Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.
.100plus makes me fart...{ Saturday, June 30, 2007 }
10pm at Ngee Ann Poly tonight, everyone.
PS - DANIEL YOU LAZY BITCH @(#*&@#*!!
.Which to bury - us or the hatchet ?..{ }
What happened to us ?
.Renaissance...{ Wednesday, June 27, 2007 }
School is incredibly boring these days.
How boring?
Well, I have nothing to blog about.
So there, I rest my case.
Or it might be because I'm currently distracted by the baby on TV that's shaking his booty.
HAHA wtf is wrong with advertisements nowadays man?
The boyfriend bought a DS Lite ( WOOHOO! ), I've spent a bomb on art stuff and ( insert interesting shit that has happened here) .
It's blank because nothing happened.
ZZZ.
Oh well.
David looks lecherous here. LMAO.
The brownie i made.LMAO.
Furthur evidence showing that i can't cook.
Slightly psychotic classmates.
It's our sixth month anniversary today (:
I love you (:
.Amos(anus) has a fanbag, right David?..{ Friday, June 22, 2007 }
Brownie baking yesterday, for we were one player short and couldn't play mahjong.
Pffft.
The batter was amazingly delicious, and the brownies turned out well.
Amazing, I know.
As for the icing, well, let's just say it was meant to be really chunky. It actualy managed to look like balachan.LOL. Anus liked it though, but then again Anus is really weird.
Oh yes! Am doing shameless advertising by asking you to check out:
Do not be fooled by how normal they look. You have been warned. LOL. Quite a few of them are missing from that picture though. HEh.
Jolene HOW dropped by the lanshop ZOMGWTFBBQ!! Was quite surprised to find a golden haired monkey strolling into my lan shop. HAHAHA.
Please don't kill me you know you are love meee <3.
AND I MISS YOU LYDDIEPOKS!!
On another note, I'm sorry to everyone who has tried to call me. I have this annoying habit of leaving my phone where I can't hear it ring. HEh. Obviously have to rectify this should I wish not to miss any of the boyfriends' calls.
Two more days til I can see my botak!
Hurry on home, sweets ):
.ZOMGOODNESSWTFBBQ!..{ Tuesday, June 19, 2007 }
KILL
ME
NOW!
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG I MISSED HIS CALL FROM HONGKONG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
))))))))))))):
sobs.
ARGH.
Shan't cry over spilt milk ( or in this case, a phone call from the boyfriend who I won't see til saturday which i have been waiting for all morning *sniff* )
zzz.
MapleStory is being a bitch and a pain in my ass. I can't patch them manually because bloody maplestory has not RELEASED the godamned patch file on their website, even though you can still play if it autopatches, which some of my computers cannot do.
*stabs computer*
Not that I play maplestory ( but the bf does. at 21 years of age. LOL), but the people at the lan shop love it.
And I have so many mozzie bites i just might die from bloodloss.
PS - ZOMG I cannot believe I missed the call T_T.
PPS - ZOMG KILL ME T_T
PPPS - Edward just offered to kill me. Should I be worried -__-" ?
.Mika makes me merry ( ZOMG alliteration! )..{ }
HAHA this song makes me hyper, so fascinatingly gay it is.
The boyfriend has flown away to hongkong, land of the condensed milk man ( sorry, inside joke ;P). SOB. I stupidly refused to take his PSP and now I'm so bored my ass is singing to entertain itself. Sigh. Am gonna blog a little more frequently during this period of time so as to keep him updated cause he's only gets to call me once a day and I might not remember who pissed me off, what they did and what methods I'm gonna kill them off with.
While we're on the subject of people who piss me off, Eugene is a dickface. You know, the shortfart miniscule ahbeng wannabe from the lan shop? He was smoking outside the lan shop and kept talking to me while I was unlocking the doors. Now my hair smells like smoke.
ARGH. Very pissed. Then he had to bloody nerve to swear at me. I reminded him that he owed me 4 bucks and he swore at me. ZOMG.
" wah lao, cheebai, 4 dollar only mah!"
I am the lan shop girl and thus cannot swear back.
How sad is that?
sigh.
But of course I swore back la.
"FUCK YOU, UNDERSTAND? KNOW HOW TO SPELL UNDERSTAND OR NOT, YOU UNDERDEVELOPED MORONIC ASSWIPE?"
At least, that's what happened in my mind. HAHA.
He just walked by the counter and told me, "You see that guy ( points to random guy ? He just now diao me lei! Diao me WOR! I go and gan him then he got nothing to say liao."
All while grinning like an idiot.
By the way, diao and gan both mean fuck in hokkien.
So, erm, he fucked you and you went and fucked him speechless?
