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no rest for the wicked.
ABOOT

Yoko;
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
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Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.

As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.

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Adnan ; Amos(anus); Collin; David; Derek; Desiree; Faris; Grace; Homan ; Issac; Joanna; Joe Lee ; Jolene ; Joseph; Lilin; Lydia; Peixin; Qinyi; Yvonne ; Ziying

FLICKR/Aranair;
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ZOMGOODNESS!

.ExCUSE YOU!..{ Sunday, April 30, 2006 }

my sis blogged. read it.
so anyway , i'm now a JAMIE SLUT. actually, she already said that quite some time back. and some FUCKER TAGGER HER BOARD and assumed that i have slept with jamie. kanina people say you believe? and i SAY YOU'RE A DICK FACE. OOOOH LOOK QUICK ~!!! go check the damn mirror to see if your face has grown a DICK !!! puleeze.
i'm really too pissed to argue, so i'll make it short.
-first she says i'm rude to leave my schedule lying around. i didn't. i FORGOT TO take it, plus i left it on table, (ecuz i am a chickenshit, and sleep in her room. so i moved to my parent's room in the middle of the night, and she can't sleep with the light on - i was being considerate.)
-i DID NOT SEE HER OUT-STRETCHED hand. if it was even outstretched in the first place. becuz as ihad blogged earlier,i was opn the floor crosslegged and my back was towards her.
- she didn't have to drop it. i was gonna turn already, but she dropped it anyway.
- "Can you imagine someone who's a piece of shit with NO FUCKING manners that RECENTLY learnt that you have to greet your parents before eating telling YOU". er what the FUCK? i did that long ago . get a life.
she blogged this:
Oh yeah, let me tell u a secret. My dumb sister is AFRAID to sleep in her own room. Haha. Can you believe it? After acting all self righteous and all, she's actually afraid to sleep in her own room. She's scared. Must sleep in my room or worse, MY PARENT'S room. At 17 years of age. Haha. I told her that since she's so self-righteous, then what is she afraid of? She couldn't answer me. All that talk about me being rude is bullshit. Especially when it's coming from her. Everyone knows that. Anyone that sees the way she talks to my parents or me knows that she has no repect for her elders and that she has no manners at all. No respect for teachers and especially no respect for her parents. She's seriously in self-denial. Haha. So must for that self-righteous bullshit she preaches about. Haha. Poor little Jamie slut. So sad. Go hide in your room and cry lahz. Opps, i forgot. You're scared of your own room. Aww....


i nvr said i was self-righteous. i admit, in the past, i was a total bitch to my parents, no manners, but hey, i woke up didn't i? i try not to talk with an attitude and shit. i give respect to teachers when they earn it. and i wasn't rude to you, not till you were rude first. and what self righteous bullshit? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE i PREACHED honestly? sleep in her room so what? i'm a chickenshit. don't like to sleep in my own room. so ? i can be a mean bitch, and reveal all your secrets and fears and shit too. but, unlike you, at least i have a little bit of class and honour. i won't go abt doing what you did, slamming me. i shall not. i refuse to be you. what with you always telling me i'm fat, i'm ugly, i'm shallow, i'm naive, i'm gullible. actually, why don't you just come right out and say it, instead of dropping little hints here and there?
i'm just never gonna be good enough eh ?
well bully for you =). i don't give a fuck.
i may be ugly short and fat on the outside, but hey, at least i'm beautiful on the inside. nothing plastic surgery and Lipo and a little cash won't cure =D !!
HA. i feel happier now. i REFUSE REFUSE REFUSE TO STOOP TO YOUR LEVEL !! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

HEH.

NEH NEH NEH BU BU ^^




.boo..{ Friday, April 28, 2006 }

hello again. i'm conversing with M. M said, i've hurt ----- with me words. and said that SHE SAID she's numb to my words. -.- .
here's the million dollar question : am i a mean bitch ?
i wanna blog abt it but i can't blog abt becuz someone is emotionally blackmailing me . but you should know one thing. i'm am fucking pissed right now. M, what i said makes sense and you know it. she had NO ONE ELSE. her parents - dont' get me started. her sisters - almost non-existant.and , *** the only one who could have been there, whose circumstances were FLEXIBLE ??? i put *** in a spot, only for ----- for she seemed desperate.NOW I am to blame, becuz i pressured *** and therefore INDIRECTLY PRESSURED YOU?!?!?!?!
bull.
shit.
BULLSHIT.
that's pure grade A bullshit for you.
you try to help, and you get the brunt of it. don't call me next time then. or maybe, keep the fucking desperation outta your voice so you won't fucking worry me so much that i felt the need to insist on her company.

this is bullshit.
pure.unadulterated BULL




.bitch ==..{ }

yvonne is a bitch. there's no other way to put it. guess what happened this morning? i was sitting on my room floor, sifting through reciepts, she came in and said, oi your schedule, i'm still looking at the receipts and i said i have one already, it's on top of my dresser. then she said , that's the APril one la, not the may one, and DROPPED THE CHEE BYE SCEHDULE ON THE FLOOR.like what the fuck ? i told her, don't do that, that's damned rude. and she ignore me and walked to her room. so i followed and told her, did you hear me ? don't do that again, it's very rude. please NOTE THAT I SAID THIS ALL VERY NICE AND POLITELY OK ? can you tell i'm trying my best not to swear ? hmm, lets see, and she said:" yah la yah la. whatever. don't talk to me. "
LALAL WHAT THE F? i'm being nice, not shouting, not swearing, and she dismisses me like - what? fuck off , i'm not obligated to be nice to you, you're only my slut of sister. holy fuck, have you ever heard suched fucked up shit in your life ? guess not.
then after ignoring me she sms-ed me :
Don't talk to me about manners when you yourself is like shit. Not keeping the schedule that i put in effort to do is not rude lahz ? pass to you, you refuse to reacj out your hand and take is my problem ar? it's your freakin schedule, Don't want then say, so i won't print yours. Fix your own stupid attitude. you're in no position to tell me not to be rude. Look at yourself first. piece of shit.
LALALALA. so fun right?
i told her she mumbled some shit and dropped the schdule, and SHE"S OFFENDED I DIDN"T TAKE HER SCHEDULE ? please la. is that the MOST FUCKED UP EXCUSE for crankiness/ inate bitchness you've EVER HEARD? puhleze.
yah balls, my back towards her hor i know she wanna PASS TO ME CAn? cannot say, eh TAKE LEI, must DROP ON THE FLOOR!! fuck. and now she says, i'm not responsible , and it's manners to keep what ppl give you properly. HA.HA.HA WHAT THE FUCK. MANNERS = NOT BEING A RUDE LITTLE BITCH. too bad - cuz you evidently have none. SHE SAYS NO RESPONSIBILITY = NO MANNERS. rubbish. i admit i might not be all that fucking responsible, but get a fucking life ok ? i fucking talk FUCKING NICELY TO YOU, YOU CHAO BYEBYE GIVE ME ATTITUDE, obviously i give it RIGHT BACK. BY THE WAY, GET THIS into your tiny little brain. responsiblity does not equal to manners ok ? i talked nicely, you should have too. you should have explained yourself, say something like, you left your schedule, take it back. i would have turned and TOOK IT FROM YOU, YOU CHEE BYE. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, must say, oi your schedule. i say i already have, you say NO, that's aprils ( in the tone reserved only for extremely dumb dogs). well fuck you ok? you get what you give . you gave fucked up shit, i didn't return it at first, but you wanna be so fucked up, then you go fuck a goat or something ok?
poor goat. haha. how sickening to have a sister like this yeaH? and she's been cranky these few days. how fun. dunno how i put up iwth her shit, really. she doesn't even treat her FRIENDS this bad. can you see her doing that to beka? please, she'd probably be sweeet and shit, and say Beka, your schedule, next time don't forget kaez? hehe LOVE YOU . CHAO CHEEEEEEEEEE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. wierd huh? she treats everyone better than me, and bullies me into submission every fucking time. i let the dog out to clean IT'S SHIT AND PEE, AND the dog bit her nike dunks. and i HAVE TO PAY 50 FOR THE NEW PAIR. fair ? no. i bought new earrings, 15.90. she took and wore the them and they broke . i ask her to buy me a new pair. no, why should she? she didn't break them on purpose what. she clear her fucking room, got stuff to bring down. it's fucking late at night, maybe 11 plus, and she ask me to bring down for her, i say put at the corridor, bring down for you tmr morning. CANNOT. must bring down NOW. cheeken. and i say NO, tired, TOMORROW LA. and she get pissed, throw temper. wooOHOOO !! fun eh ? sickening, no? there's obviously much much much MUCH MORE, but hey, don't wanna whine anymore, sound so fucked up. just have to accept it .
anyway.
JAMIE COMING OUT TOMORROW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !!!!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! at least THAT's something to be happy about =) . who gives a fuck abt her. BAH.
excuse the vulgarities. i tried =X. wahahaha.




.UPDATE !!..{ Tuesday, April 25, 2006 }

OK. haven't posted in like, a week. SORRY !! shifting house and everything, NO INTERNET !!! T_T !! yet. hehe. so anyway, didn't talk to amanda for quite long cuz of the misunderstanding, felt like we were both avoiding each other. so anyway called her and talked lor, felt better. LALALALA. my rooms are maroon and TEAL X). awesome right ? heh. and my bed came. it's a SUPER SINGLE. i bought a SINGLE mattress. the bed frame dwarfed the mattress man -.-. SIAN. gotta bring backto ikea and CHANGE IT !! TaMaDe ! bah. anyway, my room looks ok. not what i imagined it to be, but nice la. hehe. my sister's room is a like a barbie doll house come to life man. SIAO. you step into the room the awesome PINKNESS WILL BLIND YOU !! WAHAHAHAHA ! oh yah, as usual, ziying killed my braincells. there was a RAT in the toapayoh lan shop. she saw it and screamed her bloody ASS OFF -.-. i had to glue my ears back on - they fell off . it aws 11pm, we were closing up the shop. so there was a group of small kids, 3 of them. 2 of them were bothers, lets call them BIG FAT and SMALL FAT. and another cute ( but damn annoying) little bugger, ah TENG. and a malay( or was it idian?? ) dude. so the dude took the broom and chased the rat, it ook a empty POLO box and chased after it. the dude SWEPT IT TO ZIYING. ZIYING, FOR CHRIST SAKES !! she SCREAMED AGAIN ( as usual) and killed my eardrums. and the she used AH TENG to BLOCK !!!! WHAT THE FUCK ??? LOL. you're 17 this yr -.-. you used a 7 or 8 yr old kid to BLOCK YOU ? wah lao eh. throw face man -.- .. then i chased the rat and ziying tried to run away and LUNGAH ME . BOOM. ( ow), then i recovered and tried to continue chasing and BOOM. ow. AH teng PLUS SMALL FAT knock into me -.-. double ow. did i mention all this while they were screaming like the rat was nibbling their balls or something? OMG !!! IN THE END CUZ THEY LUNGAH ME THREE TIMES THE RAT RAN INTO THE ROOM AND HID. it's missing now -.-. damnit. thanks to Ms. SIREN . lol. did i mention we gained an audience ? badminton players were wondering what the hell we were doing. BAH.

oh yah, i arranged my furniture, and went to bathe. MY MOM SNEAKED INTO MY ROOM AND ATTACKED IT !!!! BY THAT I MEAN SHE REARRANGED EVERYTHING !! -.-. ITCHY HANd!!!!! kao. when i finished bathing, i step into my room i was likE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?@(#&*^@#*(^ ?!?!?

-.- .. and my mom still ask me : " like that nicer HOR ? " ...
i.am.speechless. LOL. my mom is so ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. lol. she doesn't want to put my stuff back. -.-. i have to shift AGAIn !! *^&$*#!! lol. sigh. down to my last 20 bucks man! crazy -.-. 400 bucks drop to 20. so SAD T-T ... i came up with a list of things i want to get/do. it's damn long. WAHAHAHAHA. should i put it here? ok la. bored anyway.
stuff the QUEEN ( that's me ) wants to do/get
- wallet
- glam bag from BUGIS
- tote bag
- pink mambo jacket
- denim skirt
- denim shorts
- LINGERIE X)
- flats
- ballet flats
- sneakers
- nceklace from FunCDeko
- necklace from WHITeRoom
- mani/pedi
- roxy bikini @ marina square
- tongue piercing
- Dj-ing Course
- exercise =X
- take up BELLY DANCING !!
- WAkE BOARDing
- Adidas Necklace @ fareast
- Chunky bracelets
- box for my TIARA X)
- BIKINI WAX ( heh heh =P)
- BiG STUD EARRINGS
- FUNKY HAIR
i think that's abt it. ahaha. there's more but i can't think of any right now. hehe. oh well . BORED. ziying and amanda's gone to POLY X.X. i'm ALONE !! nOOOOOOOOOOOO. eh my birthday is on a tuesday my convict can't spend the day with me he's in camp. =(. ziying and amanda have sch =((. wah lao. alone on my birthday damn SIAN. DAD AND BRO B'DAY COMING UP !! HOW??? WHAT TO GET !?!?!?!? HELP !!!!!!!!!!




.?..{ Monday, April 17, 2006 }

it's 6.07 am. i can't bloody believe i'm awake at this time ? AGAIN ? -.-". BAH. worked with ziying @ toapayoh today. KNN SHE KEEPS KILLING MY BRAIN CELLS !! WHYYYY??? WHY ME???????????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo T-T ...
EXAMPLE : two boys walked past the counter. they looked alike.same height. same hairstyle. same glasses. that's because ............................. THEY WERE TWINS !!!! and ziying said ( drumroll please ) :

.

.

.
WOO THEY LOOK LIKE TWINS !!!!


oh. my. god. she said it with THIS EXPRESSION --> o.0 !!
yoko's brain cells = going . going. gone.
WAH LAO EH. i swear her brain size is like this


yep. the size of a M&m.is that a MINI, you ask ? DAMN RIGHT
bah. oh yah. one of the regular gamers was staring at jamie. bloody asshole. then he took jamie's umbrella and walk out of the lan shop ( i think it was him). jamie went to see but the dude ran away already. he left the umbrella there tho. asshole.jamie was so pissed ! sorry honey, tpY full of assholes.went to watch TAKE THE LEAD. at toapayoh entertainment centre. AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Seriously nice MOVES MAN!!! ok some parts are draggy but it's mostly funny . lol.anyway, only 7 ppl in the theatre. hehe. went to cutover @ tamp. then went to eat @ tampines BLK 138 hawker centre. ! HEHEHEH!! woot the food rocks , as always. we ate rice + mango prawn ( my FAVE !!!!) + sambal KAngKonG + Ha ChionG Kai ( prawn paste chicken ). HEHEHE. DAMN NICE !! then we walked home and chatted all the way =) . had lotsa fun. SWEATed quite a bit. then came home lazy to bathe so just SLEEP X) . hehe. disgusting, yes i know. i STINK NOW. haha. gonna bathe soon ANYWAY. -.-. humph. lol. had a misunderstanding with amanda and zinc. business VS friends. you can't play around with business ziying. business is my PRIORITY . and you've got me stuck in a dilema cuz i didn't wanna make a fuss with you both but i CANNOT OVERLOOK IT ==. on one hand, it's my dad's business, and the other, you're both my besties. don't do it again, you really put me in a spot. it wasn't the money manda, it was the business ethics ok =| ? bah ok anyway. ziying is mad, keep trying the imitate the FAT crossdressing geisha dude on the flyer of THE MAGIC FUNDOSHI .. siao. == . oh yeah. i love this picture. heheh.


you know you love it too X) . watching MAGIC FUNDOSHI ON WEDS!! with amanda and ZIYING ( my poor brain) .ok i'm bored don't wanna blog no more, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.




.paint HOUSe !!..{ Sunday, April 16, 2006 }

HURHUR. yst dragged my convict to paint the house with me =) . HEHEHE. one wall is pink, the other 4 ( yes 4 ) are GREEN !!!! !! MUAHAHAHAHAHA !!! manda's gonna die from shock. turned out suprisingly good actually. HEHE. amanda came over to paint, er , abt a square of the wall ? LOL. cuz she had to rush to meet cindy. BOO =(. LOL. she stuck her foot in my face -.-" ? WTF ? LOL. AMANDA IS SICKENING !! ahahahaha. she brought her COOKIES. her cookies are, ok la. only ok la. OK FINE THEY'RE DAMN NICE AND SCRUMPTIOUS OK ??? hahaha. 2 types, Deformed cookies A, and deformed cookies B. LOL. A was dark, not as crunchy, B was CRIPSY, like biscuit ? WOoT ? BUT oh-SO-GOOD ~!!! HEH I GOT AMANDA'S COOKIES DID YOU ? HUH ? HUH? MUAHAHAHAH. too bad.LALALALAL X) .started painting at 12 pm ? ended at 12 midnight. HAHAHAHA. siao man. cuz jamie is a PERfECTIONIST? paint and paint x.x .. LOL. FREE LABOUR !! HEHE i LOVE MY CONVICT ! hehe. after that, went to 7-11, to eat. bought some spaghetti and we ate by the roadside ! hehe. EH ROmANTIC ok? lol. paint ALL OVER ! soles of my feet COVERED with PAINT ! it's HORRID !! ahahaha. wiped , or rather, SCRUBBED TIL MY ARMS ALMOST BROKE, the paint off the soles of jamie's feet. then he did the same for me. but i'm TICKLISH. BAH. alalalal so now i have paint stuck on the bottom of my feet. damnit.


I AIn't THAT SHORT X) .


YES I KNOW THERE"S Paint ON MY ASS -.-.





.WOOT..{ Friday, April 14, 2006 }

i'm so loving this song !!! No tomorrow by Orson. FUCKING NICE ! WOOT ! HEHEHEHEH X). bad mood though. woot been catching some videos on YoutUbe. go check out SHake it, by Koda Kumi. WOOT !!! prepare to nosebleed till your ass drops. AHAHA. or til you shrivel up like a prune from blood loss -.-" . lol.
Let's go to a rave,
And behave like we're trippin'
Simply 'cause we're so in love.

Funny hats, shiny pants
All we need for some romance,
Go get dolled-up
And I'll pick you up.

There's no line for you and me
'Cause tonight we're V.I.P.
(I know somebody at the door).

I see that twinkle in your eye,
You shake that ass and I just die,
Let's check our coats and move out to the floor.

When I'm dancing with you
Tomorrow doesn't matter.
Turn that music up
'Till the windows start to shatter
'Cause you're the only one who can get me on my feet.
And I can't even dance.

Just look at me, Silly Me,
I'm as happy as can be-
I got a girl who thinks I rock.
And tomorrow there's no school,
So lets go drink some more Red Bull,
And not get home 'till about 6:00.

When I'm dancing with you
Tomorrow doesn't matter.
Turn that music up
'Till the windows start to shatter
'Cause you're the only one who can get me on my feet.
And I can't even dance.

Everybody here is staring
At the outfit that you're wearing
(I) Love it when they check you out.
Cover's only twenty bucks,
And even if the dj sucks
It's time to turn this mutha out!

When we're together
There's no tomorrow

HEHEHEHEH X) .

oh yeah. work @ tamp today, then my sis felt sick so i had to take a bus down to Toapayoh branch instead -.-. had to cancel my date with jamie =(((. OH WELL. tmr he's coming over to paint the house. hmm. dunno how that's gonna work out cuz we're currently ARGUING. again. yes i know. bah. lalalalala. can't be bothered la honestly. BROTHER B'day in 3 weeks, dad's in 4. -.-. OH MY GOD. PRESENT SUGGESTIONS PLEASE?? LALALALALAL. i MISS KHENG MAY LA -.-.sad.




.-.-..{ Thursday, April 13, 2006 }

been working, haven't been online in so long =| .. bah. cut my hair today, at this place called ONE (or was it OPEN?? whatever. anyway. my fringe is fucked up. bah. just read manda's blog, just found out zinc is going for some private course. wah i'm totally not updated la. feel kinda, slightly, a little , left out =| . anyways. cut my hair, felt annoyed. the dude put WAX in my hair ==". WAX. to scruff it up. @*#$ ?? ended up arguing with jamie. cuz i bought a comb and he made a stupid comment. " you like to waste money hor ". WTF. hairlikefuck wanna comb it out can ? bah. i owe amanda 38 dollars. for tix to THE MAGIC FUNDOSHI. er. going next weds. sigh. sad. bought my shampoo. IM" B-R-O-k-E. like 140 PLUS left ? OMG ??? HOW DID 400 DROP TO SO LITTLE ? damn irritated with myself la. NO MONEY. BROKE !!! pay's coming in at the END OF THE MONTH. kanina. -.-. sigh. bought a light for my room. it's a ball. lol cost me 4.50 ONLY. HURHUR X) . cheapo i AM right ? LALALALa. anyways. feeling stoned. amanda's blog song is annoying me .




.ANNOYED..{ Tuesday, April 11, 2006 }

ok. i'm annoyed. let's dissect this " anon" persons' words shall we ?

anonymous :you know going to aussie don't mean a faster route and what makes you think honours is so easily gotten? besides rp cut-off points are lower because the school is new as compared to other schools.

shitty english aside, it might not be a faster route , if i go to JC. but JC is not an option for me. if it was poly, it'd take me 6 yrs, 7 if i want my honors. plus, there's the slim chance of me not getting into poly. someone i know got top 5 % but wasn't accepted in ANY university. and honors, it's an achievement i'm setting my sights on. no doubt i can get it if i put my all into it. puh-leese -.-.. anyway. how many times must i repeat this ? IT'S NEW SCH. DUH ! NEW SCH vs ESTABLISHED SCH, and with the cut off point difference, i can't help but stereotype, which i mentioned before. please read properly k ? bah .-.-


anonymous: you see its because of kids like you who think that when you cannot make it in singapore can make it in australia, thats what make their degree becoming useless. when u spend ur parents' money think of how worthy it is first.

again the crappy english. but - oh well. did i say i couldn't make in S'pore ? PULEEZE LA . rubbish. spend my parents money ? i'm paying them back. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CENT, when i get my job fresh out of university. did you think i have no morals? fuck off please. they're LOANING ME THE MONEY. BALLS . bah. "degree becoming useless? " again, we shall brush aside the shitty english. a degree = a degree. if it smells like a cat, looks like a cat, meows like a cat, has whiskers like a cat , it's a damn cat. a degree = a degree.how "worthy it is" ? let me tell you something. MY DAD WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED ME TO GO IN THE FIRST PLACE.HE THINKS IT'S BEST FOR ME. what the fuck. kids like me ? do you mean ppl who have ambition, drive and dreams ?
DAMN RIGHT ! pfft.
nothing's getting in my way.




.haiya..{ }

wah lan wtf. stupid post got erased. knn.
here i go again. worked til 2.30. went to see house. take measurements. wanna change room with bro. irritated everyone. went to expo to eat. and then there was a restaurant name - GET THIS - MA LAN NOODLES !!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAH !! MALAN !!! HORSE BALLS NOODLES??? WTF??? LOL. as you all know, there a sculptures aplenty at the EXPO. then we passed by one, and i pointed it out to my dad and he said : that's the horse penis with STD .

here's a pic




i think my brain died after he said that -.-

OMG ! he is SOOOO LAME !!! WAH LAO. -.-. so anyway, passed this cuban ( i think) restaurant. they had these bottles with hose/ mouth piece thingy attached, on the tables. my dad said they use it to smoke. they put "cigarette water" inside and smoke. OH MY GOD.

my.
dad.
is.
so.
lame.
AND YOU ALL WONDER WHY I TURNED OUT LIKE THAT?? there's the answer right there man. in your face. wahahaha.
went to eat at ROCKY MASTER. i paid half. wah lao. hahaha. STUPID EUGENE !!! that's my sis's BF , by the way. HE ORDERED ICE LEMON TEA. guess how much ? $3.30!!! FOR A TINY TINY TINY CUP NOT BIGGER THAN MY HAND CAN??? WAH LAN EH !!! STUPID FELLA. i don't recall it tasting that good ok ? BAH !!!! wanna see ??


that's my sister's (deformed) hand. she's got SMALL HANDS.

S$3.30 !!!

BAH. went to cutover at toapayoh. sis + zinc insulted my NON STOP. please la. being fat and ugly ain't illegal. get a life. fuck off. bah.
wanted to go out today, manda not free. my convict said he would accompany me, but he said he was too tired. he ran 5 km today. disappointed . bah. nvm. had a good time with dad . went to by paint for rooms and doors. we have 11 doors to paint ! omg ! bAH. LALALAL my room is gonna be maroon. dull ? i dunno. we'll see. HEHEEHEHEHE. miss him. bah.
here, some random pics.


baby's BANANA-YELLOW SHOES.


Us =)




...{ Sunday, April 9, 2006 }

WHAT THe FUCK !!!


i have to retype this. can't copy. DAMNIT. this was blogged by jamie's cousin, Daphne.


i haf to admit larzx.jamie girl is so frickin..ugly.

blah blah (editing these out twit language hard to type)

jesper(jamie's bro) and jamie .are cute. ahahazx.i mean. the cutest in the chalet.too bad.dey are maaa cuzzinzx..bahhzx.hahazx.but i saw jamie lookin at me. like starin from afar.i was like. starin at his girl.lolzx.uggellii...hahazx.nehmind narhzx.can't be botherd.



BAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was in 2004 @ jamie's family chalet. buT STILL !! OMG I DAMN DULAN -.-. oh my GOD !! i shan't comment. but you all know i'm seething and boiling and am inclined to boiling her intestines in acid don't you ? BAH. i saw her again today. didn't notice her that time. i'm gonna check out her blog to see if she POSTED ABT me. if she did, well, you know the drill. i shall pickle her kidneys . sigh. i ain't that bad !!!

am i ?




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toDAY is jamie's GRANDMA"s birthday ! went to celebrate @ bottle tree village. BAH!! so FAR INSIDE!! bad lighting couldn't see what i was eating -.-. lol LALALALA. had fun. met all his cousins. SO MANY -.- !! woot there was a CUTE BABY !!!! dunno what her name was tho. lol. LALALALALALA. had fun. pangsae amanda and yvonne. think yvonne is pissed. oh well. LALALALAL X) .. BLAH BLAH BLAH. we were leaving and my mom called and my batt died. BAH!! and it was at BOTTLE TREE VILLAGE SUPER NEAR MALAYSIA SO SHE HEARD THE MALAYSIA RING TONE I THINK SHE FREAKED OUT !! so she started scolding me and tell me no to go down to safra. i was supposed to go down to cutover. lol. SO ANYWAY. his mom sent me home. lalala. slept on his lap. hehe. he shaded my eyes. WOOT X). sweet of him. lalalal i love my convict !!

oh my god. BLOODY ***** she is. SLAP HER NEHNEH ALTHOUGH NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT SHE DIDN'T DO WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE AND THE CONSEQUENCES ARE DAMN FUCKING SERIOUS BLOODY HELL HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK OF YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S EDUCATION PLS? BLOODY HELL.DON'T WANNA SWEAR AT YOUR MOTHER, BUT OH MY GOD!!! FUCK MAN -.-. PLEASE GO GROW A BRAIN YOU @#$&*@#*




...{ Saturday, April 8, 2006 }

oh my god.

2006/2007 April Intake DAE - Unsuccessful 07/04/2006 06:36:00 PM

woot o.O?? sigh. disappointed. but it's ok. i'm GOING TO AUS WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS SUCCESFUL. but hey ! OMG I COULDN"T GET IN ? chao bye bye .. stone .. my new room is TINY !! TINY TINY TINY !! but i LOVE IT ! WAHAHAHAHAHA it'S GORGEOUS !! to me anyway. right not it's empty but for a giant KING SIZE BED ( which is going to my mom's room ) so it looks even TINy-er still !! but i love it anyway X) . lalalala bored. don't wanna post no more . bah. disappointed.BAH!!

zinko-fied. so sick of love songs. so tired of tears. so done with wishing. says:
brain so big but still kena rejected what


bitch -.- .




.BAH..{ Thursday, April 6, 2006 }

something bad happened to lyd too. lyd i hope you're ok. for now, you'll grieve. but i hope you feel better soon. You didn't wish for it, so don't blame yourself for the last thing you both did before what happened ok ? i don't know how else to put it, but at least he doesn't feel pain anymore. i really don't know how to comfort you , but i hope you don't bottle it up.. really hope you feel better soon and don't take it too hard. for now, BREATHE IN. BREATHE OUT. BREATHE IN. BREATHE OUT. WOOOOO. SIIIIII. WOOOOOOO. SIIIIII. WOOOO ,. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. i'm here if you need me. call if there's a need. call if there isn't. just call. hope you feel better soon =/




.MOTHER FUCKER!!..{ }

MOTHER FUCKER!?!?!?!?! MOTHER FUCKING FUCKHEAD?!!!!! I'M DAMNED FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW . I JUST WOKE UP. REALLYWOKE UP FROM MY FUNK. I AM SO ANGRY I'M GONNA CUT OFF HIS BALLS!!!!! HOW CAN HE DO THIS TO YOU CHAO BYEBYE.
MOTHER FUCKING CHAO FUCKHEAD !?!!!!! CHEE BYE IF YOU ON RREBOUND YOU BETTER NOT FUCKKING USE HER AS A FUCKING REBOUND CASE OK YOU CHAO CHEE BYE? YOU THINK WHAT??? CHARITY CASE IZZIT? CHAO BYEBYE. STILL SAY SHE'S NOT BACKUP. IF U BREAK UP WITH THT GIRL YOU'LL GO BACK TO HER AND THEN WHAT?? LIKE THAT NOT CALL SPARE TYRE CALL WHAT???? SPARE LEG HUH? OR SPARE RIB? NABEI !!! NOW THAT I'M AWAKE U BETTER NOT FUCKING CALL AGAIN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT U KANINA BEI CHAO PIECE OF SCUM SHIT !!!!!!! YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING COME DOWN TO THE LAN SHOP WHEN I'M THERE OK CHAO BYE BYE !!! WHEN THE FUCK U PLAN TO FUCKING TELL HER YOU PIECE OF SCUM ON THE SCUM OF THE SCUM ??? HUH HUH HUH??? WHEN UR TOES ROT OR WHEN I BRING THE CHOPPER DOWN TO CARVE YOUR BALLS OUT IS THAT IT???? SHE ALREADY HAD SHIT NEWS EARLIER YOU MOTHER FUCKER. CHAO BYE BYE . YOU LUCKY MOTHER FUCKER. YOU FUCKING FUCKING LUCKY I WASN'T REALLY AWAKE YET MAN. IF NOT I FUCK YOUR ASS UPSIDE DOWN INSIDEOUT TILL UR TOES ERUPT. KNN -.-. ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN PISSED!!! i kind of understand ur reason for going bacK. BUT KANINA U STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR UR EX MEAN YOU'RE ON REBOUD U PIECE OF CRAP!!! GET THAT STRAIGHT. ****** I TOLD YOU TO WATCH OUT ALREADY THAT HE MIGHT BE ON REBOUND. YOU MUST ALWAYS LISTEN TO ME OK ?? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!! KANINa !!and don't listen to YOUR MOM.WHAT ITE??? KANINA. GO MDIS OR YOU COME WITH ME TO AUST. ALRIGHT?? I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU IN ITE UNIFORM OR I'LL KICK UR MOM -.- . chao byebye.




.LYDIA..{ Sunday, April 2, 2006 }

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LYDIA. HAPPY? WAHAHAHAHA. lydia is a nice sweet girl. she's 17 this year, is bubbly and cute and VERY CURVY GET HER NUMBER NOW !! wahahaha i soud like i'm selling her off . lol =P . LYDIA i MISS YOU EVER SINCE WE WENT TO DIFF SCH IT'S BEEN HARD TO KEEP IN TOUCH !!!!!!!! i'm free when you aren't and not free when you are. that SUCKS -.- . why don't you quit sch X) ? HHEHEHE yeah yeah i know. i can imagine you saying : " OI ??! SMACK YOU LAH !!" . hehe. bestie bestie bestie. are we still besties though ? i don't know what's been going on in your life, and vice versa. ain't it sad =( ? i miss the wild retarded mad times we had .
*me attacking ur dog.
*ur dog attacking my hair -.- .
*my FIRST COOKING LESSON !!( instant pasta xP ).
*watching SPONGEBOB .
*come to think of it, watching PIRATED DVDS . heh HeH. *throwing a tomatoe at ur ceiling XP.
*BRAVING THE EVIL THAT IS BODY ODOUR !
*Looking into tunnels of evil ( you see them EVERYWHERE, at our height, when people hold the handle bars on Buses/ MRTs, their ARMPITS ARE IN OUR FACES AND IT"S HORRIBLE I TELL YOU ! ) . lol.
I MISSS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU i really do !!!! CALLL ME =).




.i COOKED !!..{ }

WAHAHHAH !! i COOKED TODAY !! WEEEEEEEE !! chicken baked rice. that isn't really baked. HURHUR X) . the sauce and the rice are cooked separately. THEY LOOKED HORRIBLE ON THEIR OWN !!! THEN i mixed them both and it looked goOOOOOOOoOoooDDDD X) .. CHEESY GOODNESS !! hehe. but it was a bit too CHEESY =.= " .. i FORCED MY BROTHER TO TEST IT !! WAHAHAHAHAHAH !! and my sis too . lol. they both said : if we get diarrhoea we chop toilet -.- " .. stone .. HEY ! at least i cooked something edible !! wahAHHAAHAHAH X) .. hmMmh mMm hmMM.. was supposed to meet jamie today. but. i.am.tired. i really wanted to see how he was , cuz of his fever. FELT DAMN BAD ! but i'm so tired =( .. i've been running up and down and working my ass off and shit =( .. lol. but hey. I'M SHIFTING HOUSE AND I'M GONNA GET MY OWN ROOM WHICH I'M GONNA MAKE LOOK SUPER SUPER SUPER Fantastically FANTABULOUS !!!! hurHUR X) .. got my pay on FRi. banked in most of it, gave 40 bucks to my parents ( 20 each) . my dad then walked up to my sis and said : OI WHERE"S MY 20 DOLLARS??" . wwaHAHAHAHa. oh yeah. he went to HONG KONG !!!! comnig back on 4th of april !! 2 days from now . LALALALAL X) . hope he has fun thouGh- he deserves a break =). LALALALALALALA X) .. PHONE BILL CAME oh mg god OVERSHOT X| !! 57 plus plus . OOPS X) .. haiyo. pay FLY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
i miss my precious BABY X( . LALALA. did i mention he said i was precious ??? =) !! plus he waited outside the cinema for me for two hours ( cuz we quarrelled and he walked away) though he was running a fever ??

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW =]

hEHEHEHEHE i'm a LUCKY LUCKY GIRL =) ... except my ugly photo is still on the front page of amanda wong ting ting's website -.- ' ... (@&#^!@ ..




.To : RP freshman..{ }

an RP freshman tagged : : Hey man take it easy with RP after reading wat u posted i feel like pulling out but i've paid the fees and stuff i've no idea why on earth its a bad school no offence but it has a different appoarch of teaching its student then the other poly =D

firstly, sorry if i made you feel like pulling out, i couldn't reply on the board cuz my reply was too long -.- . HURHUR. so anyway, it's just that the cutoff points are waYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy WAYYY WAYYYYY below normal , average ( and when i say average i mean the mean cut off point for most polytechnics) . see, like TP or Ngee Ann or Nanyang, buSiness courses COP ( cut-off-points) are around say 13 points and below yeah ? and for RP it's 22. twenty-TWO. that's 9 points above the average? it's just that by simple comparison, 13pnt-entry business course VS a 22 point-entry business course, i don't have to tell you which wins hands down. this is what most ppl assume i'd guess. but hey, i haven't taken the course,i can't say much, but i'm just stating my opinion. it may be on par, or perhaps better than other poly business courses, but i stereotype. sorry abt it, it's natural =X.
by the way, i'm not really against RP or anything, just that , that girl had warped logic that i needed to set straight yeah ?

these are my opinions, they're not meant to be offensive

but if they did offend ya, sorry abt it =X ...




.FEVER !!..{ Saturday, April 1, 2006 }

baby had FEVER TODAY !!! OMG !!at first it was 38.8, then i sponged him a little, and his temp dropped, to 38.6 . then i sponged him more and ... IT SHOTUP TO 39.7 OR 8 !!!?!??!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scare the freakin shit outta me !! but he's better now, he went to see the doc, and i went to see my grandma, she's fine, getting better =) . but BLOODY HELL I GOT LOST IN THE HOSPITAL THERE WERE SO MANY LIFTS IT WAS SO CREEPY THERE WASN"T A SOUL IN SIGHT !! WAH LAO EH !! T-T !!!! scary man .. lol. had to pang sae amanda cuz of his fever AND SHE WENT MAD !! SHE PUT MY UGLY FAT PICTURE ON HER BLOG !! WHAT THE FUCK !! BLOODY BITCH !! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!! bAH !! lol ... smack her neh neh !! lol .. FINE FINE :


I'M SORRY AMANDA WONG TING TING !!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA


now take the picture down -.- .. lol. you KNOW YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE X) ..