i'm sickkkkkkkk.

Eyes are tired and achy, nose is numb and my upper lip feels like it's burning.

I am seriously not pleased.

My brain juice has been tainted by mucus.

Oh yeah, before i forget -

MOHAMMED HARIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

I tried to get directions to NUS from him and that bugger gave me instructions - for the other direction.

@(*#!@)(*#)!@(#*)(@!#

If I wasn't such a genius, I'd have been lost.

PIECE OF SHITTTTTT.

I suppose I should thank you for keeping me entertained then.

..

Thanks.

( But you're still an assholeeee ;P )

You're every minute of my everyday.

And I can't believe that you're my man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.
Whatever comes our way we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.

You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're every song, and I sing along.

Cause you're my everything (:

Queued for donuts.

Coffee cream + Toasted almonds + donut base = heaven in a box.

Perhaps that is why my throat is dying.

Also, where the fuck is my check?

Am super annoyed - hate sore throats.

The boyfriend bought me the cutest thing ever.

<3.

ALSO - water output > water input = prunisation.

HOR, FATTY?

Watched The Simpsons with Amos, Christian, Joseph and David today.

Bloody good movie.

* dum dum dum dum dum dum dum Spyyyyyyyyyy derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pigggggggggggggggggggggg*


HAha okay sorry. If you didn't watch it you won't get it. You'll prolly just think i've gone nuts.

Anyway, best animation movie I've seen so far, furthur bolstered by the fact that I was throwing popcorn at Amos, who by the way, has grown three of the HUGEST pimples i've ever seen at the corner of his mouth. OVERNIGHT TOO !

Wonder what he has been eating?

(JOSEPH, PERHAPS? HAHA)

OI AMOSANUS, words to live by - BETTER OUT THAN IN !

They are both going to murder me tomorrow if they see this.

But, who cares? The propaganda is sooooo worth it.

HA ;P.

Also, FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY got to squash.

And I loved every single sweaty minute of it.

Ran about 1.6km, legs are dying.

Miss the boyfriend, manda and ziying.

oh and lyddiepoks, blackman, shaunie and daniel ( who has a fishing rod?) as well.

Going to eat with my dad later,which of course, equates to good food at the cost of nothing.

YAY!

AND AND OMG I AM REALLY STARVING I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE LUNCH IN SCHOOL WHICH WAS LIKE AT NOON OR SOMETHING.

I think my stomach has cannabalistic urges, seeing how I'm about to die from the pain.

CAN'T.

THINK.

STRAIGHT.

NEED.

FOOD.

AMOS.

IS.

AN.

ANUS.

NEED.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

*dies*

I'll try to blog every sunday, so as to keep this blog in a coma, so to speak, rather than let it rot and die a horrible lonely death.

Every post shall be a horcrux, a piece of it's soul ..

HAHA can you tell I've been reading Harry Potter? It was good, really!

Like so-good-you'd-risk-getting-stones-in-your-bladder-cuz-you-refuse-to-pee-just-to-try-and-finish-it kind of good.

Slept at 6am (thanks to the book), brain is turning into mush and my boyfriend has an egg-shaped head.

Random, I know.

Okay fine, I'll move on to something substantial okay?

Last Friday was the end of Block 2.

Which meant all projects had to be handed in by then. What ensued that morning was major rushing to finish everything, getting them printed in the inexplicably superduper crowded print shop, then mounted and pinned and displayed.

Basically - chaos, disorder and tension so tangible, you could press your face in it, turn horribly blue and suffocate to death.

Other events that could have possibly caused death that friday :

1. Printing the wrong poster for Chingy.

2. Cutting up Graces' project by accident, a la AMOSANUS.

3. Insulting David so he won't touch up your poster and thus resulting in your failure.

4. Almost getting shot by the booger that flew out of Davids' left nostril - it was like death missed me by an inch. HAHA.

5. Getting seen copying your mindmaps from said booger-shooter by the teacher.

and I think that's it.

One of the projects to be handed in that day was an Ideation Project, one that required you to make gift wrap, consisting of symbols.

Stupid girl that I am, chose to draw a rat-cheese hybrid the size of the nail on my thumb because I'd forgotten I'd have to cover the entire surface of an A3 drawing block with little mutant cheeserats.

