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Yoko;
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
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Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.
As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.
Yokoshy;
Yokokopops
whatthepong@gmail.com
Generally intolerant and deathly allergic to stupidity. I tend to repeat myself, I tend to repeat myself, and I like food, clean shaven pits and interesting nail polish shades.
As usual, if IQ is below 10 :
DO NOT ENTER.
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.meatyballs..{ Wednesday, November 11, 2009 }
Meatballs with my dependables on monday. Meatballs were awesome. But there was one fatfuck worker at ikea who was being a total asshat tsk. The machine ate my card and i simply asked him (NICELY) what was happening cuz it usually takes like 2 seconds.
(okay i am like fucking hungry now afk brb will finish the story later lol)
OKAY BACK!
LOL so anyway, I asked him and he totally replied me in a tone of general cheebainess! Like "IT'S. JUST. READING. YOUR. CARD." that kind of tone!
And i was ALREADY fucking cranky prior to this little juicy gem that came out of his mouth.
Dude. Seriously. You're fat as FUCK and you're working at ikea. As an information clerk. Your life is sad and shitty because everyday you go to work looking like a giant lemon and you get paid peanuts for it.
What was that saying again? 'What life gives you lemons, make lemonade?', was it? Well in your case, you ARE the fucking lemon. So lemonade would probably refer to your pee and/or your random other (probably sour) bodily excretions.
CONGRATUALATIONS. YOU WIN AT LIFE.
You may now have a break. And a kit kat. But your life will still be sad, sour (excuse the pun) affair.
I really do detest rude staff.
How is it MY problem that you're having a bad day? If i'm nice to you, what's with the attitude of general cheebai-ness? Do i LOOK like the kind of person that gives a flying shit about how shitty your day has been? FUCK OFF tsk.
So i was all like um yeah, it usually doesn't take this long what? what's with the attitude?? You're damn fucked up tsk.
Then i turned my back on him and walked away. I win. Okay fine it was a little mean and childish but still! He was all zesty (excuse the pun) and diva-ish to my face! fucking cuntrag tsk.
So anyway, pics!
The queue was FUCKING long omg.
Chicken-y goodness <3
New dish - Christmas platter. Roast baby potatoes(good), turkey ham(passable) and roast turkey(super dry). It was so-so. I wouldn't order it again.
Fucking asshole was 40 minutes late! Cheebai _|_
lol 2nd expression wins at life.
I had to shred the chicken to eat it ): but still good tho!
Vandalizing the soft toys lol. Now you know why you should -faceplant- into those 'cute soft toys'. you never know where they've been (or what they've been held against D:)
Shiok sofa bed! And he's eyeing shaun's butt, in case you were wondering.
zoomed in.
the whole picture LOLOLOLOL. Haris was looking all ready to smack him in the face HAHAH
Fascinated by twinkly lights / being really gay lol.
Haris looking like a penis + their best thriller imitations lol.
LOLOLOLOL LOOK AT HIS RANGE OF EXPRESSION LOL A+
<3<3<3
In other news, I just dropped by NUS to take photos for the squash invitational banner. I probably lost 2kg of water in the form of sweat and quite possibly caused grievous harm to lumen's nose/back lol.
Walking into NUS was kinda familiar in a non-comforting way.I was assaulted on all sides by the (too) familiar sights/buildings/smell of sweat/sound of squashing lol. All that was missing was your mushroom scent and extremely loud laugh. It made me miss you a little more than i already do and now i want to vomit tsk.
Oh i also went to eat with his mom yesterday. Traveled all the fucking way to boon lay again lol i deserve a prize for endurance i swear.
Met his relatives D: ! That was kind of a surprise lol. Their canto is amazing. Me no understandy lol. So i just generally guessed at what the were saying. Also dropped by his new place. It's chio to the max and the bed is fucking gosu.
And the pool, oh the pooooooooooool (insert lots of swooning here). In the afternoon light, it was just so-so, but when night fell, it transformed into a magical wonderland of chio, mysterious lighting and silent seduction. I'm totally crashing like ASAP lol.
Okay that is generally all. I have to photoshop shit for damien, who now owes me a shopping spree at a shop of my choice HAHAHAH okay that really is all baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!
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(okay i am like fucking hungry now afk brb will finish the story later lol)
OKAY BACK!
LOL so anyway, I asked him and he totally replied me in a tone of general cheebainess! Like "IT'S. JUST. READING. YOUR. CARD." that kind of tone!
And i was ALREADY fucking cranky prior to this little juicy gem that came out of his mouth.
Dude. Seriously. You're fat as FUCK and you're working at ikea. As an information clerk. Your life is sad and shitty because everyday you go to work looking like a giant lemon and you get paid peanuts for it.
What was that saying again? 'What life gives you lemons, make lemonade?', was it? Well in your case, you ARE the fucking lemon. So lemonade would probably refer to your pee and/or your random other (probably sour) bodily excretions.
CONGRATUALATIONS. YOU WIN AT LIFE.
You may now have a break. And a kit kat. But your life will still be sad, sour (excuse the pun) affair.
I really do detest rude staff.
How is it MY problem that you're having a bad day? If i'm nice to you, what's with the attitude of general cheebai-ness? Do i LOOK like the kind of person that gives a flying shit about how shitty your day has been? FUCK OFF tsk.
So i was all like um yeah, it usually doesn't take this long what? what's with the attitude?? You're damn fucked up tsk.
Then i turned my back on him and walked away. I win. Okay fine it was a little mean and childish but still! He was all zesty (excuse the pun) and diva-ish to my face! fucking cuntrag tsk.
So anyway, pics!
The queue was FUCKING long omg.
Chicken-y goodness <3
New dish - Christmas platter. Roast baby potatoes(good), turkey ham(passable) and roast turkey(super dry). It was so-so. I wouldn't order it again.
Fucking asshole was 40 minutes late! Cheebai _|_
lol 2nd expression wins at life.
I had to shred the chicken to eat it ): but still good tho!
Vandalizing the soft toys lol. Now you know why you should -faceplant- into those 'cute soft toys'. you never know where they've been (or what they've been held against D:)
Shiok sofa bed! And he's eyeing shaun's butt, in case you were wondering.
zoomed in.
the whole picture LOLOLOLOL. Haris was looking all ready to smack him in the face HAHAH
Fascinated by twinkly lights / being really gay lol.
Haris looking like a penis + their best thriller imitations lol.
LOLOLOLOL LOOK AT HIS RANGE OF EXPRESSION LOL A+
<3<3<3
In other news, I just dropped by NUS to take photos for the squash invitational banner. I probably lost 2kg of water in the form of sweat and quite possibly caused grievous harm to lumen's nose/back lol.
Walking into NUS was kinda familiar in a non-comforting way.I was assaulted on all sides by the (too) familiar sights/buildings/smell of sweat/sound of squashing lol. All that was missing was your mushroom scent and extremely loud laugh. It made me miss you a little more than i already do and now i want to vomit tsk.
Oh i also went to eat with his mom yesterday. Traveled all the fucking way to boon lay again lol i deserve a prize for endurance i swear.
Met his relatives D: ! That was kind of a surprise lol. Their canto is amazing. Me no understandy lol. So i just generally guessed at what the were saying. Also dropped by his new place. It's chio to the max and the bed is fucking gosu.
And the pool, oh the pooooooooooool (insert lots of swooning here). In the afternoon light, it was just so-so, but when night fell, it transformed into a magical wonderland of chio, mysterious lighting and silent seduction. I'm totally crashing like ASAP lol.
Okay that is generally all. I have to photoshop shit for damien, who now owes me a shopping spree at a shop of my choice HAHAHAH okay that really is all baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!
.Trying times...{ Sunday, November 8, 2009 }
There's a wall in front of me.
I can't move ahead and I can't go back, so basically I'm fucked right?
I really fucking wish I could stop feeling so fucking resentful. I wish I was more pushy; less considerate of your feelings; I wish I could just stop giving a flying shit but I can't bring myself to.
God I'm so weak it's disgusting.
On a completely unrelated note, yesterday I saw an old man pee in the bushes in front of me. And the bush looked really prickly. I'm talking about the the actual PLANT bush not the old man's bush you sick bastards!
And so i shall end this post with that delightful mental image for you to conjure. Merry xmas, goodnight ya'll.
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I can't move ahead and I can't go back, so basically I'm fucked right?
I really fucking wish I could stop feeling so fucking resentful. I wish I was more pushy; less considerate of your feelings; I wish I could just stop giving a flying shit but I can't bring myself to.
God I'm so weak it's disgusting.
On a completely unrelated note, yesterday I saw an old man pee in the bushes in front of me. And the bush looked really prickly. I'm talking about the the actual PLANT bush not the old man's bush you sick bastards!
And so i shall end this post with that delightful mental image for you to conjure. Merry xmas, goodnight ya'll.
.fucking hungry...{ }
Has anyone been playing this? My colleagues are going crazy over them lol.
Joleong made the sticker herself D:
Apparently Superdog has soft serve ice cream :D. It's not bad but I'm not really an ice cream person, so don't trust my ice cream judgement.
Am starving. Also, my boyfriend uploaded pictures, will put that up later tonight or possibly tomorrow. I kinda wanna stall a little cuz I know i'll see her face in many photos, which in turn will piss me off further.
Okay that is all bai.
.SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE BORN WITH MOUTH OPENINGS...{ }
Today started out well. Good weather in the form of sunshine and a soft breeze, breakfast with my brother and an ice cold coke.
Then I got on the bus.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
These two minahs behind me WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
They were all like "Oh mi gort dance later siollllllll! Aiy XXXX you kan do it one you so goot etc etc etc"
OMFG LIKE SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP CAN?!
THEY WOULD NOT STOP TALKING. IN THEIR STUPID SLANG AND THEIR AMAZING KNACK FOR SPEAKING IN WORDS WITH NO MORE THAN 3 FUCKING SYLLABLES. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DANCE (and by 'dance' i mean she fucking gyrated in her seat to show her friend her moves/seizures), DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR VAGINA IS, DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP FUCKING CLAPPING LIKE A FUCKING SEAL.
God i hate stupid people. So fucking much.
I shoved my earphones as deep as they could go and turned the volume up to the fucking MAXIMUM, and yet i found no reprieve from the horror.
And fucking hell all that gyrating meant they kept knocking into my seat OMG FUCKING DULAN!
Please die. Please, I beg you of both of you.
Get knocked up by random men then get disowned by your entire families because they are ashamed of your general sluttiness. You will both then become homeless and desolate and live on the streets and find yourselves unable to get jobs because the both of you don't know any words with more than 2 syllables.
Minah A will give birth to a deformed psycho baby (because the random man who knocked her up was really her brother) then die from excessive blood loss. Minah B will eat the baby to survive. She will then choke on the skull (because she tried to eat it), and a passerby will panick and go "OMG CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!!!" and upon hearing the divine 3 syllable word, she dies from from overexposure to Good english.
Or you could just
Have a nice day ya'll.
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Then I got on the bus.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
These two minahs behind me WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
They were all like "Oh mi gort dance later siollllllll! Aiy XXXX you kan do it one you so goot etc etc etc"
OMFG LIKE SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP CAN?!
THEY WOULD NOT STOP TALKING. IN THEIR STUPID SLANG AND THEIR AMAZING KNACK FOR SPEAKING IN WORDS WITH NO MORE THAN 3 FUCKING SYLLABLES. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DANCE (and by 'dance' i mean she fucking gyrated in her seat to show her friend her moves/seizures), DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR VAGINA IS, DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP FUCKING CLAPPING LIKE A FUCKING SEAL.
God i hate stupid people. So fucking much.
I shoved my earphones as deep as they could go and turned the volume up to the fucking MAXIMUM, and yet i found no reprieve from the horror.
And fucking hell all that gyrating meant they kept knocking into my seat OMG FUCKING DULAN!
Please die. Please, I beg you of both of you.
Get knocked up by random men then get disowned by your entire families because they are ashamed of your general sluttiness. You will both then become homeless and desolate and live on the streets and find yourselves unable to get jobs because the both of you don't know any words with more than 2 syllables.
Minah A will give birth to a deformed psycho baby (because the random man who knocked her up was really her brother) then die from excessive blood loss. Minah B will eat the baby to survive. She will then choke on the skull (because she tried to eat it), and a passerby will panick and go "OMG CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!!!" and upon hearing the divine 3 syllable word, she dies from from overexposure to Good english.
Or you could just
Have a nice day ya'll.
.Guilty pleasure...{ Saturday, November 7, 2009 }
I love watching The Longest Yard. I've watched it about 70 times but it never gets old.
On a completely unrelated note, I've been spamming fluids the whole day (cuz I can't chew). This has led to excessive bladder action lol help I'm at work and I have to run to the toilet and pee in under 30 seconds lol i deserve a prize lol.
Flickr still isn't accepting the photos tsk annoying. okay that is all bai.
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On a completely unrelated note, I've been spamming fluids the whole day (cuz I can't chew). This has led to excessive bladder action lol help I'm at work and I have to run to the toilet and pee in under 30 seconds lol i deserve a prize lol.
Flickr still isn't accepting the photos tsk annoying. okay that is all bai.
.What goes up has got to fall...{ }
I'm sorry for the absence. Kinda.
Been cranky as fuck lately, mostly due to my gum swelling up and practically covering the whole of my fucking molar. I can't close my mouth nor can I open it too wide, so it's almost always in a semi-open state resulting in me looking spastic. I should drool a little for effect lol.
Swollen gums = fucking hard to eat and can you imagine how cranky that makes me? David and Jobung and I went to Superdog for dinner. SUPER. DOG. LEH. Land of amazing hot dogs and super crunchy fries of amazingness LEH!!!!!!!!!! AND i couldn't even eat my burger properly damn spastic. Yes i ate a burger at superdog. Yes i realize the irony. But it was only cuz i couldn't fit a the thing in my mouth ( that's what she said LOL SORRY). Aiy i had to compress the burger to eat it. Like I had to FLATTEN it into a pancake. And that barely worked either so I had to go all cavewoman and shred it with my fingers.
I win.
In other news, I bought sustenance in the form of thick, sludgy porridge and meatball soup to last me throughout my 12hour shift at work today.
(Digressing - I love thick, sludgy porridge. It's excellenttttttt <3 )
Okay that is all. I have some pictures from yesterday, but flickr is being cranky so I can't get them up. Will update this post later or something lol ttyl bai~~~~
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Been cranky as fuck lately, mostly due to my gum swelling up and practically covering the whole of my fucking molar. I can't close my mouth nor can I open it too wide, so it's almost always in a semi-open state resulting in me looking spastic. I should drool a little for effect lol.
Swollen gums = fucking hard to eat and can you imagine how cranky that makes me? David and Jobung and I went to Superdog for dinner. SUPER. DOG. LEH. Land of amazing hot dogs and super crunchy fries of amazingness LEH!!!!!!!!!! AND i couldn't even eat my burger properly damn spastic. Yes i ate a burger at superdog. Yes i realize the irony. But it was only cuz i couldn't fit a the thing in my mouth ( that's what she said LOL SORRY). Aiy i had to compress the burger to eat it. Like I had to FLATTEN it into a pancake. And that barely worked either so I had to go all cavewoman and shred it with my fingers.
I win.
In other news, I bought sustenance in the form of thick, sludgy porridge and meatball soup to last me throughout my 12hour shift at work today.
(Digressing - I love thick, sludgy porridge. It's excellenttttttt <3 )
Okay that is all. I have some pictures from yesterday, but flickr is being cranky so I can't get them up. Will update this post later or something lol ttyl bai~~~~
.This will never end...{ Monday, November 2, 2009 }
We'll play this game;
do this dance.
You'll toe the line;
test the waters.
and I..
I will keep my silence because there is obviously nothing left for me to say.
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do this dance.
You'll toe the line;
test the waters.
and I..
I will keep my silence because there is obviously nothing left for me to say.
.Baby it's a violent world...{ Sunday, November 1, 2009 }
Jap curry. Good shit.
Waiting for our gaming room lol.
General Wii-ing lol. Haris is hands down the WORST at shooting games lol.
He can't even figure out the remote lol.
Pwning everyone in Wii Bowling lol. Damn spastic lol.
Mesmerized by giant elmo heads lol. I totally want one. Can someone win that shit for me rofl the elmo head is like the size of a baby boulder rofl.
Off we went to Bedok Simpang for supper. Teh bing wasn't bad at all, the boyfriend would have loved it.
Kebab <3 + smelly brown friend keeps making faces in ALL the photos. Super annoying I'm going to punch him soon lol.
Not really in the mood to write, so that is all. Perhaps when I'm feeling up to it, I'll edit the post. Not right now though. Right now i'm thoroughly confused. I need answers and reassurance but tonight I will have none.
Oh and if sharing is caring - we're fucking done for.
I have nothing more to say, goodnight.
...{ }
i feel like giving up.
I used to think it was worth it, but right now at this very moment, I can't figure out why.
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I used to think it was worth it, but right now at this very moment, I can't figure out why.
.Colour me surprised...{ }
I like making quirky stuff. It makes me feel like I've accomplished something. Something unique that other people hadn't thought / didn't think to make.
I love how people delight in buying something I made by hand. It's such a great feeling.
Thanks for buying my rings babes, hope you liked them as much as i loved making them <3