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no rest for the wicked.
ABOOT

Yoko;
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
whatthepong@gmail.com

Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.

As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.

Network

Adnan ; Amos(anus); Collin; David; Derek; Desiree; Faris; Grace; Homan ; Issac; Joanna; Joe Lee ; Jolene ; Joseph; Lilin; Lydia; Peixin; Qinyi; Yvonne ; Ziying

FLICKR/Aranair;
FLICKR/Yokoshy;

ZOMGOODNESS!

...{ Sunday, September 30, 2007 }

Today was a good day.

The boyfriend stayed over last night ( in a separate room la, perves ) after helping my parents out at the lan shop. We all got home at around 2 in the morning.

Slept in til late and met Zinc.

Boyfriend left and ZOMG SHOPPING TIME!!!

Okay I bought a huge load of shit today haha omg!

And i saw the new ipod nano, it is so totally gorgeous!

and OMG i'm using too many exclaimation marks!!

HAHA i really am rather tired but today really kicked ass. Spent time with ziying cause she's lonely cause hairyman is currently overseas. See? I'm such a good friend.

;P

What I got today :

2 Zara tops
1 Belt
Lego parts/ring parts for my blogshop.
and a (free) book *chuckle*

Oh and did I tell you? Earning money is such a super shiok feeling.

My blogshop is doing pretty well, am so glad I had the balls to start (:

Not literally, of course.

Pardon my horrible rubbish-y english today, am waiting for my software to finish loading and thus am randomly typing random thoughts.

Okay done bye bye! A more thorough update soon (:




.Half elephants from thailland, lydia knows...{ Friday, September 28, 2007 }

School on monday, omg noooo !

The class has been split up, sob x 700000.

Anyway, got my phone fixed, but my contacts got wiped. Send me a msg so that I have your numbers okay ?

The boyfriend's birthday was on Monday, but I had to work. So the fatty had to come down to the lan shop. Sad, I know, but hey, he had a good time, didn't you fatty ;P ?
Hehe, I love you to bits x 70000000 (:

Gave him 2 shirts, 3 plushies and a switch.

HAHA I think the boyfriend has OCD or something, I've watched him doing his work and every 10 minutes or so he'll start doing random things, like shaving him chin or cutting his fingernails, then returns to his work.

HAHA so I gave him a switch. It works like a clicker, quite shiok to press. Makes this super annoying click clack click clack sound, but who cares, I won't be there to be annoyed ;P.

Hope you liked what I gave you fatty (:

Also, today is our 9th anniversary , farty came down to the lan shop and gave me a rose (:

Love you fatty (:

OKAY enough mushy stuff random pictures from before and after the resurrection of my phone.




















zzzz





The boyfriend's birthday (:











HEHE ;P


Farty loved the chocolate cake (:






LyddiepOKS!


(:


Full shift ONCE AGAIN tomorrow, sigh.

Really tired.




.NOOBCAKE...{ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 }

I love my boyfriend.

Am in school right now, which is utterly mad because it's the freaking holidays.

Only here to retrieve me posters.

Feedback please.

Poster 1 ,

Poster 2,

Poster 3,

Poster 4.

And i bloody can't find the last one zzz.

These are for the WEEKENDS flea market @ SMU, on the first weekend of november.

Organized my Ziyings' sister, cool yo.

OMG i need to poop.

And i'm cramping.

And I'm irritable.

ZZZZ.

Excuse the DeviantArt username okay, must think of a cool one soon.

Yokoshy?

LICKMYTOENAILS?

rofl erm NOOBCAKE?

HAha talking rubbish now.

Miss my farty.

Farty = fatty who farts.

DEVIANTART UPLOADING VERY SLOW LEI TSK!

ZZZz.

Still waiting for the bloody last one lor zz.


10.30 LIAO LOR. TSK.




.WAKE UP YOUR IDEA...{ Saturday, September 22, 2007 }

Did not sleep well.

Tossed and turned and tossed and turned some more til 4am and woke up at 7am.

Really am very tired, honest.

Not due to lack of sleep, no.

Not even because my sister slapped me in her sleep.

Just tired of this; of you screwing up, even if you didn't mean to.

All of us are really tired.

Please change.

This is me talking to your apparently comatose idea.


WAKE UP.

PS - Your alarm rang, and I waited to see if you would wake. You did, and I suppose you're trying.




.ugh...{ }

YOU STUPID, STUPID, STUPID FUCK.




.Farts...{ Wednesday, September 19, 2007 }



It's a chinese song but please don't judge me.