Oh.

My.

God.

Me being the super genius that I am, tried making a stamp out of foam and styrofoam. But the details were so minute that it was really impossible to cut out.

Then it hit me, that I'd have to draw them by hand.

*dies*

My teenage-mutant-ninja-cheese-rats, each consisted of a pair of eyes, ears, a tail, 6 whiskers and 7 holes in the cheese.

Have no idea what the fuck i was thinking, to put SEVEN bloody holes in it.

Five hours of sitting on my ass hunched over a minute glass table, I now give you ..

THE CHEESY-EST GIFT WRAP YOU HAVE EVER SEEN !



That's actually:

168 rats

336 eyes

1008 whiskers

1176 fucking HOLES in the cheese.



No prizes for guessing what I counted to get to sleep that night.

I find this post quite lacking in content/humor.

I had 20938102381 rat/mouse/rodent puns in my head while I was drawing them mutant cheeserats, but I was too tired to blog and now I can't think of any.

Rats. ( HAHA ;P )

Strangely enough, I want to watch Ratatouille.

HAHA.

Oh yeah, I just chanced upon two blogs proclaiming love of the deepest kind for my (retch) brother.

Actually I don't think it's just two. There are more fans/ex-girlfriends/current girlfriends out there, I'm pretty sure.

I wonder what would happen if someone ratted ( sorry, they're all coming back to me now ~) on him. Not that I will, of course, since i'm so nice, but it would be like the OC, except that it's more like a love chiliagon ( 1000-sided-polygon ;P ) than a love triangle though.

Also, I realised they seldom have photos of him. i guess that makes him harder to trace? HAHAHA.

OKAYYY random picturess :


AssholeJoseph, David, Chingy ~











We've drifted and it sucks.


MR CHUA; thank you.





XY & Roseanne.


CAUGHT GAMBLING! David looks so happy, BIG 2 is his favorite game. LOL.


And saving the best for last ..


SAY CHEESE ~!!



HAHA i crack myself up really.

CIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo~~~

wish you were here.

EDWARD WEERADAT VONGSLAI



DANIEL YEO GHIM SIM



HARIS aka BLACKMAN !


OI WHERE HAVE YOU ALL BEEN MEET UP SOON ~

also ..














Where has everyone gone?

Have been busy with projects and shit.

Stuff left to be done:

1. 10 mindmaps + 10 recflections

2. Mount photos for photography assignment 4

3. Finish History of Graphic design poster draft in full colour

4. KILL MYSELF

Oh yes, my dad thanked me.

For that, I shall refrain from killing myself.

By the way, the only reason I'm blogging is cause I'm at work now. And i'm obviously using blogging as an excuse not to touch my mindmaps.

Also, am awaiting the arrival of AMOS(ANUS), who so kindly agreed to print and deliver my photos here.

Actually, it was more like blackmail.

I will keep my side of the bargain, don't worry Amos.

I won't tell David that you were farting non-stop in his room yesterday, no I won't, because I am nice and kind.
HAHAHA ;P .

Am in need of peeing.

Watched Harry potter with the family @ 1am on friday.
The only thing that kept my awake was the constant commentary from either side of me.
Also, WHY AM I ALWAYS SANDWICHED BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND SISTER DURING A MOVIE?!

I swear they cannot shut up, they have to like, give unnecessary comments like :

" WAH EH LUNA LOVE GOOD IS DAMN HOT!"

" I thought she's supposed to have a toadface? "

" GIMME SOME OF YOUR SAUSAGE LEI! "

" OMG VOLDEMORT SO UGLY ~! "

" Hermione is HOT ~! "

" POPCORN ! "

" Don't you think LUNA is HOT?! "

" WHY NOT? "

" OMG SHE"S BLOND TOO !"

" Did i mention LUNA is HOT?"

*dies*

Honestly rubbish movie - Transformers pwned it like 12098310920 times.

Spent most of Friday taking photos, eating chicken rice and suaning Amos.

Have not been squashing, which sucks.

