ABOOT
Yoko;
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
whatthepong@gmail.com
Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.
As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
whatthepong@gmail.com
Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.
As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.
Network
Adnan ;
Amos(anus);
Collin;
David;
Derek;
Desiree;
Faris;
Grace;
Homan ;
Issac;
Joanna;
Joe Lee ;
Jolene ;
Joseph;
Lilin;
Lydia;
Peixin;
Qinyi;
Yvonne ;
Ziying
FLICKR/Aranair;
FLICKR/Yokoshy;
ZOMGOODNESS!
FLICKR/Aranair;
FLICKR/Yokoshy;
ZOMGOODNESS!
.The throat is as raw as a piece of uncooked meat...{ Wednesday, January 31, 2007 }
I was coughing up blood today.
Shouldn't be anything serious, prolly slight abrasions of the throat.
Ah well.
A raw throat induces melancholy like nothing can.
Such is the dispiriting effect of laryngitis.
I was popping strepsils every half hour, when Homan told me they contain laxatives.
Diarrhoea on top of a sandpapered esophagus?
Oh, the complete and utter joy.
I need a godamn portfolio, and soon.
The family situation is worrying to the point of being overwhelming; It isn't that I don't care - it's just that I'm feeling rather lost.
Also, the boyfriend is on his way here, nevermind that he is sick.
If you haven't guessed, I'm not pleased.
He should be home- resting - and not travelling here and infecting ten thousand people along the way.
I've obviously been jolted out of my despondent state.
The throat nettles me so, as does the stubborn boyfriend.
To top it all off, I feel a headache coming my way.
Doubtless it is balatantly obvious that I feel provoked.
A lighter note, for now, lest you catch the same bleak feeling I'm having.
Shouldn't be anything serious, prolly slight abrasions of the throat.
Ah well.
A raw throat induces melancholy like nothing can.
Such is the dispiriting effect of laryngitis.
I was popping strepsils every half hour, when Homan told me they contain laxatives.
Diarrhoea on top of a sandpapered esophagus?
Oh, the complete and utter joy.
I need a godamn portfolio, and soon.
The family situation is worrying to the point of being overwhelming; It isn't that I don't care - it's just that I'm feeling rather lost.
Also, the boyfriend is on his way here, nevermind that he is sick.
If you haven't guessed, I'm not pleased.
He should be home- resting - and not travelling here and infecting ten thousand people along the way.
I've obviously been jolted out of my despondent state.
The throat nettles me so, as does the stubborn boyfriend.
To top it all off, I feel a headache coming my way.
Doubtless it is balatantly obvious that I feel provoked.
A lighter note, for now, lest you catch the same bleak feeling I'm having.
Happy birthday Zehra honey =) .
Please oh please oh please get yourself an ATM card !
I hope you had a great time and that you like the present X] .
MWA <3.
//joe` says:
why do you have so much haters on your blog?
[ YoKO ] says:
I dunno.
//joe` says:
haha
//joe`says:
who have you offended? (many obviously...)
HENGYI GO AND DIE, YOU POS !
=.- #$@?^!
I'm out.
...{ Tuesday, January 30, 2007 }
SMLJ seriously.
1) If you say it'll take longer to build a bridge because I am fat, your theory is fucked, and you are a complete idiot.
Fat people have wider girths and therefore building a bridge to reach them will take a shorter time as compared to building a bridge to reach a thin person. Unless, of course they are standing at the same place which also means your theory is fucked, and that you are still a complete idiot.
2) If you tell a man to run else you'll shoot him, he'll run. So you mean if the guy is fat , he won't run to survive? So only thin people can run? Hey, we might not run as fast, but we still can run. If a complete imbecile like you can run, I suppose everyone else can too.
3) Moses Lim's daughter was played by Venetta Lopez, who is damn thin. So therefore, I am thin? Thanks and you're still a complete idiot, by the way.
4) Just cause I'm not schooling means I can't watch films about schools? WOW. Then you should totally watch Dumb and Dumber - it's totally your thing.
5) Your english is so powderful, it actually makes me weep - it's sad to see the english language being abused.
6) I've banned your IP and you're still a moron.
Stop coming here to jerk off to my boyfriends' pictures.
1) If you say it'll take longer to build a bridge because I am fat, your theory is fucked, and you are a complete idiot.
Fat people have wider girths and therefore building a bridge to reach them will take a shorter time as compared to building a bridge to reach a thin person. Unless, of course they are standing at the same place which also means your theory is fucked, and that you are still a complete idiot.
2) If you tell a man to run else you'll shoot him, he'll run. So you mean if the guy is fat , he won't run to survive? So only thin people can run? Hey, we might not run as fast, but we still can run. If a complete imbecile like you can run, I suppose everyone else can too.
3) Moses Lim's daughter was played by Venetta Lopez, who is damn thin. So therefore, I am thin? Thanks and you're still a complete idiot, by the way.
4) Just cause I'm not schooling means I can't watch films about schools? WOW. Then you should totally watch Dumb and Dumber - it's totally your thing.
5) Your english is so pow
6) I've banned your IP and you're still a moron.
Stop coming here to jerk off to my boyfriends' pictures.
You really need to have a life, instead of coming here to induce ejaculation , but I'm sure you already knew that.
But looking at your standard of english, perhaps this is too difficult for you to comprehend?
But looking at your standard of english, perhaps this is too difficult for you to comprehend?
I shall put this in layman terms for you :
NO CUM (excuse the pun) TO YOKO BLOG. NO PUT HAND ON PEEPEE.