Oh and speaking of chinese, this china girl came into the lan shop.

So I asked her, "Ni Yao Wan Duo Jiu?"

(How long do you want to play for? )

Then she stared at me for five seconds and said,

"Ni Ke Yi Jiang Hua Yu Mah ?"

(Can you please speak chinese? )

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.





.The evil that is ONLINE SHOPPING...{ Tuesday, September 18, 2007 }

Recently I've found myself drawn to the colour yellow.

Not dull, boring yellow, but loud, bright, attention-seeking yellow.

Not too sure why though.

Also, bought the boyfriend something online, hope it arrives soon (:

Chingy and Shuyi thinks it's weird/gross but I think he'll like it because, well, because he is weird and gross as well.

My phone has been comatose for quite a long time and I can't seem to find the time to get it repaired, mainly due to the fact that I've been working quite a lot.

The fact that I am working equates to me sitting in front of a computer connected to the internet which is connected to the evil that is blogshops.

I find myself helplessly drawn into this vicious, money-sucking habit. But of course, my willpower is no match for the pretty little tops and gorgeous shoes that are in abundance on the net.

Also, I've become a fat cow. Not that I am producing milk, no. More like I've mutated and grown 4 stomachs and am eating a lot. The boyfriend doesn't mind, but he only said that after I gave him the evil eye so I'm not really assurred.

I suppose there are worse things about becoming a cow, like lactating (ew) or eating grass, even. But let's all focus on the fatness here.

No matter. Marie France Bodyline shall be my best friend once I tip the scales at like, 120kg or something.

Also, I've noticed that in order for me to stray unto another topic, I usually use the word "also". Just a random thought.

Random things I want to get/do:

-Pay hp bill.

-Repay debt to boyfriend.

-Hoodie. Yellow, preferably.

-Canvas skimmers. Black, blue and of course, yellow ;P

-Yellow nail polish.

-Yellow Loungefly shirt.


-Yellow Cardigan.


-Watch No reservations.

-Watch Ratatouille .

-Watch Balls of Fury.

Heh.

Miss my fatty, and my dogs.

Oh and met Daniel the other day and caught I now pronounce you chuck and larry. It was fun, talked his ears off and then some and learned that there's a perverted side to him. Let me rephrase that. I meant, a MORE perverted side to Daniel. The movie was good, I thought.

Okay enough random thoughts.

Work tomorrow.

Again.

Moo GROAN.




.It's not looking good...{ Monday, September 17, 2007 }

I checked with Iris, and my next bus would be at 9.47 am and the next would be in 43 mins.

Madness.

Waited for a fucking long time for the bus, and managed a seat in one of those that face each other.

This idiot from saint hilda sec was sitting on the outer seat, and stretching out his legs.

I had to practically climb jump over.

Faggot.

And that fag SAW me press the fucking bell, and promptly closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, leaving his legs stretched out like a literal barricade.

Fuck him, that bloody faggot.

Oh and got off the bus, and this pervy looking uncle kept staring at me.

AND NOW, the bloody aircon repairman is giving me attitude.

Hello, i was just telling you which airconditioner was spoilt, you fag.

Someone told me, I have a low tolerence level.

Actually, I think it's just that I meet alot of shit heads.

And it's only 11.20 in the morning.

Can't wait to see how the rest of the day is gonna turn out.

I really hate inconsiderate people.

I was on the train the other day, and gave up my seat for this old lady. She thanked me, which was surprising. So anyway, got up, and this lady was leaning on the pole. The train was really crowded, mind. Was in an okay mood, so didn't prod her. Just dug my fingers into back, so she had to get off the pole, is all. It's not as bad as it sounds please -.= . Like, just grab the pole so she couldn't lean on it anymore.

Okay whatever, she's a smelly cunt anyway.

Oh and yesterday, this bunch of teenagers blocked mrt seats just cause they were standing in a group and talking about groping.

Amazing.

I think I have anger management issues. There are times where I feel like punching the shit out of some people.

Oh well.

Oh and my brother apparently got food poisoning after eating my sisters' cooking. HEH.

I ate it too, but I didn't get sick.

But I eat my own cooking, so I suppose that explains quite a lot. My stomach prolly invincible now. HAHA.

So anyway, my brother is puking/diarrhoea-ing his ass off at home, so I have to work and miss the class outing/stayover @ David's place, which is just sad, cause it's the first time my dad gave me permission to stay over at someone else's place.

Sigh.

But yesterday was pretty nice, got to see the boyfriend for quite a long while, plus got to eat baked rice, which was just yum.

