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no rest for the wicked.
ABOOT

Yoko;
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
whatthepong@gmail.com

Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.

As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.

Network

Adnan ; Amos(anus); Collin; David; Derek; Desiree; Faris; Grace; Homan ; Issac; Joanna; Joe Lee ; Jolene ; Joseph; Lilin; Lydia; Peixin; Qinyi; Yvonne ; Ziying

FLICKR/Aranair;
FLICKR/Yokoshy;

ZOMGOODNESS!

.What I do to entertain myself...{ Wednesday, October 31, 2007 }

Shimmy shimmy quarter turn,

pee upon the sacred urn.

Wipe your butt with baby fern;

shimmy shimmy quarter turn.



So much work, so little time.

And yet, I am still able to churn out random rubbish.

I amaze myself sometimes.

Okay - I'm lying.

I amaze myself all the time because I am, well, simply amazing.

Oh and I may be moving the blog, cause yokokopops seems more juvenile (zomg I had to check dictionary.com -.- ) by the day.

Any suggestions?

You know it's gonna be horribly lame, don't you?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

PS - ZOMG I just remembered - I also bought 2 scarves and 5 other unmentionable things ( presents for the boyfriend). HAHA someone please come chop my fingers off!




.I am incorrigible - I are an online shopaholic..{ }

Recently recieved stuff include :

-A grey cardigan
-A tube dress
-A tote bag
-2 Old Navy Shirts
-4 Black Bangles

And more stuff making their way here to my house :

-A Present for the boyfriend
-2 dresses
-F21 Heritage shirt
-F21 Bangle
-F21 Vintage Wallet
-F21 Boyfriend Stealer Tee
-9 thin black bangles
-2 straw tote bags
-5 alphabet tags
-A Tunic Top


Er and I think that's it, can't recall any more @_@.

I propaganda-ed the sister into buying 2 pairs of boots from HotTopic, but they aren't mine so I guess they don't count.

Haha I think I might need rehab.




.KABOOM!..{ Sunday, October 28, 2007 }

That was the sound of my right lung exploding.

Either I have bronchitis, or my body thinks coughing is a new trend.

ZZZ.




.Ready? Set ? Engage...{ Friday, October 26, 2007 }

Went out with chingy, whose sister really jacked us upside down.

Shan't go into detail, it'll make me look stupid.

Bought a top, bright blue and BRIGHT YELLOW NAIL POLISH!!

Like finally! Super shiok!

Now the nails on my left hand are blue; those on my right - yellow.

I got to see the boyfriend today.

It's always such a relief to see him.
It feels like all my troubles just melt away and everything comes to a standstill.
Which is terribly ironic, seeing how time flies when we're together and crawls when we're not.

I'm at work now, which means I had to cancel plans with Ziying. I'm terribly sorry okay, I keep having to work last minute @_@.

I dressed up abit today. Black tunic minidress + shorts for modesty. Today felt special, I don't know why.

Maybe because I was meeting my cenifa .

Heh.

Seeing the boyfriend next on sunday, can't wait.

I love my fingernails.

Going now, before i type more pointless random rubbish.

PS - CHINGY THINKS ____ IS FAT AND DOES SHITTY ART HAHAHAHA XD




.Don't play play okay, lao niang got nice boobs okay !..{ Wednesday, October 24, 2007 }

On my selling post, someone commented :

Girl, what kind of bra do you use or are your boobs just naturally like that? They look really good, especially in the green hula & co top!

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE PONG RIGHT?!

Wah I am like so totally flattered can hahaha!

The people whom I think will laugh most at this ar :

1.Chingy
2.Amos
3.Shuyi
4.Ziying
5.Yvonne


HAHAHAHA what a way to start the day XD




.PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!..{ Tuesday, October 23, 2007 }

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!

Look at this thing of beauty :

http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia_n81_8gb-pictures-2085.php

Super gorgeous please ( just like me) !

I'm so getting that.

HAHA!

I sound like Yvonne, like bimbo much ?