Also, been reading STOMP. I think it's okay to complain about inconsiderate commuters once in awhile or something, but VAHLAO have you seen the sheer amount of petty articles about - OMG SHE ATE IN THE TRAIN AND OMG SHE SAT ON THE FLOOR ( complete with pictures and long paragraphs of outrage of course ) - it's really overkill.

I mean, I know it's wrong and everything, but after you blog about it 1093809123801 times, it kinda seems petty and stupid cuz if you're really that upset, you should just go up to them and tell them off LIKE I JUST TOLD OFF THIS CUNTS-OF-A-BITCHES THAT JUST CALLED ME STUPID.

Stupid gits just asked for three computers when there were only two of them, and these buggers like to bring in those that have been banned before, so i asked him where the last person was, and he was all like " na bien la, ben dan." ( means over there, stupid ).

And there wasn't a single person at the place where he pointed at.

Stupid fuck.

I told him not to be so fucking rude, the smelly git.

Like, HELLO you've prolly got 10 out of 300 for your PSLE and an IQ of 3 which is prolly why you're in NT now and hang around stupid twits like yourself !

Seriously, I hate twits like these. They think they are the shit, like ZOMG I Can tyPe LikE dIS WoRZX So CoOlXzX MaNnxZXzx ~~ ( SQUIGGLY SIGN x 12093810293 ) BaoOoBeiRRr wOo aiii Ni 1314 NoRhXzx~~~ ( again with the squiggly signs ).

FUCK OFF!

Not only does it cause myopia, handcramps ( i know because i used to type like that, THE HORROR!) as well as instant dislike from people who type properly, you also establish yourself as a loser who'll prolly fail N' levels and go straight into ITE (unless you finally wake up, like some of my friends who actually plan for their future) and of course, drop from ITE and thus will find yourself unable to hold down a stable job for more than a month.

I suppose I am stereotyping, but hey, 90% of twits do just that, so there.

GOD I HATE TWITS.

I feel like telling that idiot, " OI BOY, HIPPOPOTAMUS !! " and watch him convulse on the floor.

I mean, Hippopotamus has FIVE syllabols for god's sake, I seriously doubt his brain ( if you can call that miniscule rotting thing between his ears a brain) can take it.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand.

As I was saying, just go and freaking tell them off or something! Why take pictures in secret and complain and complain? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, SILLY GITS.

Argh, am obviously in a bad mood now, thanks to that stupid fuckhead.

( 5 min interval )

Okay, feeling better now, coerced a couple of kids to play 4 hours each instead of the 2 that they initally wanted.

DAMN I'M GOOD. HAHA.

I <3 regulars. They aren't rude and assholey plus you can always coerce them into spending more money ;P

Wow this is a long post.

I've had this window open since like an hour ago, and I haven't stopped blogging since.

Shit I really have to do my work soon if not i'll have to chiong tonight til like 4 am.

My dad's been in a pretty good mood,my sister the exact opposite and mine's been just swinging like mad.

I always feel like a child being punished when she's in a bad mood, like when a parent ignores his/her child when he's been caught eating all the candy ( it wasn't me, i swear! ).

I feel like eating sushi right now. hmmmm.

The boyfriend is having a squash match right now, hope he wins (:

and did I mention i need to pee?

Amos still isn't here, but he says his pictures are better than mine.

Stupid ass.

May change my layout if I'm bored.

Have ran out of random things to say for now.

Thus, BiEe BiEe NoRhxzZz SEee EuUUU LateRX maNXZZXzxxzzx ~~~~~~

MY SISTER IS VERY CHIO!



She's also very nice and sweet and kind.

Which means she'll finally lend me her espirit bag when I ask her later tonight.

Right?

RIGHT??

HAHA shit why do I get the feeling that this isn't going to work ?

I don't even know who you are anymore.

It's like POOF, you disappeared and got replaced by this horrible tyrannical thing.

You go on and on and on about how I make you sad and disappoint you and how I'm basically a useless piece of crap and it just never ends.

I feel like you're just waiting for chances to pounce on us.

Why can't you appreciate me?

I quit squash to help out after school and I rarely go out. I work weekends, weekdays and you can't even call it work because I don't take pay.

I really am trying my best but somehow I always end up as an ungrateful, lousy twerp in your eyes.

And to think I used to be your favorite.

You break my heart, Dad.