Today isn't starting off well. I shall try not to punch anyone.

Oh and did I mention? My phone is still spoilt. So no pictures.




...{ Tuesday, September 11, 2007 }

It's all good.

not.

The sculpture isn't turning out well, my photoshop just restarted on me and i really want to just punch something.

I really can't describe how frustrated I am.

JOURNAL DUE TOMORROW FUCK.

SCULPTURE THURS, POSTERS THURS.

HAVE NOT STARTED ON POSTERS AND SCULPTURE IS FUCKING UP ROAR SCREAM CLAW BLAH BLAH TSK!!!

HARD DRIVE IS NOT WORKING AND I HAVE NO PICTURES AND I NEED PICTURES FOR MY JOURNAL TOMORROW I WANT TO HIT SOMETHING.

SQUASH MATCH TOMORROW CMI LA CHEEBONG.




.Push up bra for you, amosanus?..{ Sunday, September 9, 2007 }

am0s; says:
i need to pangsai

am0s; says:
i have been farting ever since we got back from dinner

am0s; says:
nonstop

am0s; says:
seriously

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
HAHA WTF

am0s; says:
yeah

am0s; says:
quite smelly

y o k o ( s h y ) says:
and i needed to know that because?

am0s; says:
um dunno

am0s; says:
thought it would make an interesting conversation topic

am0s; says:
HAHAHAHAH

=.- ..






...{ }

Today = Shaping the skeleton of my sculpture + buying switches and two big bottles of white glue + 2 plates of chicken rice plus extra rice please + 2 chicken wings + lots of torn newspaper + glue paste + water + gigantic big mess on the floor + exploding balloons + old songs + horrible singing + rocket boosters.

Was in school since 9am, got home at 11.30pm.

Madness.

Super tired, hunched over my sculpture for so long. tsk.

Oh and kept feeling hungry and time really really really flew by.

*PEW*

HAHA that was time flying.

Seriously, it felt like maybe 2 hours and suddenly EH 10PM LIAO AR PACK UP PACK UP OMG!

Sigh.

Was planning to start and possibly finish the 5 posters tomorrow, but I have to work.

Tired.

Oh and my phone is so fucked up, it only shows me a fucking white screen. But it still rings. And i can pick up. But there's nothing but white on the screen anyway.


Jo.sEpH says:
i only did like 6 wire hands

Jo.sEpH says:
then i dota-ed all day long

Jo.sEpH says:
o.O

Jo.sEpH says:
actually

Jo.sEpH says:
i wasted 2 hours trying to do paper mache

Jo.sEpH says:
which failed me terribly

Jo.sEpH says:
THEN i went to dota.

Jo.sEpH says:
to drown my sorrows

I swear i have the weirdest friends.

am0s; says:
***********@hotmail.com (Homan's email address)

am0s; says:
go add

Joseph says:
uh why?

am0s; says:
i dunno

am0s; says:
for fun

am0s; says:
sign him up for porn or something


Amos is truly an anus, see i have irrefutable proof you piece of shit. Sit on your sculpture then you know =.-

I'm just gonna sit here and let you accuse me of being an indecent "lazy" bum who refuses to work because "it's the tampines shift and not the toapayoh shift" and because apparently "you know me" and therefore I am not allowed to have work to do and therefore when I am doing projects I am at fault.

Oh Oh and not forgetting the fact that even though i offered to work, I'm still lazy and horrible because I am lying about having work to do because, well just because you know, as my sister, you what kind of person I am - and that's a horribly lazy selfish bitch.

And no la, I did not spend the last 14 hours doing my work crouched over cardboard and pasting minute strips of newspaper on it. Of course I was out with the boyfriend while he was having lessons and squash. Oh and I was totally watching movies and having fun out in town too!

Why? For no other reason besides the fact that I am a lazy, horrible, selfish person.

Whatever.

You obviously don't know me as well as I thought you did.

Sad isn't it?

Whatever.

Boyfriend I miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu today never see you so you must buy me flowerssssssssssssssssssss!!!

Tulips please ;P .

Sculpture skeleton done, now to fix up the switchboard, hair, features and to paint everything.

Oh and 5 posters as well as perspective drawings and journal entries and pictorial evidence to stick in the bloody journal and and i think thats it.

All.

On.

Thurs.


Sigh.

Glue all over my legs and arms.

And my ass as well.

TSK.




...{ Saturday, September 8, 2007 }

I used Amos' friendster account and posted a shoutout.