WOW.
Someone tell me why.
WHY DOES GOD PUNISH ME SO, BY FORCING ME TO LISTEN TO ANNOYING RANDOM BRAINLESS BANTER TOLD TO ME BY RANDOM IDIOTIC AHBENG WANNABES WHO ARE SO SHORT THEY ARE ALMOST MIDGETS??
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEE??
Pardon me, mika motivates mirthfulness in me ( ZOMG MORE ALLITERATION!).
HAHA.
Random fact: the boyfriend's mum rocks.
She speaks very little english and I speak very little chinese. Okay screw that, i can barely complete a sentence in chinese. The boyfriend plays translator when we want to speak to each other. HAHA.
ZZZ I miss my boyfriend already, and he hasn't been gone more than 4 hours. Sigh.
He's coming back on saturday, in case you're wondering.
Which seems like an eternity. Sigh.
Oh yeah, my mom cannot affort to pay me so therefore I am working for free.
*stabs self*
Sigh.
School is starting soon, can't wait to go back and suck at drawing.
Sadly, David has left the ranks of people-who-draw-like-shit because he has been taking super expensive drawing lessons (which he hates). But the point is, David can draw now - the bastard! HAHA.
Shall run him through with a drawing pencil soon.
Okay, more updates later should annoying ahbeng-midget-boy here decide to irritate me furthur.
.Cathay Pacific took my boyfriend away. (sigh)..{ }
Love is waking up at 5 in the morning and making your way to Changi Airport just to get a last glimpse of your boyfriend before he gets on a plane to HongKong.
Have a safe trip, sweets <3.
PS- I'm missing you already (sob).
.My mom is insane, I think...{ Sunday, June 17, 2007 }
I shall update before everyone starts spamming me to send them pictures.
HEH.
So anyway, last friday we celebrated the Godfather's birthday with a kinky (not to mention very expensive) dinner, a movie, ice skating and great friends ( I'm talking about myself, of course).
We being Daniel, Daniel's girlfriend Meiyern( how to spell ar?), Ziying, Homan, Edward, Sam and myself, of course.
Went to jurong to ice skate and ZOMG there were so many people there! The boyfriend did not know how to skate, and I laughed at him the entire morning, only to find upon reaching that I'd forgetten how to skate too. HEH.
I used Daniel as free transportation around the rink. He'd skate past me, I'd grab his arm and WEEE free ride. HAHAHA. We made bets one who'd fall first, and that person would have to pay 10% of the dinner bill.
Shaun stumbled in the middle of the rink, but didn't fall.
Daniel was like, "HAHA FALL FALL FALL !! 10%!"
And Shaun replied, "NO LOR I NEVER FALL I'M JUST STUMBLED LOR!"
Then he fell.
HAHAHAHA.
OKAY I know I'm very mean to laugh but it was damn funny okay! HAHA.
He wounded his knee, arm, and his head. HAHA.
He stuck a plaster on the wound at his knee, and it wouldn't stick at first because he was too hairy. HAHAHAHA.
Seriously.
HAHAHA.
Went for dinner at The Cosplay Cafe at CHIJMES. Why was it kinky, you ask? All the waitresses are dressed in french maid uniforms. HAHA. You can bet Shaun ( and the rest of the guys as well ) was damn happy. AHAHA. The food was skimpy, but pretty good.
Caught Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer right after that. Daniel sent Meiyern home and was super super late. AHAHA. Like he arrived when the show was half over. AHAHA.
It was a pretty good show really. I felt it was kinda draggy, but everyone else seemed to like it alot. I thought Jessica Albas' eyes looked abit weird though. Hmm.
Okay, pictures:
Shaun's wounded knee.
Look at Dan's expression. LOL.
Shaun, Ziying and my boyfriend's PSP.
EARWAX o.O
He's a rugby player. He'll kick your butt. HAHA.
Daniel's big red .. bag. HAHA.
Chiobu~
@ Cosplay Cafe.
Daniel+meiyern ( I DUNNO HOW TO SPELL HER NAME! )
Don't ask me why he's slapping himself. HAHA.
Edward + Sam.
The vegetarian eating .. fish & chips ? LMAO irony.
Black surfer? HAHAHA.
The fat surfer?? HAHAHA.
He punches her..
Shaun humps him..
And kicks his ass.
She doesn't look impressed. HAHA.
He looks mighty pleased with himself though. HAHA.
Us (:
<3.
ZOMG my fingers are sore from all the copying and pasting of pictures.
byebye ;P .
PS - HARIS YOU WERE MISSED, CHICKEN WITHOUT FEATHERS THAT YOU ARE ;P .