Haha okay pardon me I'm currently having a fever + cough + flu which is ridiculous and stupid because it's the holidays.

I mean, what's the point of a holiday week if you're gonna be sick?

TSK.

Some people say it's karma - they will die an early death.

HAHAHA.

Okay, brain cells frying up here.

MEH.

OH OH OH I ARE SELL STUFF LOOKING HERE : STUFF!!!!!!

Oh and chingy tried on this super gorgeous dress that looked super good on her and it was at a super good price but she didn't get it - HOW CAN LIDDAT?! FASTER GO BUY YOUR SACRED WEDDING DRESS HAHAHAHAH !

The boyfriend is having a french tutorial right now, and he's a fat shit hahaha XD

Oh and I'm taking two modules next block, and Christeo's in my class SHIT NO HELP SOB!

HAHA okay, my head is about to explode and my bloody cough syrup is SARSARPARILLA flavoured. ( IKR ?! HAHA )

Okay byebye I just farted HAHAHAHAH XD

PS - Go away fever, you bastardchild!!!!




...{ Monday, October 22, 2007 }

Hello (:

Today I shall be the prime example of a good girlfriend and ask you to please help the boyfriend do these two short surveys.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=L2x37eFx1H42dyDwI5tG9A_3d_3d

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=J5pZb7J4ey2wHZvMnZohOA_3d_3d

Yes I know they are weird, but still (:

I just spend the last half an hour kissing ass on MSN to get people to do them.

Never let it be said that I don't love my farty, weirdo that he may be.

Thank you if you did the surveys (:

If you didn't - I DON'T FRIEND YOU OKAY, FASTER DO LEI!

I'm still sick, and I think I'm about to cough up a lung soon -.-




.YO! ... KO!!! *mutters* -.-..{ Friday, October 19, 2007 }

Today has been good so far.

Got to see the boyfriend, which is nothing short of miraculous, because he's always studying now and has no time for me ( HELLO BIG HINT HERE ).

Also, bought myself a cute little notebook.



For $5.

Which is cheap.

And did I mention it's uber cute?

And cheap too.

heh.

I just lost my train of thought.

I love my boyfriend, but he will fly soon. Like superman, except he wears his underpants on the inside.

Meh. And fly he will, away from me. Heartbroken, I will be and thus shall transform into a cranky bitch and if you talk to me I'll bite your arm off.

Okay am talking rubbish now.

It must be this bloody annoying cough.

It's like *COUGH HACK COUGH COUGH*, and the motion is so violent, it causes my huge brain to slam into the walls of my skull and thus effectively kills a few hundred thousand cells each time it does so.

It really is fortunate that I have *ahem* such an abundance of them.

Hehehe.

My toes are smelly and my nails are green.

HAHA!

Okay I really think I'm going mad.

Oh yes, NEXT WEEK ROCKS MY SOCKS BECAUSE :





SCHOOL'S OUT BABY ~ !





Let's just say it's the highlight of the week ;P

I just had to share the good news with Chingy ( who will prolly want to kick my ass when she reads it). HAHAHAHA. You know you love meeeee XD !

Shall go lie down somewhere and die now, this bloody cough is so annoying, it makes me want to, well, cough -.- .

PS - Haris get better soon, I give you super glue to mend your broken ( insert part here) okay ?




.SQUISH SQUISH, squeak the slippers...{ Monday, October 15, 2007 }

" Honey, let's be keyboards, okay? "

"??????????"

" Then 'U' and 'I' will be together forever. "

The boyfriend is so (insert word here) , he makes my heart melt as much as he makes me want to kick him.

I think the word is exasperating.

Speaking of kicking, I mock-kicked a little boy today while he was walking in front of me.

And he turned around mid-kick.

*dies*

HAHAHAHAHA shit, caught red-handed ( or rather, red-footed WAHAHAHA)

Then he looked at me like this --- > O.O and walked a little faster ( away from me).

I think the boyfriend almost died laughing.

TSK.

School tomorrow at 9am, which is ridiculous.

I want to eat baked rice from delifrance.

and armpit hair is gross.

HAHAHA okay byebye.




.A random reason to love you / want to sit on you...{ Saturday, October 13, 2007 }

The boyfriend spotted a spider.

"Eh honey, look got spider.", he told me.

"So ? Neh see spider before meh? It bite you then you become spiderman! WAHAHAHA!! "

"It bite me, I become spiderman. If it bites you, you become SPIDERPIG WAHAHAHAHA!!"

-______________________________-

ASS.


But I love you anyway (:




.Farts...{ }

Some pictures from the Visual Central shoot.

These were taken with disposable cams though.


Random back door in chinatown.






Abandoned trolley in Little India.


I forgot. LOL.


Chinatown.


ROFL, I loved the irony.


AMOSANUS.


Back alley of People's park.


PO box outside Tekka Mall.


Fave. Temple.


Pictures of me obviously weren't taken by me -.- .

Credits to Amos and myself, for being so cute.

ROFL.

Thank you boyfriend, for helping me upload the pictures (:

and OH MY GOD, FULL SHIFT TOMORROW.

Oh and yeah, the pictures in the previous post are mine (lily and fern).

DAMN I'M GOOD.

HAHAHA okay sorry lack of sleep. Shall correct that right now .

ASTA LA VISTA BABY.

ROFL.




.Wear your hearts on your sleeves but your cars on your fingers...{ Friday, October 12, 2007 }






My maid baked my muffin mix.
Which means the boyfriend shall have no muffins on sunday.

TSK.

Thank you miss linzinying, for these:



(:




.Macbook camwhoring =..{ Wednesday, October 10, 2007 }



I love this song.

So anyway, random picture post.

















HAHA OMG that cannot be me la. That's desiree. HAHA











A-I-D aka Joseph LONG



































Current wants, in order of importance to me :

1.Macbook - Intend to get this by the time the boyfriend flies to france for french ( ROFL look alliteration! )

2.DSLR / Consumer Pro - Consumer pro seems to be pretty good as well, I'm using one I borrowed from school

3.Ixus 75 - Am still in love with in since I first saw it. No explaination needed there.

4.Diana - Almost TOO gorgeous. Nuff' said.

5.Hoodie - I are too cool for school. Need one to keep me warm. HAHA.

6.Wallet - Mine's falling apart honestly

PS - I really miss my fatty ):

PPS - HARIS MY CAMERA YOU BEEECH !




." Why Uncle Homan look like potato ? "..{ }

It's been a long time.

Ziying's birthday last sunday was pretty okay, though i wish there weren't so many variables, making it so hard to plan.

Bought her a polaroid camera, this fire-engine red thing of beauty that also cost a beautiful amount of money. The film itself costs $20 per pack, and each pack contains 10 pieces of film. Amazing.

We surprised her in the morning, and it was funny seeing all that horrendous bed hair. HAHA.

I have a video of it, but I'm afraid she might kill me if I show everyone just how bad her hair was that morning.

I've no photoshop at home, and it really irks me that I have to stay in school to do stuff. Either that, or go down to Toa Payoh. But the father is there, and let's just say he's hasn't been in the best of moods lately, so.

I'm hungry.

And I want to bake brownies.

And, I miss - . We used to hang out so much after school, and now it's like we've drifted and that sucks, cause I miss your laughter and your never-ending supply of acronyms.

Have been hanging out with Amos a lot and am afraid of turning into an asshole. Which I am not, by the way. Don't listen to what other people say, they're all lying. Heh.

Oh and this is so gorgeous, i just want to worship it all day :




This is Diana. She makes me want to worship her all day.

Hope I can earn enough in the next few months to warrent myself a reward AKA Diana.

Alrighty, managed to get my phone pictures up using Amos' card reader, which has to be held at a certain angle for it to actually read cards, which is besides the point, but.








Shuyi's boobs.


Chingy + my rings.














Force-feeding him cake.





Lyddiepoks


Daniel, me and Lyddiepoks's finger


@_@




More, some other time.

I'm outtie ;P