I are going to prawnfish later!

*prances around*

BUT the boyfriend isn't going cause he doesn't like fishing.

TSK.

"Catch my fall! ", my childhood cried.

I ran, I jumped, I stretched, I tried.

I really did.

I missed.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

I wish I had a computer to do my photoshopping/illustrating on. One that won't hang or won't save my files in a format that cannot be opened later on, like today.

I wish I didn't have to go work just so I can use the bloody illustrator there, although in the end I'm always too busy to get any work done.

I wish I were rich enough to get myself a macbook.

I wish the computers at home could support bloody illustrator.

I wish my sister would lend me her laptop, which happens to be the only one that won't hang on my ass when i'm doing a project. But she paid for it, so obviously she doesn't want other people touching it.

I wish you'd stop yelling at me.

I wish my earphones didn't die on me.

I wish to do my work in peace, without being asked to help out, without distraction, frustration at random hangings and hard drives randomly not working.

I wish you weren't so fucking vague, so fucking lazy and so fucking fucked up.

I wish you knew what you were doing, head of S Society my ass please.

I wish I knew what happens next.

I wish I had the keys.

I wish you would stop neglecting me.

I wish you were less busy.

I wish you'd prawnfish with me again.

I wish you'd eat the brownies I made.

I wish I didn't know what would solve all these, cause knowing just makes me more desperate for everything to right itself.

I feel like kicking everyone.

Stop yelling at me.

EAT MY FUCKING BROWNIES DAMNIT.

They're good, my brother thinks.

I wish this overwhelming helplessness would just fuck off.

And I hope it brings the rain, her wind, the trees, long hair, short-lecturers-who-make-slackers-look-hardworking and my blisters with it.

Oh and fuck this monsoon season shit.

*STABS DLHC*

tsk.

cannot meh cannot meh cannot meh cannot meh?

Very lousy meh very lousy meh really very lousy meh?

I'm trying i'm trying i'm trying my hardest GOD DAMN IT.

Some encouragement would be nice, you know.


))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):

and he pronounces my blog name as yokopoops.

YOKO. POOPS.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

My boyfriend is blogging beside me.

He just bought his S$2400 lappie.

@(*#U(*@@!#)@*(# !!

Oh, and have you seen his blog? His sentences run on and on and on and and on and on as if they're in a marathon.

LOL.

So when i look left , his screen is just like an entire wall of words.

heh.

Met Shaunying yst, had a pretty fun time (:

Shaun is like super anal about his PSP but Ziying obviously doesn't give a shit lol.

Oh and she has a new macbook !

Everyone around me suddenly has a lappie. Benjishy, grace, joleong90, christian, boyfriend and now ziying. So not pleased okay.

I ARE WANT MACBOOK TOO!

EH BOYFRIEND ! TMR OUR ANNIVERSARY LEI!

*SUPER BIG HINT*

LOL.

Lalala this is just a randomly random post.

No school tmr, but I think i'm going back to do stuffs anyway.

Amos thinks ghost flew away with our mounting boards. I'm not sure whether to laugh or just kill him.

AALXYLJLLCT

HAHA DAVEORAWK, acronym for you to figure out. LMAO.

Oh and the boyfriend is learning french.

Sexy shiattttt.

Et je l'aime.

HEHEHE ;P

Got to see the boyfriend today.

Finally.

*Prances around*

Left my sculpture in class and went for lunch. Came back and found that some cockster itchyhanded it and part of it broke off. Super annoyed.

Oh and it rained on my sculpture as well.

TSK.

Can't sleep, made some noodles. Which turned out super rubbery. Prolly gonna shit out haviannas or tyres or something tomorrow.

Which will be damn funny.

Yoko shitting out Yokohamas.

"EH MA, HELP ME LEI I CANNOT FLUSH THESE TYRES DOWN LEI HOW AR?"

AND I ARE WANTING A HOODIE.

So i won't have to wrestle with my brother for the Topman jacket.

This is so gorgeous.


Yummy yummy yummy.

Oh and I saw a few at pull and bear, also as gorgeous.

The lining inside was sooooooooooooooo soft, like someone had plucked little baby clouds out of the sky and stuffed them inside.

*smiles dreamily*

HAHA in reality someone probably stripped a poor cotton plant of all it's assets, but who gives a shit, really ? That doesn't make it any less soft, now does it?

Price was also gorgeous, of course.

I owe the boyfriend money, thus have not been shopping. Like, at all.

Except monitor shopping la. Which is like window shopping, but online. HAHAHa.

Ack. tummy feels weird.

Have to cut 100 rectangles out of a foam board tomorrow.

It's official, I hate my lazy-ass teacher who has yet to return the assignment given like 2 months ago.

TSK.

OI DON'T PLAGARISE LEI OR I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!

TSK x 70000000000000000000000 !!!!!!

Shitload of pictures, been keeping them since like, when I made the chocolate kisses. LMAO.

Anyway, paper making today. I wanted to make scented paper, and experimented with mixing fruit rinds and juice into the pulp. Hopefully, the smell will not dissapate anytime soon.

Basically lots of basin/blender hogging, annoying much.

Stayed behind to cut up my boards, which I really really really really really suck at.

Also, David branded my jeans. He spilt pulp-loaded water unto my entire left leg, thus soaking my jeans + shoes in mango juice.

Now I can like, totally brag. Like, OMG I've MANGO JEANS OKAY!

TSK.

ALSO, Benjishy keeps his nipples in his pocket, has a rocket and charges $13 bucks an hour.

Amos has orange nipples and looks amazingly like the merlion when he wears his hairband - that's right - HAIRBAND.

OH, and I impaled the roof of my mouth with tapioca chip edges - damn pain X seven hundred thousand.

Did not get to see my boyfriend today.

Also sabo-ed chingy and i think she wants to kill me. Oh and she hates my fruit juice ):

THREE MORE JOURNAL UPDATES for class tomorrow, TSK.

Oh and completed my sculpture ystday, sat on my ass for six hours.

Ok, pictures pictures pictures.





gigantic kisses.





THIS IS SKIN FROM PEIXING'S NOSE. GROSS SHIT LMAO.


He reminds me of chingy here. dunno why.





DAD


Sculpture with blindfold on.


Sculpture without. HAHA big difference.


Original Sculpture 2.


Messy room.


Process work


Finished sculpture











WAHAHAHAH !





Benji's rocket.LMAO.








Orange nipples lmao.





OH and Amos lost his rubber. Did you see it?

LMAO.

It must have varnished into Joseph.

HAHAHA just like how I'm about to varnish too.

This is the varnishing point.

HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry this post is neck deep in inside jokes.

*POOF*

That was me, varnishing ;P

"Why? Are you in a hurry to display them?"

WTF smelly cunt.

When was that assignment? And you haven't returned it to us it's been what, 2 months already?

You're like laziness personified please don't talk cock with me.

SCOFF.

Am tired, irritated and cramping like shit.

Got a B for an assignment, really am not pleased, everyone else got like A wtf.

Paper making next week, been doing my research - can't wait.

Sculpture making tmr - no comments, not yet anyway.

HOMAN ZARANTHUSHRA SHOTA ARANIAR BOA I miss you ):

Am craving toasted bread, not too sure why.

*prances around*

For what, I have no idea.

School today, rocked my socks off.

First lesson - had to make two sculptures. One, we had to make with a blindfold on. Then we had to make a replica and compare both sculptures.

and oh my god what a gigantic difference.

I was attempting to make a dinasaur, but it turned out like rat =.-

sigh.

Oh and remember this?

O roses roses, the roses that i scorn, of perilous love and bloody thorns.
Yet every metaphor, before their beauty, speechless became,
Embrace embrace, fondle i will, these deadly roses;
Every mimosa, in her radiance, cries in shame,

To death, To death, bleed i will, for her divine kisses.

I just thought it was kinda ironic.

But i miss you, nevertheless, all the more.

I are in no mood to blog.

Massive headache, and i'm judged as judgemental.

Oh and school at 9am tomorrow.

Sometimes, I worry about my brother.

Other times, I just want to box him.

Today was one of the other times.

And did i mention I have a headache?

Many many many many NS guys at the lan shop today, due to some NSF shears bridge run registration in the hall beside us.

"WAH LAO EH YOKO, WHY SO MANY HOMANS HERE TODAY?!", said a regular.

Heh. Too bad the original botak isn't here today.

Sigh.

My headache says fuck you bring it down yourself.

Thank you chingy, amos, david, lyddiepoks, zinc.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUGUS!!

(I'd spell out your full name, but I don't know how - Suriyato or something ar ? lol)

AND AND I AM SO HUNGRY :(

Just now, i saw an old lady gyrate to music in a mass line-dancing event at toa payoh central.

My eyes are still burning right now.

Oh yeah, why can't I have normal bus rides anymore??

Booger flicking uncles, and ah beng/lian bung fights - more tmr!

NOW VERY TIRED LA, WHAT YOU WANT?!

NOT HAPPY AR?

LAI LA!

hahaha sleep deprivation is obviously getting to me.

i just ate two plates of rice + a can of soup.

i need :

green tea ice cream and soft shell temaki and beef stew and cream of asparagus soup and crusty bread rolls and baked rice and fried fish and chawanmushi and waffles with ice cream and chilli crab and fried man tous and sotong mee and fried rice and scrambled eggs and char kuat tiao and satay and i can't think of anything else.

i think i am a mood eater.

oh and bacon's good too.

i don't want to fail ):

hello.

I lost my thumbdrive, which contained all my Digital Essential assignments + exercises.

More specifically, I went to Xorex ( the print shop outside Design Block ), and got my postcards printed, and after cutting them up, went to pay up and get my thumbdrive back.

But the lady said she'd placed it on the table and yet it was nowhere to be found. She said someone took it. Well duh, it grew legs and ran off meh?

Am very pekcek, couldn't hand up shit except the mockup of my postcards, and might possibly fail cause apparently the lecturer isn't supposed to mark on mockup alone as it might have been done by someone else.

Gave the woman my number, she said she'd call if someone came to return it.

She hasn't called, and i might fucking fail.

I was trying not to panic but i just kept crying hysterically into the boyfriends shoulder.

and and and ..

perhaps i was too harsh, but it was just a joke, to keep myself from going into hysterics.

You took it the wrong way, said something spiteful.

Don't talk about what you don't understand.

You really think I'd rather work than try to complete my assignment?

Why don't YOU try refusing my dad?

Try it.

Go ahead.

I'd love to see you get your ass verbally kicked to japan.

To him, no school = time to help out = if you don't help out, you're an ingrate.

And my parents work non-stop, so I help out, to take a little load off if i can.

And fuck it, YOU try MAKING POSTCARDS IN A LAN SHOP, WITH IDIOTS CROWDING AROUND YOU AND SOMEONE APPEARING AT THE COUNTER EVER MINUTE.

YOU TRY, AND TELL ME IF YOU CAN DO IT.

If you can, i'll chop my ass off and serve it to you on a silver platter.

I just call myself a slacker, cause i won't have to explain shit, and it gives everything a humorous edge, to take my mind off things.

So now you know, so don't fucking shoot your mouth off - cause you're not juggling shit.

I'm sorry for what I said, for provoking you - but you have no right to talk about what you don't know shit about.

and omg i'm going to fail ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):

Thanks joseph, for bringing your lappie - i appreciate you dragging your (late) ass down.

Thanks boyfriend, for letting me use your sleeve as a tissue.

oh fuck please don't let me fail ):

Amos is a cheapo, Christian is slightly gay and my boyfriend plays netball.



Also, four more postcards due in two days, I do not have Adobe Illustrator and I am going to panic in about two seconds.



Did I mention my boyfriend plays netball?



Oh yeah, I shot Ziying, told on my brother and held a piece of skin from Peixing's nose.

I haven't seen the boyfriend in two days, sigh x 3019238 ):

Oh ya, I'm watching a man kiss a dead girl on TV.

Gross shit.

Four out of 10 rings pending, the feeling is super shiok (:

See see see --> ZOMGOODNESS!

Grin grin grin (:

But but, have not started on me postcards.

SHIAT.

Daveorawk !


Daniel + sadako





I LIKE THIS ONE. HAHAHA!





Never has daniel been any whiter!


Shaun and his bloody knee.


This is creepy shit, as is the subject. LOL, right joesph? LMAO.


Daveo, being creepy as well ;p


This looks better when it's smaller. ;p


Zinc, myself, and the raisin warrior.


that's all folks.

am coughing so hard, my lungs might just explode.

Yesterday was, in general, a majorly crappy day.

Yours truly woke up really early and got her ass down to clementi at 9.30am to meet Haris, to make palm-sized chocolate kisses.

That piece of shit, snoozed til 10am before he came to pick me.

@(#*&@(#&@(#* !

Also, met his mom.

No comments, though she had many, obviously.

Shan't elaborate.

But but, the chocolate kisses turned out all right. We just melted down cadbury bars and shaped them into something that resembled poop - but with paper sticking out.

I made two giant kisses for Shaunying, and 3 (big?) mini kisses. lol. i'm talking relatively okay, they were about, say, 3/4 palm size?

On one of the slips of paper, i wrote "Haris Sucks", repeatedly.

I gave the kisses to my boyfriend, who froze them. He later complained that the paper was stuck in it and he "ate a little bit of Haris."

LMAO.

Caught Rush hour 3, which i honestly felt cheated me of two hours of precious time with the boyfriend, because he's busy with Uni and all, and it wasn't that funny.

ALSO, the crappiest things always happen to me, i swear.

I took the train to work, and it was, say, 6/8 crowded. Was reading a book, and when it got to my stop, I followed the stream of people out the door.

BUT, this fat koala-woman hybrid just stopped suddenly and clung to the bloody pole, thus entirely blocking my way because she was so pudgy. So I was like excuse me, and she didn't fucking budge. So i just pushed my way through and that stupid alarm sounded, signalling the closing of the doors. So i rushed out and bloody hell my ring latched on to a malay girl's earphones and i dragged it out the MRT with me.

When I turned around to hand it to her, the doors closed.

fan-fucking-tastic, really.

She mouthed at me to wait there, which I did, and she came back to take it.

Seriously damn pissed off.

Have not started on my project, am having a majorly massive headache and am missing the boyfriend.

Also, the throat itches and i feel like beating my brother up.

and what the fuck, i just coughed so hard i peed a little.

Picture heavy, you've been warned.





Christian, who has creepy fingers.


Anus.


LOL. Joseph will love this.


BOTAKKKK














Lunch at Ikea (:


Joanna Leong.


BenjiShy.


Amos' Mistress.


And my fave, Chingy + SPIDERPIG! HAHA!


Chingy has cool hair. LOL.


The Meetup.

















Nose bridge contrast rofl.





black man.


Augus. wtf is zinc doing at the back?


DANIEL's NEW HAIR!


Shaun's in shock.





GRIN GRIN.








I like this.


OI WHAT YOU DOING?!








Money and the brain. rofl.


Honey why are you staring at his ass?


The next top model. roflmao dies.


Sweep her off her feet.


Can't get enough to eat?


what rhymes with eaT? haha. we, erm, can't be beat? LMAO.


I want to grab her .. teat? HAHAHAHAH~


On his head, she took a leak?


And now, botak's asleep. HAHA I AM POET HEAR ME ROAR. LMAO.


They have matching feet?


Can't think of any more rhymes. HAHA.


Augus has nice hairrr.





i likey this photo.


The Singapore All Blacks. LOL.


The boyfriend is a pro foosballer btw. who knew?!





This freaking looks like a studio shot cause of how he sticks out against the bg. LMAO.

















LOLOLOL


ROFL.


BOOBS!





...


Now you don't see him ....


NOW YOU DO! HAHA!! NEENJA~~


Hello love (:











Classic~





Haris WTF.








LOL.

















<3


omg finally.

stupid com kept hanging.

I've been at this for about 2 and a half hours, dammit.

I tend to bring out their inner camwhores, do i not? LMAO <3.