oh yeah, a shoutout to MHD HARIS A.K.A BLACKMAN !
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA i know you're a fan of my blog la!
don't try to hide it. hehehehehe.

my left nostril was tingling the whole day.
anyone have any idea what that means?

A small boy came to play.
He came in with his dad.
Please note they are both nerds.
Round black thick-framed glasses, BOWL HAIRCUT (yes BOWL ohmyshit!).
Identical "HUH-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT'S-GOING-ON-PLEASE-DON'T-SHOOT-ME-EVEN-THOUGH-I-LOOK-LIKE-MY-IQ-IS-zerO" look.
ohmyshit.
then his dad came over and said : excuse me miss, we can't log in ( to maple).
i walk over there and they tell me : the letters on the keyboard are faded, cannot see properly.
*dies*
what kind of kid from this generation doesn't know the placings of the letters on a QWERTY KEYBOARD ?! ohmyshit!?
( Then again, it could be that i'm just a freak and they are normal for not knowing but whatever .)
I walked back to the counter and a stupid boy knocks into me and trips me with his foot by accident. yes it was an accident but still - APOLOGIZE YOU NINNYPOOT.And of course, he didn't apologize. slap your loserish face too la. fuck! no manners. real cheesed off.
argh.

i built a wall around to stop the pain from barbed arrows. you knocked down those walls only to stab me in the left ventricle with a fork. ohmyshit. sorry i'm too stupid for you. Out the window my self esteem flies.

"COME BACK, YOU POOTPOOT!", i demanded.
"ASTALAVISTA BABY!", it said.

ohmyshit. it's gone.

someone puked on the lan shop floor.
fabulous.
a fat tubby chinese boy.
puked right in the middle of the main walkway.
shit-coloured rice and fish.
yummy.
smells fabulous.
oh yes, a stupid moron , sitting on a chair, rolled OVER the entire mess.
yay ALTOGETHER NOW , say:
DUMBFUCK !
i yelled at him ( the dumbfuck, not the fat boy).
who wouldnt?
argh. cleaning vomit is NOT fun.
then, his mother came up to me and said :
excuse me, can you please suspend his timing? in case he wanna come back and play .
*resists the urge to strangle her*
excuse me miss - your son just puked all over my floor.
argh.
i need to shit! hehehe.
oh yeah . this is soo funny!

heheheh XD.

LALALALALALA.
i have a secret.
I ate Sesame Coated Fish on Tuesday.
and on wednesday my shit was speckled with sesame seeds.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
shit ( excuse the pun).
i think i'm going insane.
hahaha.
PANGSAIPANGSAIPANGSAI!!!!

//joe B L A N K says:
now how the fuck did you know i wear panties?

now there's a shocker.
no - not really actually. HAHAHA.

let's ponder upon religion.
religion is what you believe in. something you have complete faith in? i've stopped going to church simply because i do not believe. does my mind reject what i've seen throughout these years? the curing of cancer; the blind who see again; the cripple who walk once again; i have seen the evidence but yet my brain tells me : this cannot be true.
and i flee, because i cannot comprehend?
out of fear? or rejection of the unfamiliar?
i cannot force myself to go to church when i do not have faith. it isn't right to call myself a christian when i do not pray. when i do not believe.
i'm vulgar , and i can be a real ass sometimes. i will not call myself a christian and tarnish the reputation of christianity.
man this is giving me a headache.
i'm not against christianity, just , basically , i do not think of myself as a christian.

OMG I"M SO TOTALLY BORED .
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!
i'm like spamming everyone on msn. haha.
i was talking to JOE.

yep, he's the one that's banging my brother.
He acts cool and everything but i have uncovered his secret!


he's actually GAY !!!


First, watch this




ok now for the EVIDENCE



//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
OH NO!
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
SHE'S BLIND!
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
OMG! THE GUY DONATED HIS EYES!?!
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
wlao..
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
okay that sad
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
touching lar..
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
wlao...
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
the guy so nice.
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
awww...
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
DON'T YOU DARE SAVE THAT CONVERSATION!
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
haha
[ yOKo ] says:
lol
[ yOKo ] says:
you're GAY LA
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
I DUNNO LAR!
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
haha
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
i know it sounds fake lar. but really i dunno
[ yOKo ] says:
-.-
//joe B O R E D O M this sucks says:
poot~

HAHAHAA.told you i was bored. hahaha.

yvonne has diarrhoae.


must be all that bad karma


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sorry - i couldn't resist.

today was a really crappy day. quite literally in fact.
woke up late. pissed off my dad in doing so, as well as the sister and mom.
Sister nagged me so i got defensive and yelled at her and my mom got more pissed. Got a cab and realised i have no moola .luckily , that cab had a VISA machine thingy. Argued with jamie.
Worked for very long.
Apologized to sister.
Went for dinner with jamie's family + ziying and shaun.
Quarreled with jamie some more.
Had diarrhoea.
Ate.
Had more diarrhoea.
Ate.
Took meds.
I'm still having diarrhoea.
hiphiphoorah.
Got home.
Argued with sister again.


Oh yes - at some point of the day i felt my heart implode in my chest. the old jamie's emerged again. after the implosion i felt it disintegrate. bye bye heart.


today just sucked ass.


ps - in case you didn't know, diarrhoea sucks ass too.

hello. i'm about to go kill myself. i'm that bored.
botak botak where are you?
ziying's coming back later.
yay yay yay XD. amanda talked to me on msn yst night. how did we even drift? will we be able to patch things up?
oh yes- i think my sense of humor packed up it's bags and ran away.
noooooooo =(

had to do a little soul searching these few days. what do i want? what am i prepared to do to get it? am i ready? should i stay? should i go?
who am i to say you're not good enough ?
maybe it's i just want too much.
i want a good life next time.
spend when i want to.
eat sashimi when i get cravings.
a nice little house , two kids , a corgi.
i guess that makes me superficial and shallow and selfish.
my brain says BE PRACTICAL
my heart says GIVE IT A CHANCE.
yeah yeah yeah, love will conquer all and blah blah blah. but no - i don't believe in fairy tales anymore. love won't put food on the table.love won't pay the electrical bills. love won't do anything but pull wool over your eyes and tell you that love is actually enough. let's be straight flat out honest. money isn't really the real issue. it's maturity.
you're getting there, but i had to wait for two years to see the difference. i know you're putting in effort, but if i wait anymore , before you know it i'm 35 and my eggs have withered.
i want to go out. have fun. test the waters. be open to opportunity if it comes knocking. i'm only 17.
do keep that in mind.

okayy. it's about time i blogged. ( zinc has been nagging me to blog abt her b'day -.-")
6/7 October
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINDY LIN ZIYING
warning : LONG POST / photoblog ahead.
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay.
the first part of friday was really crappy, sis wouldn't get sparklers/glowsticks for me cuz she didn't want to cuz i went to the shop at night and it was closed and she could have gotten them but didn't want to.so i was really pissed and shit cuz the reason she gave was pretty crappy too. so after work ran to toa payoh central to get em and LO AND BEHOLD sparklers were sold out( but i bought a little plastic ,gaudy tiara to make up for it) and had to pay by CASH and i only had nets had to run to the atm machine and back and dropped my phone and almost fell.other than that i guess it was okay. LOL.
okay to the good stuff. ran around with dan to collect her SUPER EXPENSIVE PERSONALIZED NYDC cake at wheelock then had to run to juction 8 to get the elmo balloon she liked and then had to scheme and plan with daniel how to shove the GODAMN CAKE into his bag but it kept shifting and it didn't help that his bag weighed like 3kg or something . anyway, managed to shove it in, reached marina bay and THE BIRTHDAY GIRL WAS LATE WAH LAO EH.-.- . humph. so bu zi dong can? lol.SHE came in this HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT dress(that i picked muahahah)with shaun and she was SMOKING. sam,cindy,wilson were missing tho. hmmm. anyway met ziyings' friends, Dwan,Joann,Wenjing ( BLOODY HELL HER SKIN SO SMOOTH)and Eileen. edward was alittle late, so we went to eat tepanyaki first. hmmmm. nothing much happened there. told lame jokes , took random pictures to annoy her friends, ate alot, talk some more take mroe random pictures. hahaha. THEN OPEN HER BLOODY EXPENSIVE PREZZIE. her poly friends gave her a roxy bag, and our grp gave her DKNY BE DELICIOUS (so bloody ex can?. did i mention shaun bought her the 79 dollar dress?) lol.then shaun,dan,ed,me, and THE BIRTHDAY GIRL went to sentosa to celebrate her b'day.

FIRSTLY , bloody hell i think it really was HER day. first, the bus came IMMEDIATELY ( for when we went to eat), normally you have to wait kinda long for the bus to come. then went to the mrt and BLOODY HELL it was waiting for us. THENNNNnnn went to harborfront to take the sentosa shuttle bus and AGAIN it was WAITING FOR US. did i mention there was NO ONE ELSE on the bloody thing? machiam we CHARTERED it FOR HER can?? then after entry had to take the blue line bus to the beach. and it was TOTALLY EMPTY. damn i love it when i plan stuff and it goes soooooooooo smooothly. except for the missing sparklers-it really was a pain in the ass. okay back to the birthday. thennnnnnnnnnn when we reached the beach it was about 11.40pm, so we had to get to that little island across the bridge realllly quickly . if not midnight then HOW TO CELEBRATE? so anyway, it so happened that there were some people celebrating lantern festival, and WAH LAO EH THEY actually lit candles along the bridge and it was TOTALLY ROMANTIC AND DAMN NICE and the haze just added to the "mysterious / romantic" vibe. sweet. so anyway me and dan ran across first to set up the cake next to the beach. and it just so happend there was a nice big flat rock we could put the cake on. how coincidental is THAT? -.- . so anyway set up the cake and stuffed the candles in lit it up and it was 11:59!!!! TRYING TO CHIONG to MAKE THE GLOW STICKS INTO BRACELETS AND SHOVE IT UP HER WRISTS AND COUNTDOWN AND TRY TO NOT LET HER SEE HER CAKE SIMULTANEOUSLY IS DAMN HARD I TELL YOU. SO AT EXACLTY MIDNIGHT we sang her her birthday song ( also specially tailored for her). here's how it goes:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOuu
WE DAN SIBEI GU ( wait very long for the midnight geddit? GEDDIT? WHY NO ONE GEDDIT????)
WE SPENT SO MCUH MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY
NOW WE'RE ALL BROKE TOOOOOOOOOOooo
lol ya something liddat la. then after that there was a grp of people beside us setting off - you guessed it- SPARKLERS . TAMADE I WAS SO CHEESED OFF CAN? lol. so anyway , try to ignore the sparklers - oh yes they were WHISTLING SPARKLERS - those that make a lot of bloody noise- so quite hard to ignore la.lol i was logistics head for that day: forks, glowsticks, sparklers,lighters,candles,cake,prezzie . lol. machiam SUPPLIER . lol. they decided to let the balloon up into the air. of course i PROTESTED LIKE MAD LIKE WTF WASTE MY MOOLA AND LET IT FLY AWAY LIKE TOTALLY WASTE MY MOOLA @#(*@*(#(@*#&(@*#&*( but it's what she wanted to OKAY LOR. -.- . then i requested shaun play an emo song on his walkman phone, so he played Where'd you go, the song by fortminor/holly brooke. then she let go of the balloon and it felt really soothing. no ,really, as we watched it float away you could feel yourself calm down. maybe it was the emo song. maybe it was how she released it. maybe it was cuz the night was really special. or maybe it's just me. lol.so anyway after that went to the sheltered area to slack after camwhoring like mad. eddie fell asleep while me and zinc had a gooood loong girl talk.we left out stuff with him to go get water @ palawan beach which was pretty far away. found a little wading pool/fountain. there was a sort of waterfall thingy in the middle, and we stuck a cup there and tried to throw our glowsticks to knock it down. stupid daniel won twice so i had to treat him to 2 bottles of soyabean. -.-. lol CHEAP THRILL i know but sooooooo fun. lol. we sat around the wading pool and threw in our lightsticks. really pretty and romantic anD WHY I ALWAYS PLAN PEOPLE'S B'DAY SO NICELY????? WHAT ABOUT MINE HUH HUH HUH ? lol ok back to the birthday. walked back to ed, and brought ed to palawan beach . sat there and played DAIDI and had more cheap thrills. at abt 6am went to bathe. the girls toilet was pretty creepy and i kept hearing sounds and zinc got freaked out so we went over to the guy's bathroom cuz there was no one around. so i held the door closed for zinc while she bathed and shaun ed dan kept watch to see no one disturbed us. lol then this guy popped outta nowhere and saw me and kinda got shocked and he kinda freakd out then ran outta the toilet. lol. lowe thought the bus came in at 9am only, so therefore we had to walk out. but in fact teh first bus came at 7am and drove right past us and the bus driver signalled us. not sure what the hell he was signalling so we ran all the way to the bus stop and HE DIDN't WAIT FOR US BLOODY HELL.dan got pissed cuz he had to run aroud carrying his heavy bag. dun emo lei. anyway, after that shaun brought her out. to spend her b'day as a couple. sweet. ahahaha. then i rushed down to changi to fetch my boyfriend. yay =).
all in all it was a fantabulous day. i'm glad you enjoyed it =). PICTURES! gonna put all 160+ up. mwahahahahahah.

er.dan lor. who else. LOL.


dan being wierd.


being weird again.


being weird again.


and again.


and again.


and again


and AGAIN.








BLURDAY GIRL


planta. before dawn attacked it.


planta- after. lol.


ed.


shaunie acting cool.


Eileen, zinc,Dawn.


birthday girl smiling like a dingdong.lol.





step pai kia - somehow dan looks for dai then buay song. lol.








LOVES.








roxy bag.





DKNY perfume





no words needed.





smiling like a dingdong- everything dun need to pay MAH.











this is right before shaun fell and his phone dropped out. lol.








random














romantic. or downright creepy. depends on how you look at it. lol




















EXTRA HAIRY FOOT- it's shauns'.


eh -.-








LIGHTBULB!! AHAHAH!








ziying dearie why you look so stiff taking pic with shaun ar -.-" ?


shaun's moobs? chest. lol


lol i like this pic. hahaha check out his expression. ahahah XD


emo-ing?


dan's shoes.


quess why elmo's smiling?














nice shot. a little dark, but still nice XD








LOL


he wants you to know it's a porche in disguise.


horribly expensive cake XD.yummy tho XD.





























errr .. LOL





glowsticks. =)











my fave =)



































STEP AH LIAN XD


his eyes are closed.


and again.


and again



































releasing the $8 balloon >.<




























on another note, went to eat tepanyaki with his family, ate some ice cream at serangoon garden village. it's a quaint, cozy little place . very ulu. =). HUGE PORTION of yummy ice cream . 2 scoops for 4 bucks only! haahhaa. YUMMY! haato ice cream. means heart or something XD