PRESS THE X AT TOP RIGHT.
GO FUCK A GOAT.
Got it? I hope it entered that neanderthal skull of yours.
Now go fondle your father or something.
PS - Get well soon honey <3 .
...{ Monday, January 29, 2007 }
Bliss is :
a toasted ciabatta with chicken chunks and tomatoes ;
a mushroom quiche ;
a glass of iced tea ;
knowing your brother is finally home ;
getting defended by your friends ;
feeling loved <3 .
I need to paint my room, and soon!
Please try to ignore the fact that I've been talking about doing that since early october.
Heh.
Watched School for Scoundrels yesterday night.
It was chockful of cliches but I loved it anyway.
"In life, there are two types of people. Those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you."
That's from the movie X].
I like <3.
a toasted ciabatta with chicken chunks and tomatoes ;
a mushroom quiche ;
a glass of iced tea ;
knowing your brother is finally home ;
getting defended by your friends ;
feeling loved <3 .
I need to paint my room, and soon!
Please try to ignore the fact that I've been talking about doing that since early october.
Heh.
Watched School for Scoundrels yesterday night.
It was chockful of cliches but I loved it anyway.
"In life, there are two types of people. Those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you."
That's from the movie X].
I like <3.
...{ Sunday, January 28, 2007 }
OH MY GOD.
SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE MY BRAIN FROM THOSE THREE LITTLE MONSTERS!!
Their parents are damn CUNNING, I tell you.
They leave their kids here for me to babysit while they go off to play in the jackpot room.
@(#*&@(*#&@*(# ~!
"AUNTYAUNTY WE WANT TO CHANGE MAP WE DON'T WANT THAT ICE WORLD ONE A LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP ON SHOOTING US!!"
SIMI SAI?!
THEN YOU WANT THEM TO SHOOT THEMSELVES MEH?!?!
*STABS SELF*
And yes, they call me aunty.
I predict that the above sentence will be very ahm-qhio-inducing =.- .
Also, my eyes are kinda swollen.
You know, like after you've been crying?
When your eyes get kinda dry and puffy?
It feels something like that.
But no, I haven't been crying =.- .
On a lighter note, my brother is moving back, and soon !
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!
I can feel the very colour of my skin lighten, for I am no longer the black sheep of the family !
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ~!
Okay that was extremely lame.
But it's true nonetheless X].
I am now the grey sheep, for my brother is about to return and reclaim his rightful place as the true, white-hair inducing, evil-doing EVEN-DARKER-THAN-THE-ALMOST-BANGALA-COLOURED-HARIS BLACK SHEEP.
HAHAHA I'm such a shit, yes I am.
Hurry back on home, brother dear <3 .
HEH.
I'm out.
SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE MY BRAIN FROM THOSE THREE LITTLE MONSTERS!!
Their parents are damn CUNNING, I tell you.
They leave their kids here for me to babysit while they go off to play in the jackpot room.
@(#*&@(*#&@*(# ~!
"AUNTYAUNTY WE WANT TO CHANGE MAP WE DON'T WANT THAT ICE WORLD ONE A LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP ON SHOOTING US!!"
SIMI SAI?!
THEN YOU WANT THEM TO SHOOT THEMSELVES MEH?!?!
*STABS SELF*
And yes, they call me aunty.
I predict that the above sentence will be very ahm-qhio-inducing =.- .
Also, my eyes are kinda swollen.
You know, like after you've been crying?
When your eyes get kinda dry and puffy?
It feels something like that.
But no, I haven't been crying =.- .
On a lighter note, my brother is moving back, and soon !
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!
I can feel the very colour of my skin lighten, for I am no longer the black sheep of the family !
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ~!
Okay that was extremely lame.
But it's true nonetheless X].
I am now the grey sheep, for my brother is about to return and reclaim his rightful place as the true, white-hair inducing, evil-doing EVEN-DARKER-THAN-THE-ALMOST-BANGALA-COLOURED-HARIS BLACK SHEEP.
HAHAHA I'm such a shit, yes I am.
Hurry back on home, brother dear <3 .
HEH.
I'm out.
...{ Saturday, January 27, 2007 }
His camera is missing.
What the BLEH?!
What the BLEH?!
...{ }
I was innocently walking to Simei MRT today, on my way to take the train to meet Shaunying, Daniel and Homan, when I felt something knock the back of my head.
So, being the nice, demure girl that I am, I swore and looked around for the offending object that had oh-so-balatently collided with my head.
GUESS WHAT THE #(*$&@#( IT WAS?!
IT WAS A FREAKING CROW !!
A CROW DIVEBOMBED AND SCRAPED THE BACK OF MY HEAD WITH IT'S DISGUSTINGLY FILTHY CLAWS!!
WHAT THE CHEEBONG?!?!?!?!
WHAT THE FREAKING CHEEBONG?!?!?!
Bleddy infuriating creature then flew out of reach and perched itself majestically on a branch high up in a nearby tree. Then it gazed at me disdainfully, machiam it was damn BLEDDY innocent liddat.
@(#$*&@(*#&@(*&#@#!
My scalp feels damn gross right now please.
NOT PLEASED.
SIMI SAI, SERIOUSLY?!?!
-.= .
I think it was the same crow that attacked me for my curry puff last time.
I threw the curry puff into a dustbin so that the crow would stop following me.
SCREW ALL CROWS LA!
And to think I thought crow culling was inhumane.
KARPUI~!
Yoko is seriously not pleased.
Do you think the crow might have had rabies?!?!
*DIES*
Anyway, went to NYP for the open house and Dan was our tour guide.
Nothing much interested me, only Visual Comm was slightly appealing.
Went to eat this SUPER GOSU HOTPLATE EGG thingy at one of the food courts in NYP.
I think I'm in love <3; perhaps with something other than the egg?
Shall crash NYP regularly from now on.
That's it for now.
More later, if I get bored.
I'm out.
PS- SCREW THE CROW, SERIOUSLY!!
So, being the nice, demure girl that I am, I swore and looked around for the offending object that had oh-so-balatently collided with my head.
GUESS WHAT THE #(*$&@#( IT WAS?!
IT WAS A FREAKING CROW !!
A CROW DIVEBOMBED AND SCRAPED THE BACK OF MY HEAD WITH IT'S DISGUSTINGLY FILTHY CLAWS!!
WHAT THE CHEEBONG?!?!?!?!
WHAT THE FREAKING CHEEBONG?!?!?!
Bleddy infuriating creature then flew out of reach and perched itself majestically on a branch high up in a nearby tree. Then it gazed at me disdainfully, machiam it was damn BLEDDY innocent liddat.
@(#$*&@(*#&@(*&#@#!
My scalp feels damn gross right now please.
NOT PLEASED.
SIMI SAI, SERIOUSLY?!?!
-.= .
I think it was the same crow that attacked me for my curry puff last time.
I threw the curry puff into a dustbin so that the crow would stop following me.
SCREW ALL CROWS LA!
And to think I thought crow culling was inhumane.
KARPUI~!
Yoko is seriously not pleased.
Do you think the crow might have had rabies?!?!
*DIES*
Anyway, went to NYP for the open house and Dan was our tour guide.
Nothing much interested me, only Visual Comm was slightly appealing.
Went to eat this SUPER GOSU HOTPLATE EGG thingy at one of the food courts in NYP.
I think I'm in love <3; perhaps with something other than the egg?
Shall crash NYP regularly from now on.
That's it for now.
More later, if I get bored.
I'm out.
PS- SCREW THE CROW, SERIOUSLY!!
...{ Friday, January 26, 2007 }
Went for a facial with Homan and Shaun.
HURHUR.
I've been listening to Techno songs.
Please try not to be too disgusted with me.
<3
HURHUR.
I've been listening to Techno songs.
Please try not to be too disgusted with me.
<3
...{ Thursday, January 25, 2007 }
Behold, the rose.
A thing of beauty.
Just like me.
I'm kidding ;P .
Or maybe not.
HEH.
A thing of beauty.
Just like me.
I'm kidding ;P .
Or maybe not.
HEH.
...{ }
She slammed the door in my face;
and the clock fell on her head.
Go ahead and laugh - I know I did.
HEH.
He bought me a single red rose today.
"A rose for a rose", he said.
*melts*
I LIKEY <3
and the clock fell on her head.
Go ahead and laugh - I know I did.
HEH.
He bought me a single red rose today.
"A rose for a rose", he said.
*melts*
I LIKEY <3
...{ }
Pictures from yesterday:
My iron ladies <3 <3 <3 !!
His teeth are BLINDINGLY WHITE!!
Edward is practising his modelling skills.
Nice eh? I took it. HEH <3.
Trying to imitate the size of his eyes.
We lost our stuff but we camwhore nonetheless. LOL.
I LIKEY <3
Fave <3. He always looks so pervy ~
My iron ladies <3 <3 <3 !!
His teeth are BLINDINGLY WHITE!!
Edward is practising his modelling skills.
Nice eh? I took it. HEH <3.
Trying to imitate the size of his eyes.
We lost our stuff but we camwhore nonetheless. LOL.
I LIKEY <3
Fave <3. He always looks so pervy ~
...{ }
You are the most fucked up person ever.
May the fairy of testicular cancer bless you.
May she fucking bless you four fucking times in a row and your balls rot away and you be helpless to stop them from decomposing.
Seriously, fuck you.
Just walk into a fucking corner and DIE PLEASE.
JUST FUCKING DIE and make the world a happier place, why won't you?
You seriously fucking deserve to die.
Just drop dead.
Karma will come round' and bite you hard on the ass.
Hopefully it takes a ball ( or two ) with it.
May the fairy of testicular cancer bless you.
May she fucking bless you four fucking times in a row and your balls rot away and you be helpless to stop them from decomposing.
Seriously, fuck you.
Just walk into a fucking corner and DIE PLEASE.
JUST FUCKING DIE and make the world a happier place, why won't you?
You seriously fucking deserve to die.
Just drop dead.
Karma will come round' and bite you hard on the ass.
Hopefully it takes a ball ( or two ) with it.
...{ }
Homan lost his phone, and I, my recently topped-up EZ link card as well as one side of my favorite pair of hoops.
He seems to be taking it rather well.
If it were me, I think I would have gone beserk. Heh.
I would prolly set everyone on fire and tattoo my name all over their arses or something.
Heh.
I'm in a rather good mood =).
It must be his corny lines.
Here's an example for you, just in case you don't know how corny he can get :
" Honey, why are you stoning? "
" Wow, my socks suddenly feel very heavy."
" Because you rock my socks ! "
*dies*.
Not joking.
He said that this morning.
HEH.
I LIKE <3
He seems to be taking it rather well.
If it were me, I think I would have gone beserk. Heh.
I would prolly set everyone on fire and tattoo my name all over their arses or something.
Heh.
I'm in a rather good mood =).
It must be his corny lines.
Here's an example for you, just in case you don't know how corny he can get :
" Honey, why are you stoning? "
" Because I Rock. "
" Wow, my socks suddenly feel very heavy."
" Huh? Why?"
" Because you rock my socks ! "
*dies*.
Not joking.
He said that this morning.
HEH.
I LIKE <3
...{ Tuesday, January 23, 2007 }
I don't know what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn't this.
I suppose it's asking too much.
A friendship after a relationship of 28 months?
I can't believe I was stupid enough to think it was possible.
Somebody please slap me for thinking things could've been different; that we could be friends.
Everything, yet nothing has changed.
You walked off.
Once a-fucking-gain.
You know what? I've had enough.
You walked away four times.
That's four fucking times too many.
I think I shall just stop trying.
Oh yes - I just got flak from my father for not folding the clothes.
NOT.
FOLDING.
THE CLOTHES.
HA.
"Why you don't know how to use your own initiative and fold the clothes?"
HA.
AMAZING!!
SIMPLY FUCKING AMAZING!!
HE ACTUALLY OVERLOOKS THE FACT THAT I WAS HOME BY 10PM AND THAT I SPENT MOST OF MY OFF DAY PAINTING THE GOD DAMN GATE !!!!
ON MY FUCKING OFF DAY, MIND.
Heh.
Yoko, Yoko, Yoko, you silly, stupid girl!
WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING LEARN??
You'll never be able to measure up.
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
WAKE UP YOUR BLEDDY IDEA.
HEH.
Sorry once again.
Sorry for not folding the fucking clothes.
Sorry for not scrubbing the walls and mopping the ceiling or some other household shit like that.
Haiya, seriously, screw this.
I shall push all this unhappiness to the back of my (excessively large) brain.
So anyway, I have my sights set on that not-so-little Darth Vader Figurine.
Maybe I'll get it soon as a treat for myself for being so foolishly good today.
And all for nothing too, I might add.
Do excuse my vulgarities.
I'm not in the best of moods, as you can obviously see.
I miss my leggy batman.
He'll make me feel better with his corny lines and small squinty eyes and his hugs.
But he's so fucking far away right now.
Sigh.
I want to go bowling =) .
And Yvonnefinally passed her driving test.
Congrats X] ~!
She wants to get the Suzuki Swift, and I, the Mistubishi Colt I.
We'll have to decide on one, and soon.
Also, Shaun says spiders shed their skins.
SINCE WHEN?!?!
Anyway, I'm out.
I think I shall go fold the clothes or something.
FEH.
How incredibly ironic.
I suppose it's asking too much.
A friendship after a relationship of 28 months?
I can't believe I was stupid enough to think it was possible.
Somebody please slap me for thinking things could've been different; that we could be friends.
Everything, yet nothing has changed.
You walked off.
Once a-fucking-gain.
You know what? I've had enough.
You walked away four times.
That's four fucking times too many.
I think I shall just stop trying.
Oh yes - I just got flak from my father for not folding the clothes.
NOT.
FOLDING.
THE CLOTHES.
HA.
"Why you don't know how to use your own initiative and fold the clothes?"
HA.
AMAZING!!
SIMPLY FUCKING AMAZING!!
HE ACTUALLY OVERLOOKS THE FACT THAT I WAS HOME BY 10PM AND THAT I SPENT MOST OF MY OFF DAY PAINTING THE GOD DAMN GATE !!!!
ON MY FUCKING OFF DAY, MIND.
Heh.
Yoko, Yoko, Yoko, you silly, stupid girl!
WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING LEARN??
You'll never be able to measure up.
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
WAKE UP YOUR BLEDDY IDEA.
HEH.
Sorry once again.
Sorry for not folding the fucking clothes.
Sorry for not scrubbing the walls and mopping the ceiling or some other household shit like that.
Haiya, seriously, screw this.
I shall push all this unhappiness to the back of my (excessively large) brain.
So anyway, I have my sights set on that not-so-little Darth Vader Figurine.
Maybe I'll get it soon as a treat for myself for being so foolishly good today.
And all for nothing too, I might add.
Do excuse my vulgarities.
I'm not in the best of moods, as you can obviously see.
I miss my leggy batman.
He'll make me feel better with his corny lines and small squinty eyes and his hugs.
But he's so fucking far away right now.
Sigh.
I want to go bowling =) .
And Yvonne
Congrats X] ~!
She wants to get the Suzuki Swift, and I, the Mistubishi Colt I.
We'll have to decide on one, and soon.
Also, Shaun says spiders shed their skins.
SINCE WHEN?!?!
Anyway, I'm out.
I think I shall go fold the clothes or something.
FEH.
How incredibly ironic.
...{ }
Daniel me doit l'argent.
...{ Monday, January 22, 2007 }
It's already the 22nd of January.
Scary how time flies.
*PEW*
That was the sound of time flying by.
It flew by so fast, all you remember are those brief, brief moments of feeling.
Of feeling estatic.
Of feeling sad.
Of feeling in-between.
Of feeling alive.
I hid out in my room til my dad left.
I know avoiding him won't solve shit, but still I avoid confrontation.
*dies*
I'm a silly chickenshit, yes I am.
Sigh.
Digressing, how do you eat Chicken Mcnuggets from Macdonalds?
I eat the skin off first before consuming the entire chunk of skinless meat.
Does that make me weird?
Oh well.
Gotta pee.
I'm out.
Scary how time flies.
*PEW*
That was the sound of time flying by.
It flew by so fast, all you remember are those brief, brief moments of feeling.
Of feeling estatic.
Of feeling sad.
Of feeling in-between.
Of feeling alive.
I hid out in my room til my dad left.
I know avoiding him won't solve shit, but still I avoid confrontation.
*dies*
I'm a silly chickenshit, yes I am.
Sigh.
Digressing, how do you eat Chicken Mcnuggets from Macdonalds?
I eat the skin off first before consuming the entire chunk of skinless meat.
Does that make me weird?
Oh well.
Gotta pee.
I'm out.
...{ }
Je veux à mais je ne peux pas.
...{ }
Irritation is: Not being able to catch an M18 movie cause it isn't your birthday yet; missing your irritating brother even though you know he'll annoy you when you meet him; feeling like this and not wanting to feel like this cause you know you want to feel more but you can't; not being able to find that particular song that's stuck in your head; knowing you're gonna see your father in less than seven hours; knowing he's gonna ignore you when he sees you; not wanting to see him and feeling bad that you don't want to; wondering if you should head back to church; knowing you'll still be a total hypocritical sinner if you do; wanting the Dalek supersampler and a Lomo cam with fisheye lens; wanting to feel more than just wanting.
Cyclops ! LMAO !
Look at his pervy expression.
THE GUY BEHIND US WAS POSING TOO!
HOLY SHIT!?
Shall squash tomorrow <3.
But I can't leave until after my dad does.
And by the time that happens I'll prolly not make it in time for squash.
RUBBISH.
My weird feeling/ non-feeling says hello.
Thula; Thula; Lala kahle <3..
Cyclops ! LMAO !
Look at his pervy expression.
THE GUY BEHIND US WAS POSING TOO!
HOLY SHIT!?
Shall squash tomorrow <3.
But I can't leave until after my dad does.
And by the time that happens I'll prolly not make it in time for squash.
RUBBISH.
My weird feeling/ non-feeling says hello.
Thula; Thula; Lala kahle <3..
...{ Sunday, January 21, 2007 }
Shaunying popped by today =) .
HOMAN SAW SHAUN CLEARING HIS WAREHOUSES ( aka DIGGING HIS NOSE) !!!
HAHAHAHAHA !!
GROSS SHIT!!
My mom's church is selling these fantabulous CNY cookie thingies.
I've only eaten one type so far - Cappuccino flavored cookies.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
DAMN GOSU !!!!!
I'm supposed to let Homan try them tomorrow but I'm about the finish them off.
HEH.
Anyways, pictures:
ACt shyyy ~
Managed to squeeze everyone in.
Fave: Shaunying <3.
I think i might be cutting down on blogging.
All my entries are full of shit and I don't think i'm writing well anymore =/ .
Sigh.
Anyway, my mom was asking me to go back to church.
"Your dad wishes to see you back in church."
My dad isn't even really christian.
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E.
"For what?"
"Look at the people you hang out with. Look at the way you talk. At least christians don't crack dirty jokes cause it displeases God."
What's wrong with telling dirty jokes?
Dad swears and cracks dirty jokes too.
So he's not a bad person but my friends are?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING NON-CHRISTIAN ?
Does it mean you are going straight to hell or some shit like that?
Let's assume you are generally a kind soul, you help out at orphanages, donate to charities, give your seat to the elderly and shit, but you AREN'T CHRISTIAN.
So it means, despite being a generally good , non-murderous, non-alcoholic, non-drug inhaling, non-abusive person, you're still going to hell?
GONG SIMI SAI?!
Does it mean that all non-christians are BAD people?
Christians sin too, mom.
Maybe not as often, but the bottom line is they still do.
Shoot me please.
Or shoot my mom.
Just kidding.
On a lighter note, Homan stabbed his eye.
Or rather, the silly git touched the dirty keyboard and rubbed his eye.
SO CREVER, I SAY.
( Digressing, I can't believe he actually scored 248 for PSLE! WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?? WHERE???? )
Predictably, his entire left eye ( small as it is) is entirely bloodshot.
Prolly burst a blood vessel in there somewhere.
Nooby.
He also says he's becoming thinner.
*awkward silence*
Don't make my toes laugh, honey.
More later, if I feel like it or if I'm bored.
I'm out.
HOMAN SAW SHAUN CLEARING HIS WAREHOUSES ( aka DIGGING HIS NOSE) !!!
HAHAHAHAHA !!
GROSS SHIT!!
My mom's church is selling these fantabulous CNY cookie thingies.
I've only eaten one type so far - Cappuccino flavored cookies.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
DAMN GOSU !!!!!
I'm supposed to let Homan try them tomorrow but I'm about the finish them off.
HEH.
Anyways, pictures:
ACt shyyy ~
Managed to squeeze everyone in.
Fave: Shaunying <3.
I think i might be cutting down on blogging.
All my entries are full of shit and I don't think i'm writing well anymore =/ .
Sigh.
Anyway, my mom was asking me to go back to church.
"Your dad wishes to see you back in church."
My dad isn't even really christian.
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E.
"For what?"
"Look at the people you hang out with. Look at the way you talk. At least christians don't crack dirty jokes cause it displeases God."
What's wrong with telling dirty jokes?
Dad swears and cracks dirty jokes too.
So he's not a bad person but my friends are?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING NON-CHRISTIAN ?
Does it mean you are going straight to hell or some shit like that?
Let's assume you are generally a kind soul, you help out at orphanages, donate to charities, give your seat to the elderly and shit, but you AREN'T CHRISTIAN.
So it means, despite being a generally good , non-murderous, non-alcoholic, non-drug inhaling, non-abusive person, you're still going to hell?
GONG SIMI SAI?!
Does it mean that all non-christians are BAD people?
Christians sin too, mom.
Maybe not as often, but the bottom line is they still do.
Shoot me please.
Or shoot my mom.
Just kidding.
On a lighter note, Homan stabbed his eye.
Or rather, the silly git touched the dirty keyboard and rubbed his eye.
SO CREVER, I SAY.
( Digressing, I can't believe he actually scored 248 for PSLE! WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?? WHERE???? )
Predictably, his entire left eye ( small as it is) is entirely bloodshot.
Prolly burst a blood vessel in there somewhere.
Nooby.
He also says he's becoming thinner.
*awkward silence*
Don't make my toes laugh, honey.
More later, if I feel like it or if I'm bored.
I'm out.
...{ Saturday, January 20, 2007 }
Just two things on my mind right now.
Baked Rice and The DalekSupersampler <3.
JAE soon, butterflies are starting to emerge from their cocoons inside my stomach.
I miss my brother =( .
Baked Rice and The DalekSupersampler <3.
JAE soon, butterflies are starting to emerge from their cocoons inside my stomach.
I miss my brother =( .
...{ }
Sigh.
Look at my tagboard.
Idiots are tagging me once again.
I suppose they think I really care about what they are saying.
1) Like I said, ugly then ugly lor.
2) I'm still gonna post up pictures anyway.
3) Your england ish sho powderful wor!
4) I like camwhoring, so sue me. No one's forcing a gun up your ass to view my blog honey.
5) And the fridge thing? It isn't random. It's a metaphor.
6) Thanks for tagging. Because my friends defended me, and in doing so showed that they care.
Honestly, I think I'm actually mellowing! I don't feel the need to curse their entire families and whatnot.
Thanks my lovelies, for defending me =).
And Wahlao stop camping on my blog la.
I know it's oh-so-uber popular and shit, but omg you're making me shy la!
You keep viewing my pictures I paisehhhhh!!!
I know you've been waiting to see my pictures la .. Don't act coy with me !
I know you know I know you want to see my pretty face righttttt??
HAHAHAHAHA omg i couldn't resist doing that.
Anyway, ( the long awaited ) pictures ;P :
Banana man <3.
This looks rather cartoony, the texture.
FAVE: We're COOLER than YOU, yes we are. LOL.
MY brother is too cool, too cool i say!
HEHEHE <3.
See? I'm being so nice and mellow.
Even Mr Chua would approve.
HEH.
OH YES, Ziying sent me this extremely cold joke.
Put on your winter wear - you might not survive the temperature change:
PHYSICS QUESTION:
There are 10 Fishes in a tank.
1 died and was taken out.
Did the water level increase or decrease?
INCREASE!!!
Cause the other fishes cried.
HAHAHAHAHa!! I bet your brain totally died right??
But that's ok, you'll see mine in the grave beside yours.
HAHAHA!
Also, I miss squashing. Shall have to do that soon.
I'm out =) .
Look at my tagboard.
Idiots are tagging me once again.
I suppose they think I really care about what they are saying.
1) Like I said, ugly then ugly lor.
2) I'm still gonna post up pictures anyway.
3) Your england ish sho powderful wor!
4) I like camwhoring, so sue me. No one's forcing a gun up your ass to view my blog honey.
5) And the fridge thing? It isn't random. It's a metaphor.
6) Thanks for tagging. Because my friends defended me, and in doing so showed that they care.
Honestly, I think I'm actually mellowing! I don't feel the need to curse their entire families and whatnot.
Thanks my lovelies, for defending me =).
And Wahlao stop camping on my blog la.
I know it's oh-so-uber popular and shit, but omg you're making me shy la!
You keep viewing my pictures I paisehhhhh!!!
I know you've been waiting to see my pictures la .. Don't act coy with me !
I know you know I know you want to see my pretty face righttttt??
HAHAHAHAHA omg i couldn't resist doing that.
Anyway, ( the long awaited ) pictures ;P :
Banana man <3.
This looks rather cartoony, the texture.
FAVE: We're COOLER than YOU, yes we are. LOL.
MY brother is too cool, too cool i say!
HEHEHE <3.
See? I'm being so nice and mellow.
Even Mr Chua would approve.
HEH.
OH YES, Ziying sent me this extremely cold joke.
Put on your winter wear - you might not survive the temperature change:
PHYSICS QUESTION:
There are 10 Fishes in a tank.
1 died and was taken out.
Did the water level increase or decrease?
INCREASE!!!
Cause the other fishes cried.
HAHAHAHAHa!! I bet your brain totally died right??
But that's ok, you'll see mine in the grave beside yours.
HAHAHA!
Also, I miss squashing. Shall have to do that soon.
I'm out =) .
...{ Friday, January 19, 2007 }
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YVONNEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!
You're 20 years old!!
T-W-E-N-T-Y !!
OMG!!
You're like a freaking OLD LADY ALREADY!!!
BUT you still don't have your license HURHURHUR XP.
I know i can be a pain in your ass, but you know you love me anyway =).
BECAUSE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <3 .
Oh yes, do try to set him on fire today.
It's your b'day - go crazy ;) .
MWA <3.
You're 20 years old!!
T-W-E-N-T-Y !!
OMG!!
You're like a freaking OLD LADY ALREADY!!!
BUT you still don't have your license HURHURHUR XP.
I know i can be a pain in your ass, but you know you love me anyway =).
BECAUSE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <3 .
Oh yes, do try to set him on fire today.
It's your b'day - go crazy ;) .
MWA <3.
...{ Thursday, January 18, 2007 }
Simi sai??
Ugly and revolting then ugly and revolting lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Am i supposed to go down on my knees and cry and beg for your forgiveness because my horrendous photos offended your wonderous eyes?
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD PLEASE FORGEEEEEEEEEEEEVE ME FOR HURTING YOUR AMAZINGLY GIFTED EYESIGHT!!!!
Haiyo.
Honestly, go fuck off and die la.
As if i care about people telling me i'm ugly.
Ugly then ugly lor.
Mahchiam i'm living my life just for your approval?
PUHLEEZE.
You are but minutiae.
Seriously.
PUI.
Anyway, Vone's b'day in under 20 mins.
Managed to get most everything for her B.U.S.K. aka ..
Break Up Survival Kit.
1) Alcohol - To drown out them memories.
2) Lighter - To burn away the past. ( can also be used in conjunction with above item in case you feel the need to set him on fire)
3) Eye drops - To replenish the tears and put the shine back in your eyes.
4) Tiara - To remind you that you are still a princess.
5) Voodoo Doll - Obvious reasons la. POKE til you happy lor.
6) Bar of chocolate - Chocolates release endorphins. Endorphins make you happy =).
7) Plant pot + fast growing grass - Plant voodoo doll in here and watch him disappear as the grass grows!!
( Sadly, nowhere was selling the damn grass so erm, have to give her beans. LOL )
LALALALA. She looked pretty happy.
So i guess i'm satisfied =)
More pictures HEH :
Those are fried mars bars. HAHA. they look like balls of shit! But they taste DAMN GOOD. lol.
I hope your eyes burn or something from staring at my horrendously ugly pictures.
BURN BABY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~!!!
HAHAHA omg sorry about that went way past my normal sugar intake today.
I'm out X].
Ugly and revolting then ugly and revolting lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Am i supposed to go down on my knees and cry and beg for your forgiveness because my horrendous photos offended your wonderous eyes?
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD PLEASE FORGEEEEEEEEEEEEVE ME FOR HURTING YOUR AMAZINGLY GIFTED EYESIGHT!!!!
Haiyo.
Honestly, go fuck off and die la.
As if i care about people telling me i'm ugly.
Ugly then ugly lor.
Mahchiam i'm living my life just for your approval?
PUHLEEZE.
You are but minutiae.
Seriously.
PUI.
Anyway, Vone's b'day in under 20 mins.
Managed to get most everything for her B.U.S.K. aka ..
Break Up Survival Kit.
1) Alcohol - To drown out them memories.
2) Lighter - To burn away the past. ( can also be used in conjunction with above item in case you feel the need to set him on fire)
3) Eye drops - To replenish the tears and put the shine back in your eyes.
4) Tiara - To remind you that you are still a princess.
5) Voodoo Doll - Obvious reasons la. POKE til you happy lor.
6) Bar of chocolate - Chocolates release endorphins. Endorphins make you happy =).
7) Plant pot + fast growing grass - Plant voodoo doll in here and watch him disappear as the grass grows!!
( Sadly, nowhere was selling the damn grass so erm, have to give her beans. LOL )
LALALALA. She looked pretty happy.
So i guess i'm satisfied =)
More pictures HEH :
Those are fried mars bars. HAHA. they look like balls of shit! But they taste DAMN GOOD. lol.
I hope your eyes burn or something from staring at my horrendously ugly pictures.
BURN BABY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~!!!
HAHAHA omg sorry about that went way past my normal sugar intake today.
I'm out X].
PS- Eat fish honey <3.
...{ }
You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
...{ }
Wow.
It's like world war 3 on my tagboard.
Jealous Adnan?
HAHA.
Passerby, I suppose I could be mean and curse your entire family and tell you to go screw yourself or something, but I won't.
Even though I feel the overwhelming need tell you to go sodomise yourself with a toothbrush, I shall be nice and refrain =) .
Have a nice day.
Try not to fall down and die.
(Although that would be pretty befitting of an anonymous cowardly attention-seeking loser like yourself.)
Thanks Zinc, Adnan and Homan =).
Oh and if you haven't guessed, I'm kinda dating homan.
HEH.
But you prolly knew that already.
Oh yeah, listening to Croatian Rhapsody by Maksim.
I love piano pieces <3.
Managed to meet up with Daniel just the other day.
Watched Pan's Labryinth together with him, Homan and Shaunying.
Bleddy gory, i tell you.
AND DANIEL HAS THE BAG I WANTED!!!!
OMG!!
SCREW YOU DEEP DEEP!!!
Plus, he got it in Hong Kong for 34 BUCKS!
ZOMG!!
THIRTY FOUR BUCKS ONLY?!?!
*strangles Daniel*
GO AND DIE DANIEL!
BLEDDY CHEEBONG.
Ziying <3.
HEH.
<3
Suck my ass, you loser. HEH.
Oh yeah, Cheena New Year is coming.
A time of ang paos, mahjong, and mass gambling <3.
Can't wait X] !
I'm out.
It's like world war 3 on my tagboard.
Jealous Adnan?
HAHA.
Passerby, I suppose I could be mean and curse your entire family and tell you to go screw yourself or something, but I won't.
Even though I feel the overwhelming need tell you to go sodomise yourself with a toothbrush, I shall be nice and refrain =) .
Have a nice day.
Try not to fall down and die.
(Although that would be pretty befitting of an anonymous cowardly attention-seeking loser like yourself.)
Thanks Zinc, Adnan and Homan =).
Oh and if you haven't guessed, I'm kinda dating homan.
HEH.
But you prolly knew that already.
Oh yeah, listening to Croatian Rhapsody by Maksim.
I love piano pieces <3.
Managed to meet up with Daniel just the other day.
Watched Pan's Labryinth together with him, Homan and Shaunying.
Bleddy gory, i tell you.
AND DANIEL HAS THE BAG I WANTED!!!!
OMG!!
SCREW YOU DEEP DEEP!!!
Plus, he got it in Hong Kong for 34 BUCKS!
ZOMG!!
THIRTY FOUR BUCKS ONLY?!?!
*strangles Daniel*
GO AND DIE DANIEL!
BLEDDY CHEEBONG.
Ziying <3.
HEH.
<3
Oh yeah, here are a few more "revolting" pictures of us, just to annoy the shit out of that idiot.
Suck my ass, you loser. HEH.
Oh yeah, Cheena New Year is coming.
A time of ang paos, mahjong, and mass gambling <3.
Can't wait X] !
I'm out.
...{ Wednesday, January 17, 2007 }
I shouldn't have done that.
i shouldn't; i shouldn't; i shouldn't have.
You thought we could,
I knew we couldn't,
yet i let you think it was possible.
i should stop de-valuing myself.
you're SCV, and i'm channel 5.
it's not going to happen.
i shouldn't; i shouldn't; i shouldn't have.
You thought we could,
I knew we couldn't,
yet i let you think it was possible.
i should stop de-valuing myself.
you're SCV, and i'm channel 5.
it's not going to happen.
My dad padlocked the door yesterday.
A minute before I got home, he sent me a msg saying:
If the house and your dad aren't up to your expectations, please don't come home anymore. Ask your friends to support you.
It was my off day.
I'm not even gonna bother to argue.
I'm sorry.
It was my fault for coming home so late on my off day.
I should stay home and scrub the floors and wash the clothes and polish the dustbins and eat pesticide instead.
Sorry.
ah well.
it's ok.
I'll just slip on my happy face; my mask.
The demented smile on my face says hello.
...{ Monday, January 15, 2007 }
i feel fucking shitty right now.
feh.
feh.
...{ }
I just got the look from somebody.
Hello, my name is Scum.
Nice to meet you too.
...{ }
The DalekSupersampler <3 .
I think I'm in love .
...{ }
Hello.
Yoko is bored.
and my doorknob is spoilt.
Watching Pan's Labyrinth with Dan Ed Homan Shaun later. hehe =).
FINALLY I'm MEETING DANIEL.
HE STILL OWES ME $24.90.
HURHUR.
OWE $$$ PAY $$$ !!!
Apparently i owe Shaun $755.95 in consultation fees.
HURHUR SUCK MY ASS X]
Yoko is bored.
and my doorknob is spoilt.
Watching Pan's Labyrinth with Dan Ed Homan Shaun later. hehe =).
FINALLY I'm MEETING DANIEL.
HE STILL OWES ME $24.90.
HURHUR.
OWE $$$ PAY $$$ !!!
Apparently i owe Shaun $755.95 in consultation fees.
HURHUR SUCK MY ASS X]
...{ }
Late night supper;
an insane car ride;
an insane(r) driver;
a shell-eating medic;
the sister;
and a certain vegetarian.
I'm feeling so alive right now.
Make this last forever please <3.
...{ Sunday, January 14, 2007 }
I love paper bags.
All smooth and nice at first.
But after careless handling - nicely wrinkled .
Oh, and that crackling sound they make when the crinkle?
I find it soothing.
I like them chinese take-out boxes too.
You know, the ones with the metal handle bars?
But i digress.
Paper bags win hands down.
Blow em' up and hear the crinkling as it starts to swell.
HUFF.
Crinkle.
PUFF.
Crinkle.
BOOM.
I likey.
All smooth and nice at first.
But after careless handling - nicely wrinkled .
Oh, and that crackling sound they make when the crinkle?
I find it soothing.
I like them chinese take-out boxes too.
You know, the ones with the metal handle bars?
But i digress.
Paper bags win hands down.
Blow em' up and hear the crinkling as it starts to swell.
HUFF.
Crinkle.
PUFF.
Crinkle.
BOOM.
I likey.
...{ }
Random pictures.
=)
AIYO SO UNGLAM!! HAHAHa X]
AND ANOTHER ONE, JUST FOR KICKS X]
His bald spot. HURHUR.
That's Augus' injured hand. LOL.
Men in BLACK. HURHUR.
He looks quite good here.
BLACKMAN <3 <3 <3.
ZOMG!!!!!!!
HANSUMBOY!!!
No words needed, really.
BATMAN IS COOL BECAUSE HE HAS A CAPE X].
And just for laughs :
HEH.
I'm out.
=)
AIYO SO UNGLAM!! HAHAHa X]
AND ANOTHER ONE, JUST FOR KICKS X]
His bald spot. HURHUR.
That's Augus' injured hand. LOL.
Men in BLACK. HURHUR.
He looks quite good here.
BLACKMAN <3 <3 <3.
ZOMG!!!!!!!
HANSUMBOY!!!
No words needed, really.
Was everyone already expecting this to happen?
Was I the last to know?
Should I?
Shouldn't I?
I need to think about it.
I don't wanna end up getting hurt or hurting you.
We might and we might not.
Don't get your hopes up too high.
Was I the last to know?
Should I?
Shouldn't I?
I need to think about it.
I don't wanna end up getting hurt or hurting you.
We might and we might not.
Don't get your hopes up too high.
BATMAN IS COOL BECAUSE HE HAS A CAPE X].
HEH.
I'm out.