This song is annoying the crap out of my brother.
Why else do you think I have it on repeat ;P ?

Caught the number 23 today with Daniel, Haris and the boyfriend.
It was a little draggy but intriguing still.
It's been too long since we last met up.
Had fun many many =).

Annihilated Haris' braincells today as well.

Double kill, thank you very much ;P.

You see, Homan's surname is BOA.

Pronounced as bua or bow.

So I told Haris I'd call our future son RAIN.

RAIN BOA = RAINBOW geddit?

HARIS = PWNED.

Aight, pictures:














They look so couple-like, it scares me.


This is dan.


This is dan with my shiny new Lomo.


This is dan looking very constipated.


And again.


ANd AGAIN.


"Should I buy laxatives?"


DANIEL IS VERY COOL ( now will you lend me your ipod ;P ?).


Fave <3.


Don't ask me why Haris' eyes are yellow.
Too much lovin from Daniel, that's my theory.
But how did they swim up to his eyes?
But then again, do you really want to know ;P ?

Please don't kill me I'm so nice and sweet and innocent.

Actually, you don't have to kill me la.

I'll just go walk into a corner and die laughing.

PS - I think the title of this post is pure genius ;P.

YokO : i wanna meet her lei

Daniel : she cannot keep going out

YokO : zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Daniel : and she got interact club today

YokO : huh ?

YokO : interact club

YokO : smlj =.- ?

YokO : go there and socialize?

YokO : then spin cocoon become social butterfly right?

Daniel : wtf ?

Daniel : totally no link

YokO : HAVE

Daniel : NO LINK I SAY !

YokO : I SAY HAVE

YokO : my fish say have also

Daniel : NO

YokO : - HAVE!

Daniel : braincells = dead ._.

I ARE PWNED YOUR ASS.

2 more to go.

Haris, you're NEXT .

MUAHAHAHA ;P.

School starts in eleven days.

I'm so estatic my brain might just short itself out ;P .

ZOMG.

CAN'T WAIT!

PS - I'm so sorry ( but not really ) sweets ;P .

Thanks to none other than Miss Lin Ziying.



PS - Get well soon, Godfather. The mafia needs you ;P.

You are the one - the one that lies close to me.

Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly."

I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.

That there's no place else I could be, but here in your arms.

I like where we are - here.

I love my Lomo, but I'm not too sure about - .

Happy anniversay ( I think ) .

Next month I hope to get the Ixus, nevermind that I shall have to starve if I do.

But no matter, really - photography makes me happy much.

So at least I'll be merry while and when I die from malnutrition.

ZOMG I love you, my Fisheye 2.

PS - whatthepongthatwasdisappointing. GG.

Went a little mad today.

Bought a Fisheye Lomo camera, a pair of earrings, a necklace, a ToyStory notebook and a shirt as well.

Bye bye savings.





Hello love <3.








The godfather.


PS - Sorry zinc ;P.

He's an ass.

But I love him anyway - BO, annoying smugness and all.

Here are some pictures to view in the safety of your own home.

















BANG BANG I SHOT YOU DOWN.


Because pictures don't stink ;P.

It's official - my brain is shrinking.

Walked to the bus stop and realised I'd forgotten my EZlink card.

Walked back home to get it and realised that I had an extra EZlink card in my wallet.

*STABS SELF*

Printed out some stuff.

Mom gave me some moola.

Walked back to the bus stop.

Realised I'd forgotten the printouts and the moola as well.

KILL ME NOW.

Went for my checkup in the morning.
Arrived at the clinic at 8.45am, just 15mins after it had opened.

I took a look at my queue number and almost died.


#144


143 people had filled the clinic in the space of 15 minutes.

Amazing, really.

My mom called about an hour later and told me to go to the clinic at International Plaza as not many people patronise that building.

Brilliant move.

There were less than 20 people at that clinic.

Had to take my height and weight, pee on a little strip of litmus paper, and get my chest X-rayed.

I've shrunk.

I was 158cm in GMS and now I find myself a miserable 155cm.

*STABS SELF*

My weight, you ask?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Actually, you'd kill yourself laughing so let's just take it as I'm sparing your life eh?

My vision is perfect, they say.
I don't really agree though. I find myself squinting sometimes.

As for the X-ray, all the girls had to strip off their tops and bras and wear blue X-ray gowns.
Going bra-less in a chilly, air-conditioned room is not fun.
Okayyyy information overload.

Moving on.

Ah yes, the urine sample.
A small queue had formed in the toilet. There were about 4 people, excluding myself.
I was actually trying not to laugh the entire time I was waiting for my turn.
Hearing people pee is really weird la.

*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*drip*

*SHHhhh*

*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*drip drip*

*flush*

*sound of toilet roll unravelling*

HAHAHAHA. DAMN GROSS RIGHT ?!
I just kept laughing to myself.
OH YAR!!! One girls' phone rang while she was peeing.

DAMN FUNNY LA PLEASE.

*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR SMACK THAT GIVE ME SOME MORE*

She kupped the phone at the point.
She's damn pro la I swear.
One hand holding the litmus strip, one hand kup the phone!

All the while trying not to drop the strip or pee on your own hand / toilet bowl.

My theory is that she secretly practices martial arts.

Am I the only one who thinks listening to people pee is funny?

Of course, I was the last person in line la, so nobody heard me pee.
Maybe that's why I thought it was so funny.

Heh.

I visited the SATA clinic the day before too. But they actually had to stop giving out queue numbers cause there were just too many people.

PUI.

Random pictures:


Giant onde onde.








Super massive black holes.


I ALSO CAN!








MY NOSTRILS BIGGER THAN YOURS LEI!


How evil do I look?


Chcek out his innocent expression. PUI!


HAHA! My brother looks like a duck here.





Acting cool.


That little black spot on the railing is actually a housefly. heh.





Fave <3. My brother is gosu, really.


Have to collect my report on Weds.
All the way to tanjong pagar again.
Oh the complete and utter joy.
Not -.= .

My phone is going kukoo la. When I send a message, it hangs for like 40 freaking seconds before I can use it again.
@#)*(@)(#!

I can't believe I'm only a hundred and fifty five centimetres tall.

And I forgot how to spell centimetres.
Had to pay dictionary.com a visit.

Shit.

I think I ate a weird mushroom, a la Alice in wonderland.

I seem to be shrinking, as is my brain ( How do you actually forget how to spell centimetres?? ).

Either that or I'm just eyeball-deep in denial.

DAMN THOSE MUSHROOMS.

PS - I miss you MISS MINDY LIN ZIYING.