation aura going, " WONG WONG TAMADE @)(#*@)(#* WONG WONG WONG WONG"

5 People to tag:
amos
joseph
joanna
ziying
shuyi

ZZZ do i really have to pass this shit on?

Went out with the boyfriend today, and only rememebered that I have 10 bloody journal entries due tomorrow, on my way home.

Which is awesome.

I am so annoyed.

And i really fucking can't crap anything out.

Like wtf is wrong with me ?

My sister must have secretly kicked me in the head while I was sleeping.

Which I really wouldn't be too surprised about.

TSK AIYA I AM JUST SO ANNOYED I'M JUST TALKING RUBBISH HERE.

But the best part is I can't do the same for the journal entries cause it's too random and informal zomg fuck it.

I'll prolly delete this post or something, it's annoying me as well.

As is my brother. Actually it's the girl he's talking to that's annoying me.

I don't get why girls are drawn to my brother like bees like ZOMG GROSS.

I really don't like girls who have dated my brother before I just want to slap them and say OI WAKE UP YOUR IDEA DO YOU REALLY THINK HE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU ? HE DATES ANYTHING WITH TITS PLEASE STOP CALLING/CRYING/BEING SUICIDAL CAUSE HE REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

Yes, I'm talking about YOU, you stupid girl. GIVE UP ALREADY, WHY DON'T YOU?!

TSK.

ARgh dunno what I'm talking about la kanina okay byebye.

I love this song.

So anyway, I've lent my Fisheye to Amos and my SuperSampler to Chingy.

Cameras are love, really.

I love quirky cameras, and I just spree-ed for a Vivitar.

(See HERE for details if you catch no ball.)

So anyway, I have my sights set on a Diana and a Horizon.

Diana first, because the Horizon costs a whopping $458 like ZOMG!



ZOMG so chio I want to cry.

I'm going to spree for her soon, she costs $75 SGD.

So anyway, christmas is coming soon.

Can you believe it ? Time just flew by so fast like *PEW* and it's November already.

Scary, isn't it?

So anyway, today was slightly retarded.

Had to do a skit which I can't talk about lest I get arrested.

Something about *AHEM* forking the queen, parliment pokemon balls and well, the PAP.

Haha okay moving on before I get my ass hauled off the jail.

Ah okay I am just stoning right now, can't think of much to write about.

My blogging bug is AWOL again. TSK.

So anyway, more random pictures (:


The boyfriend's giant BANANA! HAHAHA.


Joseph's drawing


Josephs admits he's a loser.


Me being self-absorbed and loving my nails.


I tried giving kisses to Grace but she didn't want them ):





A photoshoot is in order, I think.

Hopefully, I can get my Diana soon, then I can drag Amos out to some ulu place and take some nice pictures.

Of the scenery, of course.

If I take pictures of Amos my camera might just die.

PS - He can't retaliate because I lent him my camera haha SHIOK.

This past week has been an emotional roller coaster, really.

I can't remember what I wanted to say, so random pictures for now.










WAHAHAHAHA!


Sigh.

My eyes are tired, I just got my fisheye back (Amos will be glad).

A piece of shit fiddled with my supersampler and that really pissed me off.

Also, lesson at 9 tomorrow but I have to pick up stuff from the post office.

Which sucks.

But I really want them, so.

And yes, I realise I have written nothing with meaning for quite awhile.

Will try to crap something out tomorrow (:

Oh and the boyfriend bought a giant banana for me, which was ridiculously embarrasing to carry home.

It's like a metre long or something ( don't be jealous, Amos).

Ah okay, lids are feeling heavy already.

The boyfriend really, really, really makes me happy (:

And Haris is a confused chinese.

And and my boyfriend refuses to believe that Joanna is a girl.

HAHA!

Okay bye bye more tomorrow.

Today saw me painting colour wheels, the table and Miss Joanna Leong.

We put her in a giant bag and carried her around. Or at least, we tried to before the strap snapped HAHAHA I have PICTURES (blackmail time!) and it was so retarded I almost died laughing.

Also, Chingy is love because she gave me bearbricks.

Also, I have discovered Nirvana on earth - CLODHOPPERS.

O.

M.

G.

It looks like birdshit but ZOMG it is so delicious I just want to worship it all day.

Haha okay this is totally random but ZOMG it's my 506th post !

Today's conversation of the day :

Amos : Wah lao, you know that crab place super popular - 7pm you go still got space, but if you go at 9pm the crab all sold out already.

Me: Wah lao! why so CRABBY one.

Amos: *@!#&(*!@(*!@

HAHAHA told you I was amazing.

Haha okay byebye XD !