HAHAHAHA

SEE SEE SEE ---- > ANUS

Oh and my phone is dead.

The screen is totally white, nothing else can be seen.

TSK.

Back to workkkkkk omg I've been in school since nineeeee !!

I'm on Va-neh-neh right now. Don't think sick, that's just the name of Amos' Macbook.

OKAY BYEEE PAPER MACHE TIME TSK.




...{ Wednesday, September 5, 2007 }

I am at work.

I have a kinetic wire mobile sculpture to do, a exhibition space design and a 1M x 1M x 1M sculpture to plan / execute tomorrow.

I am really really really irritated.




.bleh...{ }



Today was a crappy day, really.

My hard drive disallowed me to put my edited files in. Had to borrow Christians' hard drive, but had to rush off halfway through printing to Toa payoh for squash competition. Checked via Iris, the next buses were in 8 mins and 13 mins. BUT it was like half an hour before the next bus came.

And woohoo, it packed back to back. I was lugging around TWO A2 sized boards, an A3 Journal and a squash racket as well. Got a seat, amazingly. Fell asleep for all of two minutes, woke up, and saw a pregnant lady beside me. pffft. Gave up my seat. She completely did not acknowledge me please pffft. whatever I've learnt not to expect it from Singaporeans anyway.

So anyway, got jostled around, and WOOHOOO TRAFFIC JAM !

Seriously.

Got to Toapayoh, practically ran in, and the lady at the counter said, " Yoko ? Your opponent isn't here. You get to walkover straight into the quarter finals".

*STABS SELF*

But I suppose getting into the quarter finals is a good thing, though I don't feel like I earned it. I'll prolly get raped in the quarter finals pffft.

Had to get back to school afterwards, to collect my printouts.

Got on the bus and what do you know, TRAFFIC JAM.

AGAIN.

Seriously wanted to just DIE.

Oh and there was a crying baby on the bus.

KILL ME NOW.

I miss my boyfriend ):

PFFT.

I got new retro shades the other day.


Cool yo.














SO MANY PIMPLES!





My Ebi Tempura sculpture lmao.








;P


I am normal okay.


BOTAK I MISS YOU ):


It's 2.26am.

And I'm still awake.

School at 9am tomorrow.

PUI.




...{ Monday, September 3, 2007 }

HAHA sorry la everyone 9am 9am 9am.

I only told you it was 8.30am out of the kindess of my heart, so nobody will be late.

HAHA please don't kill me if i'm late tomorrow okay HAHAHA ;P

Oh OH OH and played a squash match today. Got raped lmao. But it was fun, really (:

Played against, Ng Kai Ting, from SRJC. OMG she was killing me but i didn't feel that bad about losing, cause i sorta knew i would from the start.

But I had fun.

I can't believe i'm still smiling even though I lost at something. My competitive streak must be mellowing, all the boyfriends' fault la, his mellowness is passing on to me! NOOOO!

HAHAHA okay it's like 1.36 am and i'm still online which explains the weird random thoughts okay bye bye my boyfriend is fat and he guessed what his was present already SHIT LA =.- .




...{ Sunday, September 2, 2007 }

Perspective drawing tmr.

At 8.30am.

At Dhoby Ghaut mrt.

Don't be late, and bring your knives so we can stab the lecturer who wants to meet at such a crazy hour.

PUI.




.Silent intimacy, yum...{ }

Arms and legs and souls entwined,
fiery passion - our state of mind.
Breath for breath and kiss for kiss,

racing hearts, they live for this.


PS - bites.




.(:..{ }

Didn't go prawning after all, my dad was feeling tired.

Sigh.

Oh and the boyfriend won his squash match just now (:

My sister closed the car door on my leg, it's slightly bruised now. She thinks it's damn funny.
ZZZ.

Oh and my wire sculpture looks like shit.

Just the other day, I listed out your flaws in my head.

1. Loves maths way to much.

2. Has smelly feet. lol.

3. Is uber messy/ gross ( I found a week old cookie on his table ~_~ )

4. Doesn't bathe when he wakes up.

And .. that's it.

He has no temper to speak of, is neither physically nor verbally abusive, gets my lame jokes and throws shittier ones back at me and makes me laugh my ass off all the time.
He's caring and kind and understanding and considerate and loves me for who I am.

It's funny how making random lists in my head make me appreciate you more (:



Homan says:
I AM NOT FAT

Homan says:
I AM CUTE AND THIN AND... SPORTY

Homan says:
zzzzz

Yokoshy says:
ROFL.

I love my fatty bomb bomb (: