yst was a fucked up crap shit day. i was working @ the toa payoh lan shop, and this china slut-hole was being and CHEEBAI. fucking fed up la. you wanna come into the fuckign lan shop, you fucking have to SIGN IN. they're group consisted of 4 people, but only 3 had signed in. so i - POLITELY, mind - told them that the 4th girl had to sign in. and she was like : SHE ASK US TO SIGN IN THEN SIGN IN LOR ( in chinese) in this fucking cheebye sluthole voice of hers - FUCKING LOUDLY. GO SHOVE IT BITCH. or maybe go fuck a goat. RULES ARE RULES BITCH. DON"T WANNA SIGN IN THEN DON"t COME TO MY FUCKING LAN SHOP TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF ALRIGHT? slut hole. the best part? they KEPT on arguing, "WHY MUST SIGN IN ? SHE NOT PLAYING WHAT??". FUCK YOU, don't understand izzit? YOU STEP INTO THE FUCKING LAN SHOP YOU MUST FUCKING SIGN IN OK ?? FUCK. and she HAD her EZlink with her, she just didn't want to sign in. don't sign in then don't motherfucking play la. dickbrains. sigh.
oh yeah. so i wanted to take cab homr with yvonne, then we were queing at the taxi stand ? then some MOTHER FUCKING FAT CHEEBAI BITCH stood a little way off from the TAXI STAND, AND SNATCHED IT !!!!!!!!!! CHAOOOOOO CHEEEEEEEEEEEE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEe. THE QUEUE HOW MOTHERFUCKING LONG YOUR FATS COVERING YOUR EYES IZZIT?? IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING IT?? so i screamed at her. i SAID: OI!!!!!!!!!!!! DON't CUT QUEUE LA!!!!!!!!!! no seriously, i shouted across. she freaked out and froze for a bit, then she JUMPED INTO THE CAB!!! FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN EVERYONE AT THE TAXI STAND POINTED MIDDLE FINGER AT HER. haha. deserve it. fucking no-mannered whore. YOUR MOTHER NVR TEACH U MANNERS AR CHEEBAI? fuck. WAH THEN ANOTHER MAN COME STEAL CABBBBB>............................................... SHOUTED AGAAIN and he just ZZHAO into the cab. honestly, the cabbies are at fault too ok? fuck you la, TAXI STAND FOR WHAT USE? FUCKING DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE CAB THEN CHEEBAI DON'T DRIVE OK? FUCKHEADS. GIVE PRIORITY TO TO PEOPLE AT THE TAXI STANDS CUZ IT'S THE DESIGNATED PICK UP POINT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL CAB SNATCHERS SHOULD GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! frustrated.
go and die, all you motherfucking people who cut queues, snatch cabs, and look down on people in customer service jobs. i hope all of you kanna knock down by car, break all your bones, become a vegetable, your family go broke cuz they pay all your hospital bills, then they all become crazy and commit mass suicde / go to IMH , and therefore their girlfriend/in-laws/boyfriends will come and murder you in your sadly pathetic VEGETATIVE STATE.

WARNING : DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EATING/ JUST EATEN
i was at PS yst. on my way home, in the MRT, it struck. my stomach gurgled. it growled. my bowels screamed. but i couldn't. i had to CONTROL IT !! dhoby ghaut to simei. abt 15 stops. wah lao eh. time : 9.32pm. i held my breathe ( and anal muscles. lol). AT kallang,i thought to myself, stop @ bedok , cab back home la. AT bedok i thought to myself, stop @ tenah merah , take cab la. @ tanah merah, i thought - nvm save moola, take cab @ simei. AT simei, silly me decided the walk home. saving money didn't save me my dignity, that's for sure. so anyway, i walked.then i jogged. then i RAN FOR IT. my COLON WAS YELLING AT ME, " RUN YOKO RUN YOU STUPID KIAM SIAP $3-also-cannot-spend-on-taxi-when-you-got-diarrhoae BITCH!!!"
so i ran la. FUCKING HELL!! I RAN UP THE STAIRS THEN TO MY GATE THEN I FOUND OUT SOME IDIOT GONGGONGBERDANGDANG FUCKING HOOKED IT !! by hooked i mean some one latched it, using an S-hook and wire. plus , it was on the MOTHERFUCKING INSIDE OF THE GATE, cheeBYEEEEEEEE, i was fiddling with it for so long i swear my shit almost EXPLODED out my anus! finally unhooked the bloody arsefaced latch, unlocked the GATE and the DOOR ( nabei why the fuck we got 3 sets of doors for anyway?? and 2 inner doors need to be unlocked TWICE for fuck sake -.-). i didn't even have time to lock both sets of inner doors! i was so kanchiong i locked the innermost door only once , dropped my stuff and dashed for the toilet. i swear i could hear the hallelujah chorus playing man. fumbling with the doorknob, i open the door but - too late. BRACK BRACK BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !!! LOL. my crap came out la. LOL. i shit my pants. woo hoo. lol. time check : 10.24pm. i defied gravity for 52 mins man. lol. why am i telling you this? dunno lei. lol. my brother said he's gonna tell everyone so i might as well save myself and tell it with humour. remember this well: THE NIGHT YOKO SHIT HER PANTS.
lol.

YVONNE YEAP OWES ME S$15.90 CUZ SHE BROKE MY EARRINGS

umm. er. hi. lol. haven't been updating in a really long while. so anyway, here are some updates.
- i've gone back to help @ dad's shop.
er. that's abt it. HAHAHA. yes i know my life is uneventful -.-. oh well. haven't been meeting up with lydia zinc and manda . feel very un-updated. haha. everyone's busy and shit. wah lao. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. stuff i wanna do soon b4 i leave to aus. ( yes i AM going to aus)
- watch the sunset/sunrise
- visit the zoo/night safari/jurong birdpark
- volunteer @ SPCA
- fly kite
- wakeboard/cable ski
- bake a cake
LALALALA. hope to do these SOON and NOT procrastinate anymore. BAH. oh yeah. met up with mr chua,sam,shaun,layyung. layyung has a lip piercing !!! like -.-" ?????????? lol. damn funny, he can squirt water out! COOL RIGHT?? LOL!! hmmmmmmmmmmm so we totally were bitching the whole time la. quite funny. LALALAALALALALA.
so i've beeeeeeeeeen working everyday. therefore my life is back to normal . i think. aiya. so complicated -.-. LALALA BOING BOING. oh yah. i punk edward (again).
i was online, so i talked to him using TwiTxz LanGuagE LikE Dis NehZXz ! lol. then i told him crap like moii iSh SteLLa'XiaOo99 woRxZ , blah blah blah. lol. then i told him i was YokO dE CouSin nEHxz. lol. then he laughed at me so i said whyYy EUuu LauGh aT moixZ ? moiZx SaDsaD dE =( ~ . LOL. then i said mOii CaLl yOko heRe baHxz. lol. then i went into YokO mode and told him : OI WTF you make my cousin cry for what? lol . then he got stunned and was like YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A COUSING CALLED STELLA and i said yes i did!! lol. then he kept apologizing to "her". HAHAHAHAHAHA.

me:nVm baRhxz. Euuu Didnn'T knoW ANyWaes . iSH oKaEexz.
Edward:Umm. ok. sorry again. i didn't know you were Yoko's cousin..
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. i AM SO MEAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. but after that he foud out cuz he asked my bro if i had a cousin called stella -.-. spoiler. lol. but it was fuckign funny while it lasted. LOL !! oh well. boing boing boing. i wanna get a cat/dog/chinchilla. something small, furry, low maintainence. !! HEHEHE !! oh well. i've shifted to the third floor now.. room is smaller, but much neater la. maybe i shall decorate it. lol. MAYBE. i'm such a big procrastinator with big plans and BIG IDEAS but i'm too lazy to put them into action. AHAAH. NEHNEHNEHBUBU . jamie gave me flowers =). but. he plucked them from a bush -.-. and we WALKED PAST THE BUSH. lol. he was laughign so hard. what an idiot. lol. he plucked a pink flower from an overhead tree. pretty flower =). LALA. oh yah!! my phone bill dropped from 90++ to 46 ONLY! wah lao eh damn i'm GOOD! HAHAhAHAHA. =P. oh well. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ok that's abt it. LALA. =).i have this business idea that i'm gonna put into action but i haven't told many ppl cuz i think ppl will actually laugh. that kidna sucks. bah. so anyway. i'm gonna put it into action, and if it works , well good for me lor. HAHAHAHA. so aNyyway. liddat la. that's all for now. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. btw i'm typing this @ work. i've been too busy WORKING to update. hopefully i'll be a RICH bitCH at the end of this la =). MWAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKZ